Holy Guacamole

05/17/2026

Come get your chips and salsa

12/10/2025

10/30/2025

Voyager is now a light day from Earth, on an 8bit computer. If it had my Commodore64, it'd be 8 light years away by now.

05/30/2025

The first rule of TACO Club is: "Don't tell Trump about TACO Club."

05/10/2025

Phil Keoghan gives shout out to Holy Guacamole.

Thanks in part to his 30-plus seasons leading CBS’s The Amazing Race, Phil Keoghan has explored more than 100 countries—and he’s still continually circling the globe. It’s telling, then, that the New Zealand–born host insists the Golden State is hard to beat for a homecoming, citing its wo...

01/18/2023

An apparent tragedy occurred on the sidewalk in front of Holy Guacamole in Santa Monica. There were no witnesses and no victim has come forward. Police believe the victim is less than three years old and may have his foot in his mouth at this very moment. If you have ANY information, please contact SMPD.

01/14/2023

The Sun Will Come Out Tamale.