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The Lagoon Saloon Opened in May of 2006, we are a local small business that is family owned and operated. The Lagoon Saloon is known for it's pizza and waterfront access.

10/18/2026

🇺🇸❤️💙🧊🏈⚾️Sunday Funday⚾️🏈🧊💙❤️🇺🇸

Doors Open Every Day @ 11 Am

Browns Kick Off @ 1 Pm 🏈

Cleveland’s 1st Pitch @ 5 Pm⚾️

$1 I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes 🍻

$12 Sausage, Onion, & Mushroom Pizza 🍕

We Are Proud To Announce That We Have The Unequivocal Endorsement Of “Adams For Auditor” & She Has Ours 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Vote Early 🇺🇸 Vote Red ❤️ & Remember You Can Vote For Those Who Have Worked & Created Jobs In The Private Sector Or You Can Be Low IQ & Vote For The Democratic Socialist Who Have Been In Office Their Entire Careers, & Expect Them To Solve All The Problems They Themselves Created…The Choice Is Yours Folks…Vote Wisely❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“Real Firmness Is Good For Anything; Strut Is Good For Nothing.” ~ Alexander Hamilton

Cheers 🍻🥃🧊💙❤️⚾️🏈🎶🤟🍕🍔🌭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

10/17/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💙🧊Nothing Like Fall Saturdays In
⚾️CT⚾️BER 🍻🍕 O-H-I-O🏈🏈🏈🧊💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Buckeyes Kickoff @ Noon 🏈🏈🏈

1st Pitch @ 8 ⚾️⚾️⚾️

Freedom 🇺🇸 Pizza 🍕 & B**r 🍻 All Day Long

Quick Question For Our Low IQ Friends On The left; How Are Democrats Who’ve Been In Office For The Past 4 Decades Going To Solve All Our Problems Now🤔🤔🤔 I Mean They Already “Fixed” Healthcare Costs With The 2009 AFFORDABLE CARE ACT, Remember OBAMACARE…So If Your Still Complaining About Healthcare Costs, Then Don’t Tell Me Democrats Are Going To Fix It Because They Already Have…G*Y

The Democrats Claim They Are Going To “Protect Medicaid” For Some 2.8 Million Ohioans, But They Don’t Tell You How Many Illegals & TPS Immigrants Are Reaping Those Benefits Over American Citizens🤬🤬🤬

Vote Red For Americans ❤️ Vote Early & Be Proud To Be American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cheers Folks 🍻🥃🧊💙❤️⚾️🏈🍕🍔🌭🤟🎶🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

10/16/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💙🤟⚾️TGIF⚾️🤟💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Nothing Better Than October Baseball & To Quote Harry, The “Wigwammers” Are Giving The Fans An October To Rememeber. Go Tribe⚾️🍻⚾️🍻⚾️

Doors Open @ 11 Am

First Pitch @ 8 Pm ⚾️🍻🍕🇺🇸

$12 Sausage, Onion, & Mushroom Pizza 🍕 🍕🍕

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes

Voting Is Under Way & If You Still Have Doubts About Who The Corrupt Politicians Are, Amy Acton ( The Buckeye Fauci) Has The Full Support Of The Anti-American Somalian Community In Columbus, Ohio…Yeah The Fraudsters Are Backing A Democrat, Gee I Wonder Why 🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤬

Vote Early🇺🇸, Vote Red❤️🇺🇸, & Help Inform The Low IQ Voters What’s At Stake🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“Capitalism Is A Necessary Condition For Freedom…”
~ Milton Friedman

I’ve Noticed None Of The Singers, Actors, Nor Athletes Are Out There Entertaining The Masses For Free; So I Guess Capitalism Is Ok For Then But They Want Socialism For You & Me…& Who Controls The Capital Under A Socialist System…It Sure Is Hell Ain’t The People, They Are The Ones Begging For The Government Handout…You Don’t Need To Go To School For An “Education” You Have All Knowledge You Could Possibly Ever Comprehend In That Little Device In Your Hand…Combine That With A Little Bit Of Ambition & Experience & You Will Realize Just How Useless Your Government Is…They Already Had The Last 5 Weeks Of Summer Off With Pay, & They Take The Entire Month Of October Off With Pay Just To Campaign…🤬🤬🤬

And You Wonder Why Things Are So Unaffordable???Stupidity Of The Masses, That’s Why

Tax Cuts Don’t Cost A Single Penny. It’s Just Less Money The Government Gets To Steal.

