09/21/2023
2 Humanoids head to A local Burger shop and tell us that there is hope for all of humanity.
A strange craft appeared at McMinnville Or. airport last Friday As reported by an off-duty official The airport has been linked to The CIA in the past. And is Also home to the Evergreen Space and Air Museum. Somehow Howard Hughs's secret organization must be involved as his airplane is parked there. It was reported that 2 humanoids appeared outside the diamond-looking craft that was hovering vertically 6 feet off the ground. They used a mechanical communicator to talk to an off-duty official who had just gotten off his shift, he would not give us this name. It just so happens the same area has a base for the Oregon State Police, Comcast which has a lot of sophisticated communication equipment. And several other suspicious businesses. Could it be right in front of us, an area 51-like base right here in McMinnville, Or. Now we know why the city has an alien festival every year. Is this all part of an ongoing mystery?
Wanting to get more information the official asked them how their craft was powered and the humanoids said it was not powered but focused and that it was like a highly advanced form of focused ultrasound, using sound waves and they could be focused in a lot of places and that earth’s atmosphere and oceans have just the right conditions to focus and appear. They said the United States was just developing this technology and that they were here to give a helping hand. They said that the new Focalizer can now be 3D printed but needs a new mineral compound located in McDermitt caldera on the Oregon, Nevada border and that soon the Focalizer will be developed here on earth. They also stated that there was hope for all of humanity.
Now here’s where it gets a little strange, the humanoids said that they were hungry and that they love eating burgers and they had been told that Nancy Jo’s Burgers was the best burger in this galaxy for the last few years. The last McMinnville time travelers reported to this their central command and wanted to give Nancy Jo’s an award for the best burgers in the galaxy. The new travelers tried to get some delivered but Nancy Jo said we do not deliver, they won’t be as fresh and tasty, you got to come to get them, she didn’t know who they were, so they borrowed the official's car, put on human look alike costumes and did. They ended up ordering 2 Big Bacon Cheeseburgers, a medium fry, and 2 vanilla milkshakes. They then returned to their ship and defocused on their home base with smiles on their faces. So what is this writer’s take on all of this? I would first like to thank the official for sharing his story and that Nancy’s Jo’s Burgers & Fries are out of this world and there is hope for all of humanity.
Nancy Jo was highly skeptical of the whole affair (LOL) and said it sounded like a lot of hogwash but might make a great tall story to tell and maybe sell a few more burgers. You can buy a Tall Tale UFO Tee Shirt at any of our 7 restaurants commemorating this historic event. or earn one free by using our new award program along with other free food and prizes. Yes, we mail them worldwide!
The Proof is out there, and The Proof is in the burger
