The Lagoon Saloon

The Lagoon Saloon Opened in May of 2006, we are a local small business that is family owned and operated. The Lagoon Saloon is known for it's pizza and waterfront access.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP DAY🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸$2 All Beef Hot Dogs 🌭 $3 All Beef Chili Dawgs 🌭 $3 OFF All 10” Subs 🥪 47% OFF All Beer 🍺 Wine 🍷 & ...
09/02/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP DAY🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

$2 All Beef Hot Dogs 🌭

$3 All Beef Chili Dawgs 🌭

$3 OFF All 10” Subs 🥪

47% OFF All Beer 🍺 Wine 🍷 & Seltzers 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm (Final Wednesday Of 2026)

All I Can Say Is You Don’t Hate Your Government Enough; They Just Returned From A 5 Week Tax Payer Funded Vacation & Now We Are On The Brink Of Yet Another Government “Shutdown”🤬🤬🤬 Bunch Of Useless & Corrupt Pieces Of Sh*t.

I Think Rep Randy Fine Said It Best Regarding The Rise Of “Sharia Law” Advocates In America; “There Are 57 Countries In The World Where You Can Live Under Sharia Law. If You Want That, Go To THEM. America Will NOT Become The 58th.” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

As If We Need Any More Motivation To Go Vote This November, Here’s This Little Internet Gem…

As For Corruption Check Out Rep Priya Jayapal Voting 14 Times For Missing Rep Maxine Waters 🤬

More Corruption From Political Activist Judges (Absolute Criminals & Psycho Paths)🤬

Remember Folks “Mercy To The Guilty, Is Cruelty To The Innocent.”

Cheers 🍻🥃🧊🍕🍔🌭🏈🤟🎶🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Tuesday September 1st🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Where Did August Go??? I Couldn’t Tell You But I Sure Hope The Liberal’s Boycott Contin...
09/01/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Tuesday September 1st🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Where Did August Go??? I Couldn’t Tell You But I Sure Hope The Liberal’s Boycott Continues All Year Long🤑🤑🤑

I Don’t Understand Why They Think I Hate The Poor, Is It Because Of Our Fall & Winter Sunday Funday $1 Busch Lattes🤔🤔🤔 Or Is It Because The $1 Busch Lattes Are Not SNAP/EBT Eligible 🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ (BTW $1 Busch Lattes Starts The 1 Sunday In October🍻)

🚨‼️PSA‼️🚨

If You Think Your “Anti-Facism” Or You Are Against “Tyranny” But Were Perfectly Ok With Forced Masking, Forced Vaccinations, School Closures, Business Closures, & Lockdowns; Then You Aren’t “Antifa” Your Just Really F*cking Stupid.

“SOCIALISM ONLY WORKS, FOR THOSE WHO DON’T.”
~ The Hodge Twins

Doors Open @ 11 Am

$8 Pizza 🍕 & Salad 🥗 Buffet 11 Am - 2 Pm

🍕🍕🍕Pizzas BOGO 47% Off All Day 🍕🍕🍕

$2 🇺🇸 🍻Beers 🍻 🇺🇸 All Day

Tiki Barn’s Final Tuesday Of The Season Doors Open @ 4 Pm

🎶🤟Music Bingo 🤟🎶 6:30 Pm - 8:30 Pm

Cheers🍻🥃🧊🍕🍔🌭🏈🤟🎶🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Just Wouldn’t Seem Right Not To Show Democrats’ Corruption & Failed Policies: The Problem I Have Isn’t Trying To Find 1 Example, It’s Trying To Limit How Many Examples To Share 🤬🤬🤬


**Typical Weekend In Chicago👇👇👇

**Where White Liberal Women Have Taken Us👇👇👇

***God Bless I.C.E.👇👇👇

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Good Morning Folks🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Down To The Final Week Of Summer & It’s Officially In The Books😎🤟🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸As Always Mondays A...
08/31/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Good Morning Folks🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Down To The Final Week Of Summer & It’s Officially In The Books😎🤟🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

As Always Mondays Are For Burgers🍔 Freedom 🇺🇸 & Beer 🍺

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens 4 Pm

🎤 🎶Sunset Karaoke 🎶🎤 5 Pm - 9 Pm

Only 1 Remains Next Monday

$8 1/3 LB Burger 🍔 & 1/2 Order Fresh Cut Fries 🍟

$2 🇺🇸 I.C.E. Cold Beers 🇺🇸 All Day Long

All I Can Say Is The US Government Is Corrupt MF Enterprise & Pretty Much Every State & Local Government As Well 🤬🤬🤬

Cheers Folks🍻🥃🧊🍕🍔🌭🎤🎶🤟🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Sunday Funday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Summer Is Almost Over & Beer Season Is Just Around The Corner🍻“ Two Shots 🥃🥃 : Two Beers 🍺🍺”Do...
08/30/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Sunday Funday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Summer Is Almost Over & Beer Season Is Just Around The Corner🍻

“ Two Shots 🥃🥃 : Two Beers 🍺🍺”

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon 🍍🍍🍍

We Might Have A Little Over Cast Outside But Inside The Tiki Barn It’s Always Sunny & 80 😎