Vote Red ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

Cheers Folks 🍻🥃🧊🤟🎶🎃🍕🍔🌭🏈⚾️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💙🧊🎶Dive Bar Rock Star Night 🎶🧊💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸Doors Open @ 11 Am 1st Pitch @ 1:10⚾️🥃🍻$5 Breaded Veal Sammiches 🍔 All Day Lo...
10/15/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💙🧊🎶Dive Bar Rock Star Night 🎶🧊💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸

Doors Open @ 11 Am

1st Pitch @ 1:10⚾️🥃🍻

$5 Breaded Veal Sammiches 🍔 All Day Long

Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes $10 🍻

🤟🎶Dive Bar Rock Star Night🎶🤟 7 Pm - 11 Pm

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Vote Early & Vote Red ❤️ & (Like Democrats) Vote Often😜

"The Political Left's Attempts To Silence Ideas They Cannot, Or Will Not, Debate Are A Confession Of Intellectual Bankruptcy. But This Is Just One Of The Left's Ever-Increasing Restrictions On Other People's FREEDOM To Live Their Lives As They See Fit, Rather Than As Their Betters Tell Them.”
~ THOMAS SOWELL

God Bless I.C.E. 💙 & All The Brave Men & Women Willing To Serve & Make America Great Again ❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cheers🍻🥃🧊⚾️🏈🎃🍕🌭🍔🤟🎶💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

10/14/2026

🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💙🧊 What Day Is It??? That’s Right It’s Trump Day 🧊💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Voting Is Under Way Folks, Make Sure You Vote For Who’s Best For The Individual & Not Yourself🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I Know That’s Difficult For Democrats But Clearly The Past 40-50 Years Of Putting The Same A**holes In Office Isn’t Working Out To Well Now Is It🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤬

Did You See In California The Democrats Have Stolen Over $434 BILLION, With A “B” Over The Past 5-6 Years🤬🤬🤬

Oh Yes It’s Broken Down For The Low IQ Voters Too:
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~ Unemployment Insurance - $55 Billion

~ Medicaid - $95-$115 Billion

~ Homelessness & Housing - $20-$25 Billion

~ SNAP - $20-$25 Billion

~ Plus Capital “Projects,” Education, “Climate/Energy Programs, Etc. $200 Billion Plus ( & These Are Just The Conservative Estimates So Could Be Much Higher🤬🤬🤬

Think It’s Coincidence Ohio Democrats Are Running On “Saving” Medicaid & Social Security🤔🤔🤔 Nah They Are Just Trying To Keep The Fraud Going 🤬🤬🤬

And Let’s Face It Folks, I’m Not A Smart Man😜, Just A Pizza Technician With Curiosity & Opinions, So I Need Democrats To Explain The Outrage Over Cornell 7, Where An Alleged “Gang Rape” Appears To Be Just A Good Old Fashioned Gang Bang, Where The “Victim” Expressed Regret After Being “Slut Shamed” & Lost The Invitation To The Halloween Bash😜🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Now My Conundrum Is Why Does That Case Get National Attention, & In Central Ohio, A Girls Soccer Team, Where The Upper Classmen, Held A Team “Bonding” Party Where They ZipTied The Underclassmen’s Hands Behind Their Back & Wrapped Them In Saran Wrap & Forces Hot Dogs Into Their Mouths…Is That Not Sexual Assault??? & I Sure Hope They Used All Beef Hot Dogs, Otherwise That’s Just DISGUSTING 🤮😜

