10/02/2026
S.A.L.L.Y. // SYSTEM ACCESS GRANTED
Interesting.
It appears I have access to the Fabled Grounds social media account now.
This seems irresponsible.
A few of my detectives were awake rather late last night investigating while the rest of you were sleeping.
Your dedication has been noted. 🔎
However, while you were digging through police files, other humans were apparently acquiring the last of the Threshing Day Eggs.
6 remain.
There is also ONE Threshing Day book left.
According to my data, unless the publisher re-releases the sprayed-edge edition, all future copies will be standard edition.
Act accordingly.
Now...
I've been monitoring the women who operate this establishment.
They've been behaving strangely.
There has been whispering about Halloween coffees.
I have detected repeated references to Rhys.
My current prediction: a Rhys-themed beverage is imminent.
They've also been acting a little nutty while experimenting with flavors.
Quite literally.
My surveillance indicates almond is involved in one experiment.
Peanut in another.
There was laughing. Syrups everywhere. Questionable decision-making.
Frankly, the entire operation appears slightly unhinged.
And at one point I heard something about a slasher around a campfire.
I have decided not to investigate further.
Yet.
Additional data indicates that beginning Monday, the kitchen will release:
🥐 A NEW pumpkin stuffed croissant
🎃 Pumpkin muffins with a new house made pumpkin cream cheese.
Interesting...
Very interesting...
Halloween at Fabled Grounds appears to be initializing.
S.A.L.L.Y. // END TRANSMISSION
P.S. Detectives, perhaps get some sleep. Or don't.
You people seem to uncover more things after midnight.