🎶🤟 The Gatlins 🤟🎶 Take The Stage @ 5Pm - 8 Pm To Close Out The Second To Last Weekend Of Summer ( Seating Is Limited So Feel Free To Bring Your Own Lawn Chairs, Just Not BYOB😜)

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes 🍻

$12 Sausage, Onion, & Mushroom Pizza 🍕

🦆🥃 Duck Farts & 🥃🍓Bourbon Cream Strawberries🥃🍓

I Know This May “Offend Some Sensitive Sensitive Low IQ Voters” But We Have Recently Been Labeled By Some “Karen’s” :
(Whispering) A M-A-G-A Bar🤫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😜

And All It Took Was A 1-Star Yelp Review With The MAGA Label To Ignite An Economic Boom🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I Guess The Left Doesn’t Realize We Are Not The Same…We “MAGA” Love America 🇺🇸 Freedom 🇺🇸 Pizza 🍕 & Beer 🍻 & Support Small Businesses

Democrats Will Just Loot, Vandalize, & Burn Down Their Neighborhood Businesses…Might As Well Throw In A Little Neighborly Assault, R**e, & Murder & You Have Any Major City Run By Dumbocrats.

“WHAT TRULY MATTERS IS NOT WHICH PARTY CONTROLS OUR GOVERNMENT BUT WHETHER
OUR GOVERNMENT IS CONTROLLED BY THE PEOPLE.” ~ PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cheers To All Those MAGA Patriots Who Are Immune To Mind Control 🍻🥃🧊🍕🍔🌭🎶🤟🦆🍓🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

And Last But Not Least, Just A Little Democrat Corruption Explaining Just How The Democrats Raise Campaign Funding🤬🤬🤬

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Saturday…Saturday…Saturday🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Another Beautiful Day At The Lagoon Saloon On The Portage River 😎🍻🥃🇺🇸Doors Open @ ...
08/29/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Saturday…Saturday…Saturday🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Another Beautiful Day At The Lagoon Saloon On The Portage River 😎🍻🥃🇺🇸

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon 🍍🍍🍍

🎶🤟M125🤟🎶 Takes The Stage 6 Pm - 9 Pm

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes 🧊🍻

$12 Sausage, Onion, & Mushroom Pizza 🍕

Liberal Tears Back On Tap & Complimentary All Day Long 😜

Did You See The Law Suit Over A Business Suing A Defamatory 1 Star Yelp Review🤔🤔🤔 Yeah That Wasn’t Me…Because We Are The Best 1 Star Bar On The Portage River 😜🤟🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

So If The “High IQ” Voters On The Left Can Explain To My “Low IQ” Manager How Someone Like Marcy Kaptur Has Been In Congress Since 1983 When The National Deficit Was Less Than $2 Trillion, & Now 44 Years Later The Deficit Is Over $40 Trillion & Congress Hasn’t Passed A Balanced Budget In Over 25 Years…It’s All Trump’s Fault, When The Man Can Spend Any $$ Without Congress Acting & He’s Onky Been In Office For 6 Years??? Asking For A Friend 😜

Weird That As The Deficit Increases, So Does All The Members Of Congress’s Personal Net Worth🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤬🤬🤬

And Just To Be Clear, The Left Tells Us It’s Not Greedy To Want To Steal Our Tax $$…But It Is “Greedy” For The Tax Payer To Want To Keep More Of Our Own Hard Earned Money🤔🤔🤔

Just Make It Make Sense Folks, Let Me Feel Your Brilliance Bestowed Upon Me🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Hey Don’t Forget Sunday Funday With
🎶🤟The Gatlins 🤟🎶 5 Pm - 8 Pm🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cheers 🍻🥃🧊🍕🍔🌭🏈🦆🍓🤟🎶🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Happy Friday🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Doors Open @ 11 Am Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm🎶🤟Rock Steady🤟🎶 Kicks The Weekend Off 6 Pm - 9 Pm$10 Bu...
08/28/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Happy Friday🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm

🎶🤟Rock Steady🤟🎶 Kicks The Weekend Off 6 Pm - 9 Pm

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes

$12 Sausage, Onion, & Mushroom Pizza 🍕

“If You Want The Rainbow, You Have To Put Up With The Rain.” ~ Dolly Parton

Now I’m Not Saying Correlation Is Causation, BUT Charts Don’t Lie😜

Oh And Not To Mention Congress Hasn’t Passed A Balanced Budget Since 2001 🤬🤬🤬 So For 25 Years Of “We Need To Invest” In Whatever Scam Congress Has Been Running & We Haven’t Seen Any Return On Such Investments Only Points To More Corruption…Trump In Office For 6 Years Has Been The Least Of Our Problems…He May Be The Only President That Isn’t Corrupt…That’s Why The Left Hates Him So Much.