Anywho Our 🇺🇸Trump Day 🇺🇸 Specials Include:

$2 All Beef Hot Dogs 🌭

$3 All Beef Chili Dawgs 🌭

$3 Off All Our Signature 10” Subs

$1 I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes

Doors Open @ 11 Am

BTW Does Anyone Remember Left Wing Lunatic Activist Olivia Julianna??? If You Don’t Look Her Up…Another Example Of What Democrats Say They Are Gonna Do, But Never Act…She Went On A “Hunger Strike Way Back In 2025 Until Trump Restores USAID Money To The Corrupt NGO’s…Now I’m Not Saying She Was A Big B***d Lady, But She Definitely Wasn’t Starving, And To This Day, After Over A Year Of Protesting, She Hasn’t Lost A God Damn Pound😳😳😳 Not A Single Pound, In Fact She May Have Went The Wrong Direction…WTF Democrats How Is That Possible???

Anywho Let’s Get To A Quote After All That Stupidity;

“Fire Is The Test Of Gold; Adversity, Of Strong Men.”
~ Seneca The Younger

Cheers🍻🥃🧊🍕🎶🤟🏈⚾️🎃🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💙🧊🤟CLEVELAND ROCKS!! CLEVELAND ROCKS!!! CLEVELAND ROCKS!!! OHIO🤟🧊💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸Tuesdays Are For Freedom 🇺🇸 Pizza🍕& B**r 🍻...
10/13/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💙🧊🤟CLEVELAND ROCKS!! CLEVELAND ROCKS!!! CLEVELAND ROCKS!!! OHIO🤟🧊💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸

Tuesdays Are For Freedom 🇺🇸 Pizza🍕& B**r 🍻 🧊💙❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸

$8 All You Can Eat Pizza 🍕 & Salad 🥗 Buffet 11 Am - 2 Pm

Pizzas 🍕 BOGO 47% Off All Day Long

🎶🤟Music Bingo 🤟🎶 6:30 - 8:30 💰💰💰

$1 I.C.E. 🧊 Cold Busch Lattes 🍻 💙🇺🇸All Day Long

$2 American B**r 🍻🇺🇸All Day Long

Get Out And Vote Folks Your Freedom Depends On It🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Remember Folks, The “Buckeye Fauci” Amy Acton, Who “Promises” Freedom & Cutting Taxes Was The Same Lady Responsible For The Forced Business Closures, School Closures, Forced Death Jabs (I Mean Covid Vaccinea) & Forced Masking🤔 I Guess The Only “Freedom” She Fights For Is The Killing Of Unborn Children & A Man Wearing A Skirt So He Can Shake His Ball Sack In Some Kids Face🤦‍♂️🤬

I’m Old Enough To Remember Virginia’s 2024 Governor Who Also Promised Cutting Taxes, & Then Imposed Over 50 New Taxes Within Her 1st 2 Months In Office…Yeah That Was Awesome…Welp That’s What One Can Expect From Any Democrat Who Gets Elected…Higher taxes, Higher Costs, & Lower Quality…G*Y

Hey Democrats, Riddle Me This, Immigration Courts/Judges Have Handed Down Over 1.2 Million Deportation Orders…Without I.C.E. 🧊💙🇺🇸 Who The Hell Is Going To Remove Them, Because They Clearly Aren’t Leaving On Their Own & When Arrested By Local Authorities, Democrat Activist Judges Put Them Right Back On The Street To Harm More American Citizens🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤬

“Life Is Hard. It’s Even Harder When Your Stupid.”

