04/01/2025
Through these trying times we’ve been trying to think of ways to help those (rightfully) stressed out by government policies, dictatorial leaders, and other crazy ____, we are proud to offer a new way to help escape the headaches and troubles that overcome us. We’re honestly shocked that ABC (Alcohol beverage control) fully supports this idea, so with their blessing (in the form of a permit), we are both excited and proud to announce our newest foray into mobile liquid vacations with the “Joes on the Moai(s)” Truck, where we’ll be offering both caffeinated and caffeine free rum drinks & more. Please note: NO VODKA will be carried, so don’t even try to ask. While Red Bull drinks may have been popular years ago, along with those Espresso Martinis’ return (nope, we won’t have those either), we’re excited to offer Zombie Lattes, Chai Tais, a new version of Beachbum Berry’s “The Castaway” (which did in fact inspire a drink on the ol’ Orange Truck menu), and more. We’ve added to the orange facade with imported tapa cloth, raffia, bamboo, and amazing carvings by local artists. We’re so excited to take you places in your mind you haven’t been before, to escape the troubles of everyday concerns. Non-alcoholic beverages will of course be available to our non-alcohol consuming friends. We hope to see you on the road soon. Cheers & thank you. Aloha.