The Chicken BOX

03/28/2024

"Found in Florida! So one of the owners of a hotel, Judi was walking on the beach this morning cleaning up the junk that washed into shore and finds a bottle with a message in it. There is also some sand and 2 one dollar bills. Once we get it open and read the notes we find out that it is in fact NOT sand. It is the ashes of this woman's husband of 70 years named Gordon. She writes that He loved to travel so she sent him traveling in a bottle with a note and money for someone to call home and tell her where he landed. He started at Big Pine Key in March of 2012 and then went to Islamorada where someone found him. They added a note and sent him traveling again and he landed on our beach in Key Colony. Judi called the wife in Tennessee who was excited to know of Gordon's travels! Judi added her note, we put him in a rum bottle (you know added a little fun to his trip) with the three notes. We added another dollar in case Gordon travels far and a long distance call is needed. We will be having a memorial service or celebration of his life on our beach later today before sending him on his way again."
Credit: Allex1337

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02/18/2024

Good morning. It is Sunday. TELEVANGELIST AT A MEGA-CHURCH DOWN SOUTH WAS ON STAGE, COLLECTING MONEY FROM THE FAITHFUL AND PROMISING THEM HE COULD HELP ANYONE.

A young man left the audience and came up on the stage and asked the televangelist to pray for his hearing. The televangelist starting chanting and took the young man by his shoulders and shook him. Then he cupped his hands over the young man's ears and said some more incantations and finally shouted to the heavens, "He is cured! Thank you, Jesus!" The televangelist turned to the young man and said, "How's your hearing now?" and the young man said, "I don't know. It's not until 2pm Thursday."

Store hours today are 10 am to 7 pm. We hope to see you all today. And please drive carefully.

02/18/2024

From Hanover Tavern

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE AND PLEASE SHARE THIS POST!
Some time yesterday (February 16th), items on display in a new exhibit marking Black History Month and hosted by Hanover Tavern, were removed from their case in the Tavern lobby. These small items- including a (1) silver trinket box, (2) a perfume decanter, (3) a pressing hot comb, (4) Confederate currency, and (5) framed stamp collection- were the personal property and family heirlooms of members of our community and generously loaned for the exhibit celebrating the history of the Black community in Hanover County.
The staff of Hanover Tavern is devastated by the loss of these items and saddened that someone would remove them from a place whose mission is to function as an historical, educational, community and cultural resource for the enjoyment of all.
If anyone reading this was here yesterday and noticed anything unusual, please contact us immediately. Should the items happen to be returned to the Tavern, there will be no questions asked and no further action taken.
Thank you for your attention to this post and your support of Hanover Tavern. Please share this post!!!

02/17/2024

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious.

The query:
Dear Tech Support,

"Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed: Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck

Tech Support