“The National Budget Must Be Balanced. The Public Debt Must Be Reduced. The Arrogance Of The Authorities Must Be Moderated And Controlled.”
~ Cicero

Cheers Folks 🍻🥃🧊🤟🎶🏈⚾️🍔🍕🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

10/11/2026

🇺🇸💙🧊Sunday Funday 🧊💙🇺🇸

& Customer Appreciation Day 🙏

& Drink The Barn Dry Day 🍻

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon 🍍🍍🍍 For The Final Time In 2026

$1 B**rs 🍻 47% Off All Cocktails 🍹 & Complimentary Hot Dogs 🌭 Chili 🍜 & Snacks
1 Pm - 4 Pm

🎶🤟Tim The Tunes Man Playing All Of Lynn’s Favorite Hits🤟🎶

1st Place Browns Kick @ 1 Pm🏈🏈🏈

Remember To Get Out & Vote Folks The Future Generations Depend On Us To Preserve Their Freedom🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Vote For America & Freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Not Socialism 🇨🇳 🤬

“if Socialists Understood Economics, They Wouldn’t Be Socialists.” ~ Friedrich Von Hayek

“The Purpose Of A Criminal Justice System Is Not To Be Fair. It’s Purpose Is To Protect Law-Abiding People From Criminals.” ~ Thomas Sowell

“What Exactly Is Your ‘Fair Share’ Of What Someone Else Has Worked For???” ~ Thomas Sowell

“Political Correctness Is A Weapon Used To Silence People Who Tell The Truth.” ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Ever Wonder Why There Are Zero Profound Quotes From The Left🤔🤔🤔 We All Know Why They Don’t Have Any😜

And God Bless I.C.E.🧊 & Cold B**r 🍻

Cheers To Another Blessed Year & Can’t Wait To See All Of You In 2027🙏🍻🥃🧊💙❤️🍕🍔🌭🏈⚾️🎃🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

10/08/2026

🇺🇸💙🧊🤟Dive Bar Rock Star Night 🤟🧊💙🇺🇸

“I.C.E. 🧊 I.C.E. 🧊 Baby💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸 That’s The Anthem Get Your Damn Hands Up.” 🙌 😜💙🇺🇸

Door Open @ 11 Am

$5 Breaded Veal Sammiches 🍔

🎶🤟Dive Bar Rock Star Night 🤟🎶 7 Pm - 11 Pm

Voting Is Under Way Folks, Make Good Choices Because Elections Do Have Consequences & Your Vote Is Possibly A Reflection Of Your Character…Just Because You Not The One Committing The Waste Fraud & Abuse, Doesn’t Mean That Your Not Complicit.

We Already Know Who The Low IQ Voters Are, After All, They Are Trying To ReElect Poeple Who Have Spent Their Entire “Careers” Pillaging The Tax Payers🤬🤬🤬

Found An Article From 2019 In The Washington Post Showing How Hillary Clinton As Secretary Of State, While Under Obama, “Misplaced” $6 BILLION “Due To Improper Contracts…”

You Really Want To Know Why Everything Costs So Damn Much, It’s Because Democrats Have Been Robbing The Tax Payer For Decades, & There Are Millions Of Low IQ Voters Believing They Are Going To Solve All The Problems That They Themselves Created…

I Don’t Care If You Don’t Like Trump, But Don’t Be A F*cking Idiot & Tell Me A Man Whose Only Been In Office For 6 Years & Works For FREE, Is The Problem!!!

Want To Take A Little Low IQ Quiz???

Obama & The Democratic Party Solved The Healthcare Affordability Crisis Way Back In 2009 With Obamacare Being Forced Down The American Taxpayers Throats…Well If Your Still Complaining About Healthcare Costs Today & Still Voting For Democrats, Then Congratulations You Are Pretty F*cking Stupid…So Yeah Low IQ You Are & G*Y!!!

“VOTE ADAMS FOR AUDITOR”🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 That’s A Pretty Good Step In The Right Direction If Your Concerned About Local Issues

New Rule: If You Can’t Publicly Debate Your Positions Or Policies, Then You’re Not Fit To Run Let Alone Serve In Public Office.

