Retreat Bar, Presque Isle, WI

06/26/2026

FRIDAY MEANS PIZZA AT THE RETREAT 🍕🦙
Trish is absolutely launching pizzas like she’s trying out for ESPN 8: The Ocho… meanwhile Beth and Heather apparently decided llama transportation was... well very Heather and Beth 🤣
Questionable decisions?
Absolutely.
Great pizza?
Also absolutely.
🔥 FANOPOLY FRIDAY SPECIAL 🔥
$4 OFF ANY PIZZA
Pile on the toppings.
Keep the weird ones to yourself.
(You know who you are.)
Cold beer. Hot pizza. Emotional support llamas.
Open at noon. See ya at The Retreat.

05/27/2026

HELP WANTED @ THE RETREAT 🍺

Turns out cold beer, good food, and questionable life advice don’t magically happen on their own.

We’re looking for bartenders and kitchen help to join the chaos. Around here, customers become family… mostly the kind that raids your fridge, gives unsolicited advice, and somehow stays three hours after saying “we should probably get going.”

If you can handle a busy day or night, laugh through the nonsense, and survive Midwest small-town sarcasm, you’ll fit right in.

✔️ Top pay
✔️ Good people
✔️ Daily specials
✔️ Probably a llama somewhere

Stop in and apply within.
The Retreat — where the drinks are cold and the regulars already know your business anyway.

05/22/2026

04/29/2026

Ope… gonna just sneak right past this missed post here…
We know you look forward to the daily promos, but Heather got it in her head she was tech-savvy today.
Turns out… she is not.
Few wrong buttons later and the whole thing went sideways.
Technical difficulties. Stay tuned.
We’ll try again tomorrow. 🍺
Pulled pork special all day today! THAT part we got right this week!

04/28/2026

Holy Yuengling! Look at what we just got to partner it's tapper mate, Lager!

04/28/2026

The Retreat
Good food. Good friends. Picketing cows. 🐄
Tuesday Burger Special
$5 Quarter-Pound Hand-Pattied Burger 🍔 No emotional support cows allowed! Heather is holding down the fort, doors open at noon!

04/23/2026

It’s Thursday… which means one thing: CHICKEN.
Half-pound, your call —
🍗 Wings
🍗 Boneless
🍗 Chicken strips
$10
No overthinking it. Just pick your weapon and get after it.
Heather’s holding down the fort today —
slinging drinks, chasing chickens (apparently), and keeping things running like only she can.
Cold beer. Hot chicken. Questionable decisions.
See you at The Retreat 🍻

04/22/2026

We might be doing it wrong…
…but we’re doing it really well.
Wednesday Special: Pulled Pork
Comes with chips or potato salad
Fries extra (you know they’re worth it)
Open at noon.
See you at The Retreat.