Cheers 🍻🥃🧊🏈🤟🎶🍕🍔🦆🍓🌭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Thursday🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤟🎶Dive Bar Rock Star Night🎶🤟 7 Pm - 11 PmNational Burger Day So We Have $5 Bread Veal Sammiches 🍔🍔🍔 ...
08/27/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Thursday🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🤟🎶Dive Bar Rock Star Night🎶🤟 7 Pm - 11 Pm

National Burger Day So We Have $5 Bread Veal Sammiches 🍔🍔🍔 All Say Long

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm

Sunny & 70’s All Weekend Long

🎶🤟Live Entertainment All Weekend Long 🤟🎶

Freedom 🇺🇸 Pizza 🍕 & Beer 🍺

That’s Why We Are Here🍻🥃🧊🍕🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Democrats Corruption Day 2 🤬🤬🤬

What The Hell, Let’s Do 2 Today…I’m Sure We Can Do More Because It’s So Prevalent In The Democrat Party

Remember Folks If They Will Lie To You, Then They Will Steal From You…And We All Know Who Lied To Us During COVID 🤬🤬🤬

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Trump Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸That Means 47% OFF All Beer 🍺 Wine 🍷 & Seltzers Liberal Tears, I.C.E. Cold Beers, & 2 More Years 🇺...
08/26/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Trump Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

That Means 47% OFF All Beer 🍺 Wine 🍷 & Seltzers

Liberal Tears, I.C.E. Cold Beers, & 2 More Years 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

$3 Off All 10” Subs 🥪

$2 All Beef Hot Dogs 🌭

$3 All Beef Chili Dawgs 🌭

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm

Reminder After Labor Day The Tiki Barn Will Only Operate Fridays, Saturdays, & Sundays 🍻🥃🧊🇺🇸

Oh Look Another Corrupt Democrat👇👇👇I’m Willing To Bet I Can Post at Least 1 Each Day Until Election Day…Sounds Like A Challenge 😜🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cheers Folks 🍻🥃🧊🏈🍕🍔🌭🤟🎶🦆🍓🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Happy Tuesday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Just Another Beautiful Day At The Lagoon Saloon😎Doors Open @ 11 AmTiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm🎶🤟Musi...
08/25/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Happy Tuesday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Just Another Beautiful Day At The Lagoon Saloon😎

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm

🎶🤟Music Bingo 🤟🎶 6:30 - 8:30

Free To Play & Free To Win 💰💵🤑

$8 Pizza 🍕 & Salad 🥗 Buffet 11 Am - 2 Pm

🍕🍕🍕Pizzas BOGO 47% Off All Day Long 🍕🍕🍕

$2 🇺🇸 Beers 🍻🇺🇸🍻🇺🇸 All Day Long

Big Weekend Line Up Of Live Entertainment 🤟🎶

Friday Night 🎶🤟 Rock Steady 🤟🎶 6 - 9 Pm

Saturday Night 🎶🤟 M125 🤟🎶 6 - 9 Pm

& Sunday 🎶🤟 The Gatlins 🤟🎶 5 Pm - 8 Pm

Only 2 Weeks Left Of Summer, Get It In While You Can

Cheers 🍻🥃🧊🎶🤟🏈🍕🍔🌭🍓🦆❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“If Virtue & Knowledge Are Diffused Among The People, They Will Never Be Enslaved.”
~ Samuel Adams

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Another Beautiful Monday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸I Can’t Wait To Start The Day & See Who We Can P**s Off Just By Having A Difference...
08/24/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Another Beautiful Monday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I Can’t Wait To Start The Day & See Who We Can P**s Off Just By Having A Difference Of Opinion😜🤟🇺🇸

Mondays Are For Burgers 🍔 Beer 🍺 & Freedom 🇺🇸

$8 1/3 LB Burger 🍔 & Fresh Cut Fries 🍟

$2 🇺🇸 Beers 🍻 🇺🇸 All Day Long

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ 4 Pm

🎶🤟Sunset Karaoke 🤟🎶 Starts @ 5 Pm

And As Always Liberal Tears Are Always Served Best Over I.C.E. & Always On The House 🧊🥃🍻🇺🇸

Why Do I Think Democrats Are Low IQ??? Because Of The Stupid Things They Say & People Actually Vote For Them Over & Over & Over… Again I Personally Like To Use Examples So Today I’m Going To Use U.S. Senator Jeanne Shaheen’s Quote:
“I.C.E. Is Arresting Law Abiding Citizens Who Happen To Be Here ILLEGALLY.”

You Can Not Elect Stupid People & Not Expect Stupid Results…But Democrats Don’t Care Because They All Benefit From The Criminal Enterprise. & Yes That Includes The RINO’s As Well.

America Is $40 TRILLION In Debt & The Dollar Has Lost 23% Of It’s Value Since 2019🤬🤬🤬

Explain This To Me Libtards (Let’s Pretend I’m The Idioot😜) If Democrats Promise “Affordability” How Come Cities & States Run By Democrats Have The Highest Taxes & Are The Most Unaffordable Places To Live??? Not To Mention They Also Have The Highest Crime Rates & The Highest Homeless Populations🤔🤔🤔

Yeah Democrats Can’t Fix Or Solve Any Of The Problems They Created.

Anywho It’s Gonna Be Another Great Day At The Lagoon Saloon 🍻🥃🧊🍔🍕🌭🏈🎶🤟🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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