This Election Cycle Be A Proud American & Support Pro American Candidates🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 It’s Really That Simple Folks🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


"I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all."
- Galileo Galilei

Cheers Folks & Go Tribe 🍻🥃🧊💙⚾️🏈🍕🍔🎶🤟🎃🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

10/06/2026

🇺🇸💙🍕🍻Tuesday🍻🍕💙🇺🇸

Tuesday’s Are For Freedom 🇺🇸 Pizza 🍕 & B**r 🍻

Each & Every Tuesday All Fall & Winter Long:

$8 Pizza 🍕& Salad 🥗 Buffet 11 Am - 2 Pm

$1 Yes $1 I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes All Day Long 🍻

Pizzas 🍕 BOGO 47% Off All Day Long

Doors Open @ 11 Am

To Show Our Support For The Men & Women Of I.C.E.💙 Keeping Us Safe From ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS & Domestic Terrorists, Every Sunday Thru Wednesday I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes Are $1 All Day Long…& If I.C.E. Is Ever In The Area, Hey Stop By & Lunch Is On Us🍕💙🇺🇸 Gracias 🙏

So Democrats Not Only Can’t Debate Their Positions, But They Don’t Even Want Their Low IQ Supporters To Record What They Are Saying Because They Are So Dumb🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

& Then Democrats Expect You To Believe That Electing People Who Have Been In Office For DECADES, & The Same Lady Who Was The Chief Architect Of The Covid Lockdowns, Are Now Finally Going To Fix All The Problems They Helped Create🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ How F*cking Stupid Do They Think We Are???(That’s Rhetorical I See All The Signage In Low IQ Voter Yards)

There Was A Reason Rush Limbaugh Used To Boast That He’d Tie 1/2 His Brain Behind His Back, Just To Make It Fair🤣🤣🤣 God I Miss That Guy

Go Out & Vote Folks, Don’t Trust The Polls That Have Been Wrong Every Election Cycle Since 2016…But Vote For The Candidates That Love America & Hopefully 🤞 Willing To Serve Their Citizens Rather Than Themselves🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

AnyWho Fall Is Here & It’s The Final Weekend For Tiki Barn In 2026🇺🇸💙🍕🍻🎶🤟🎃🏈🥃

Friday Night 🎶🤟 John Pickle 🎶🤟 6 Pm - 9 Pm

Saturday Halloween & Costume Party🎃🎶🤟 Surprise Entertainment🤔🤟🎶🎃 6 Pm - 9 Pm

Sunday Funday Drink The Barn Dry & Customer Appreciation 1 Pm - 4 Pm Complimentary Food, Snacks, $1 B**rs, & 1/2 All Cocktails🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cheers Folks 🍻🥃🧊💙🍕🏈🤟🎶⚾️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Saturday🏈⚾️🍻🥃🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Doors Open @ 11 AmTiki Barn Opens @ High Noon 🍍The Cleveland Indians 1st Pitch @ 1st⚾️🍻🌭🇺🇸The O...
10/03/2026

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Saturday🏈⚾️🍻🥃🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Doors Open @ 11 Am

Tiki Barn Opens @ High Noon 🍍

The Cleveland Indians 1st Pitch @ 1st⚾️🍻🌭🇺🇸

The Ohio State Buckeyes Kick Off @ 3:30 🏈🍻🍕🇺🇸

$12 Sausage, Onion, & Mushroom Pizza 🍕 🍕🍕

$10 Buckets Of I.C.E. Cold Busch Lattes 🍻🍻🍻

“How You Feel Is Not The Result Of What Is Happening In Your Life- It Is Your Interpretation Of What Is Happening.” ~ Tony Robbins

“America Is Not The World’s Refugee Camp! America Is NOT A Get Rich Quick Scheme For The THIRD WORLD!”

“America Is Out HOME” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“And When House Guests Become Squatters, You Don’t Delay Law Enforcement, You Call The Sheriff & SEND THEM HOME.” ~ Senator Eric Schmitt🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

God Bless I.C.E. 🍻🥃🧊💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cheers Folks 🍻🥃🍕🍔🎶🤟🎃🏈⚾️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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