07/10/2026
π¨ WANTED: David "The Caffeine" Mather π¨
I've officially been charged with:
β Operating a caffeine distribution network
πͺ Trafficking dangerously addictive cookies
π Keeping downtown Rochester buzzing
β€οΈ And being Guilty of Giving
Now it's up to YOU...
On August 8, I'll be reporting for lockup at The Garage @ The Governor's Inn as part of Guilty of Giving, benefiting Holidays On The Hill and Rochester Main Street.
My bail has been set at $500. Every dollar donated helps support two incredible organizations that make Rochester a better place through community events, local programs, and downtown initiatives.
If Busy Bee CafΓ© has ever been your go-to for coffee, breakfast, cookies, or just a friendly place to gather, I'd be honored if you'd help post my bail.
(Or... if you think I deserve to stay locked up a little longer, you can donate for that too. π)
Thank you for supporting not just Busy Bee CafΓ©, but our entire Rochester community. ππ
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