07/14/2026
π βοΈ TWISTED TUESDAY HAS ENTERED THE CASTLE βοΈπ
Attention all princes, princesses, court jesters, tavern goblins, and that one guy who's been wearing the same Red Sox hoodie since 2018...
Tonight we're throwing royal etiquette directly into the moat.
πΊ Justin, the Prince of Pour, will be behind the bar granting wishes one drink at a time. (Results may vary. Your fairy godmother is legally not responsible for your karaoke decisions tomorrow.)
π± Pool tables are open.
π― Dart lanes are open.
πΆ The jukebox is on and accepting everything from Disney songs to early-2000s emo. We judge your choices silently.
π¨βπ³ Kitchen open 7 PM β 12:30 AM
π» Bar open until 1 AM
Forget happily ever after... we're aiming for "I somehow woke up with a new best friend and a receipt that says I ordered mozzarella sticks three separate times."
Salem, NH royalty knows the drill:
π Skip the traffic circle drama.
π Escape the Tuscan Village crowds.
π Come to the only castle where the dragons breathe Fireball and the glass slipper usually gets left under a bar stool.
Your carriage turns back into a pumpkin at 1 AM... so you'd better make the most of it.