Tank's Pizza

10/17/2026

Tank’s Pizza is your

🚨OFFICIAL🚨
🏈FOOTBALL 🏈
HEAD QUARTERS






$7 U CALL ITS DURING 1st & 3rd
Quarters

LRG (2) TOPPINGS 🍕(10) WINGS 🐥
& 2 LITER $40

🍕 PERSONAL (1) TOPPING (5) WINGS 🐥 & A COLD B**R 🍺 $19.99

Online orders available on:

Door Dash
Grub Hub
Uber Eats
Slice

📍 Tank’s Pizza 902 N New Braunfels Ave San Antonio, Texas 78202

☎️ 210.320.9224

10/15/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at TANKS!

🚨 Your red flags are showing, your standards are questionable, and your Thursday night plans just got a whole lot dirtier. 😈🎤

🔥 COMEDY LINEUP:
🎤 John Abraham John Abraham
😂 Laura Lott-Manzano Laura A Lott
🤣 Mitchell McMullen Mitchell McMullen
🔥 Christian King Christian King
🎭 Jymmi Lu Jymmi Lu
😈 Mother Daddy
🎶 MUSICAL GUEST:
J. Nevermore J. Nevermore 🦋🦁🌿🔥

😏 THE PUNCHLINE:
These comedians are about to roast harder than your last situationship. The jokes are dirty, the pizza is hot, and the only thing getting stuffed tonight should be your face. 🍕😂🍑

🍽️ THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s b**r
💨 $25 ho**ah
🍴 Buffet from 6–8 PM
👨‍🍳 Adults: $15.99 | Kids: $9.99

🥂 THREE WAYS TO GET FREE CH*****NE:
✨ RSVP with 4+ people
🍕 Order a large 1-topping pizza
🍕 Order 4 personal 1-topping pizzas

📲 RESERVE YOUR TABLE:
DM Ryan Herrera
🎟️ FREE ENTRY. FREE TABLES. CHEAP PIZZA.
Come laugh at things you shouldn’t say out loud. Your therapist doesn’t need to know. 😈🍕🥂

10/11/2026

Girls night plans? We know just the spot! 🍕🤭💕

Good food, nonstop laughs, catching up on ALL the tea & conversations that turn into hours. 🥂✨

Grab your girls and pull up to Tank’s Pizza for a night of good vibes, delicious pizza, wings & all your favorites! ❤️

📍 Tank’s Pizza | San Antonio, TX

Tag the girls you’re bringing! 👯‍♀️

10/11/2026

The weather is cooling down but the food at Tank’s is ALWAYS coming in hot! 🍕🍂

Crispy wings, cheesy slices, loaded appetizers… and suddenly sharing doesn’t sound like such a good idea.
Who’s coming hungry?

📍 Tank’s Pizza | San Antonio, TX

10/09/2026

What are you choosing today?🔥🍕🍻🍗🥗

10/07/2026

POV: you came to Tank’s for the pizza… then discovered the calzones 😮‍💨🔥

Golden on the outside, hot + cheesy on the inside and stuffed with all the GOOD stuff 🤤 This might just change your usual Tank’s order.

📍 Tank’s Pizza | San Antonio, TX
🍕 More than pizza. Made different. Tastes different.

10/06/2026

We’re back this Friday—and every Friday! 🏀🔥

Teen Nights with Athletes N Da City: indoor open gym, 10-minute games, and a place for teens to come together eat together and do life together

📍 At the Boys & Girls Club on the East Side on MLK
🕗 Every Friday | 8–11 PM

Bring a friend and share this with a family who needs to see it! 🖤💛

10/05/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY — THURSDAY, OCT. 8 at TANKS!
🚨 “Your weekend starts Thursday… because waiting until Friday is for people with self-control.” 😈🍕

🎤 HOSTED BY:
Ryan Herrera Ryan Herrera

🔥 COMEDY LINEUP:
Anthony SA Anthony Santoya
Ruben Ruben
Lynne Coco Jessica
Kat Kourakis Kat Fowler
Sweeti TooSweet Sweeti TooSweet
Mother Daddy Amber Greene
🎶 MUSICAL GUEST:
Don Holiday DON HOLIDAY

😂 THE PUNCHLINE:
Come for the laughs, stay for the $5 pizza, and leave with enough stories to make your therapist raise their rates. 😏🍕😂

🍽️ THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s b**r
💨 $25 ho**ah
🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM
• $15.99 adults
• $9.99 kids

🥂 GET FREE CH*****NE:
✨ RSVP with 4+ people
✨ Order a Large 1-Topping Pizza
✨ Order 4 Personal 1-Topping Pizzas
📲 RESERVE YOUR TABLE:

DM Ryan Herrera
Free entry. Free tables. Cheap pizza.
Dirty jokes, thick crust, and absolutely no judgment for whatever happens after the second glass. 😈🍕🥂

09/30/2026

🍕😂🥂 **THICK CRUST COMEDY — THURSDAY, OCT. 1 at TANKS!**

🚨 **“New month, same bad decisions. Come get your laugh on before somebody’s situationship becomes tonight’s punchline.”** 😈🍕

🎤 **HOSTED BY:**
Ryan Herrera Ryan Herrera

🔥 **COMEDY LINEUP:**
Anthony SA Anthony Santoya
Ruben Ruben
Lynne Coco Jessica
Kat Kourakis Kat Fowler
Sweeti TooSweet Sweeti TooSweet
Mother Daddy Amber Greene

🎶 **MUSICAL GUEST:**
Don Holiday DON HOLIDAY

😂 **THE PUNCHLINE:**
The jokes are filthy, the pizza is thick, and your ex is probably somewhere hoping you stay home. **Don’t.** 😏🍕🔥

🍽️ **THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS:**
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s b**r
💨 $25 ho**ah
🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM
• $15.99 adults
• $9.99 kids

🥂 **GET FREE CH*****NE:**
✨ RSVP with 4+ people
✨ Order a Large 1-Topping Pizza
✨ Order 4 Personal 1-Topping Pizzas

📲 **RESERVE YOUR TABLE:**
DM Ryan Herrera

Free entry. Free tables. Cheap pizza.
**Dirty jokes, loud laughs, and just enough ch*****ne to make your Thursday decisions questionable.** 😈🍕🥂

09/29/2026

See you soon📍🍕

09/27/2026