Elongated Jonathan's Imitation Seafood Eatery

Elongated Jonathan's Imitation Seafood Eatery Imitation deep fried seafood. We only use the highest quality recycled synthetic motor oil.

We recently won a raffle for an abandoned storage unit. We have decided to auction the contents off. See the picture for...
09/28/2026

We recently won a raffle for an abandoned storage unit. We have decided to auction the contents off. See the picture for the products available.
Some massage tables that were made by southwest Whitfield highschool. They are covered in what seems to be a late 90s cut pile carpet.
Also various boxes of liquids and creams

ALL YOU CAN EAT CARP RIGHT UP UNTIL DARK
- Jon of elongation

09/24/2026

BREAKING: Authorities have now released the names, mugshots, and charges of people arrested in Tuesday's raids at seven Dalton-area massage parlors. The results may shock you.

Our tartar carp has officially leaked out it's last molecule of juice. We at Elongated Jonathan's would like to share ou...
07/11/2026

Our tartar carp has officially leaked out it's last molecule of juice. We at Elongated Jonathan's would like to share our appreciation for Specimen : 42.

If you or a loved one came by at any point in the last two weeks to tug on the everlasting teet. please know that we appreciate you very much in this time of need. In honor of Specimen : 42 we will be giving our pest control team the rest evening off.

-ELJ
All you can eat carp right up until dark

New Large Marge promo cards will be available tonight at 2:16am. Join us for tartar sauce draft night. Bring your pet bi...
07/08/2026

New Large Marge promo cards will be available tonight at 2:16am. Join us for tartar sauce draft night. Bring your pet birds.

All you can eat carp right up until dark
-Jon of Elongation

05/01/2026

Due to everyone else doing it, we are raising pricing effectively last week. If you dined any night last week, especially on buck owens trivia night, please reach out to settle a debt of $420.69.

All you can eat carp right up until dark.
-ELJ

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625 Lafayette Road
Rocky Face, GA
30740

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