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Book you birthday celebration, company party, girls night out, guy's night out, or just drop in for some darn good pizza here at Tank's.... You won't regret it!

Happy Fathers Day
06/21/2026

Happy Fathers Day

Doing some necessary updates!Can’t wait to see you tomorrow for a night of laughs with an amazing line up of comedians. ...
06/10/2026

Doing some necessary updates!
Can’t wait to see you tomorrow for a night of laughs with an amazing line up of comedians. Reserve your tables now!!

TANKS CLOSED TODAY FORUnexpected HVAC Summer maintenance
06/02/2026

TANKS CLOSED TODAY FOR

Unexpected HVAC Summer maintenance

05/21/2026

2NITE 8 pm: FREE “Thick Crust Comedy” at Tank’s Pizza with a nationally-touring comedians & a super talented musical guest! 😎🍕🔥 FREE champagne every single Thursday! 🍾👇🏼

3 ways to get FREE champagne:
• RSVP Groups of 4+ people
• Order a Large 1-topping pizza
• Order 4, 1-topping personals ($5 each)

FREE to RSVP: Ryan Herrera on FB (IG) or text 210-986-0860

THURSDAY (5/21) @ 8 pm at Tank’s Pizza: FREE comedy show Featuring Charles Allen, Lyn-Z Andrew’s, Cuzin Berto, De La Stoner, Tony Capobianco, & Lynne Coco! 🤩🙌🏼🎤 And with the Special Musical Guest, DiversiD! 🤯👏🏼🎶🌟 Hosted by Ryan Herrera & Vibes by Champagne Don (Reginald E Flowers). 🥂 Come check us out this THURSDAY (5/21) @ 8 pm- it’s FREE!

📍902 N. New Braunfels Ave., SATX 78202

Thursday (5/14):   

05/20/2026

GAME 2 WATCH PARTY 2NITE ON ALL TVS w/ LIVE DJ

$5 U CALL IT DRINKS DURING 2nd & 4th QUARTERS + $5 PERSONAL 🍕ONE TOPPINGS DURING THE GAME

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks — 5/21🚨 “The jokes are reckless, the pizza is cheap, and somebody’s situationship is end...
05/16/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks — 5/21
🚨 “The jokes are reckless, the pizza is cheap, and somebody’s situationship is ending tonight.” 😈

🎤 Lineup:
De La Stoner 
Tony Capobianco 
Lynne Coco 
Cuzin Berto 
Lyn-Z Andrews 
Charles Allen 
Mother Daddy

🎶 Musical Artist:
DiversiD

😂 Punchline:
This lineup is messier than drunk texting “you up?” to the wrong person. 🍕😂

🍽️ Thursday Night Specials:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s beer
💨 $25 hookah
🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM
• $15.99 adults
• $9.99 kids

🥂 Ways to get FREE champagne:
RSVP 4+ people • Large 1-topping 🍕 • 4 personal pizzas
DM to lock in your table

Pull up hungry. Leave with stories you can’t tell at work.

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks — 5/14🚨 “This is what happens when comedians make worse decisions than the audience.” 😈🎤...
05/12/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks — 5/14
🚨 “This is what happens when comedians make worse decisions than the audience.” 😈

🎤 Lineup:
Ray Martinez
Jonathan DeLaCruz
Chad-O
Alonzo Cantu
Jessica Ramirez
Mother Daddy
Travis Paramour
🎶 Musical Guest:
Javi Bazaldua

😂 Punchline:
This lineup is more chaotic than a family group chat after two margaritas. 🍕😂

🍽️ Thursday Night Specials:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s beer
💨 $25 hookah
🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM
• $15.99 adults
• $9.99 kids

🥂 Ways to get FREE champagne:
RSVP 4+ people • Large 1-topping 🍕 • 4 personal pizzas
DM to lock in your table

Pull up hungry. Leave louder.

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks🚨 “Don’t come to this show… unless you’re ready to laugh at things you shouldn’t.” 😈🎤 Lin...
05/04/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks
🚨 “Don’t come to this show… unless you’re ready to laugh at things you shouldn’t.” 😈

🎤 Lineup:
Candy Alva
Bobby Peña III 
Chris Longoria 
Skip Pettit 
Uncle Sam 
Ronnie Fryar 
Mr. Wendell 
Mother Daddy
🎶 Musical Guest: Kro

😂 Punchline:
If you don’t laugh tonight… check your pulse. If you do laugh, don’t worry—we won’t tell your boss what you laughed at. 🍕😂

🍽️ Thursday Night Specials:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s beer
💨 $25 hookah
🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM
• $15.99 adults
• $9.99 kids

🥂 Ways to get FREE champagne:
RSVP 4+ people • Large 1-topping 🍕 • 4 personal pizzas
DM to lock in your table

Pull up. Bring friends. Laugh irresponsibly.

Thanks for inquiring about TANKS SUNDAY FUNDAY 30+ Fellas 25+ Ladies For BIRTHDAYS we offer FREE BDAY FLYER (Regular) on...
04/28/2026

Thanks for inquiring about TANKS SUNDAY FUNDAY 30+ Fellas 25+ Ladies
For BIRTHDAYS we offer FREE BDAY FLYER (Regular) one COMPLIMENTARY TABLE of either 4,6 or 8. Your choice of a complimentary table is either yellow, blue or gray. Each additional table is $28. We will also give you a 🍾🥂 FREE MiMOSA SET UP or you could upgrade to a MIMOSA TOWER for $30 Extra. Regular tables of 4,6 or 8 are $25. All sections are either $53,$78 & $103

Regular Flyers (No Charge)
Custom Bday Flyers $15

Address

902 N New Braunfels Avenue
San Antonio, TX
78202

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 12am
Tuesday 4pm - 12am
Wednesday 4pm - 12am
Thursday 4pm - 12am
Friday 4pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

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