Ugly Crust Pizza

Ugly Crust Pizza An imperfect crusted pizza made with fresh milled flour, farm fresh meats, and REAL ingredients.

We are thinking it might be nigh time to introduce the world (or Pleasanton) to Boat Bread.  What do you think?
03/20/2026

We are thinking it might be nigh time to introduce the world (or Pleasanton) to Boat Bread. What do you think?

Nothing Fake.
03/14/2026

Nothing Fake.

03/14/2026

We are so back.

03/13/2026

Ugly Crust Pizza Crusts will be available at this even at the Old Campbellton Mercatle Tent. We will also be creating a text message menu list that you can sign up for so we don’t have to rely on social media to get orders.

02/18/2026

The sound of pizza.

We made sure the word “crust” is in our name because the crust is why we do this.  In a world of fake, empty, and poison...
02/17/2026

We made sure the word “crust” is in our name because the crust is why we do this. In a world of fake, empty, and poisonous food, we wanted to provide our community with something real.

Wheat is about as real a food as you can get. It was created by God to feed His children. The devil always seeks to corrupt God’s creation, plan, and blessings. This truth no where more clear as it is with wheat.

During the Industrial Revolution, powerful food manufacturers colluded with the titans of convenience and began sifting flour. Why? Because freshly milled flour has enzymes that make it go rancid. Sifted glour is shelf stable.

When they sifted out the flour they sifted out 43 essential nutrients including folate, iron, magnesium, and vitamin E. People literally began dying once they started eating All Purpose flour. So much so that the government made a law that all bread had to be enriched.

Rather than just put the actual nutrients back in the bread (the germ and the bran) the government colluded with the petroleum and big pharma industry (Rockefellers) and enriched the flour with synthetic nutrients.

At first, it wasn’t noticeable because back then people still, for the most part, ate real food. They had gardens, they bought meat from local butchers, and agriculture was not using the amount of chemicals (over 1 million pounds per year) that they do today.

But today the effects of moving food from an agriculturalc, local, homemade product to a manufacturing product is devastating. Our bodies are now not only fighting the synthetic “nutrients” in bread but it’s fighting all the crap in our air, water, clothing, cleaning products, and all other food.

Today Americans are the sickest, fattest, most depressed people on earth. Or, you can say, the most poisoned.

The biggest most powerful thing you can do to combat this travesty that has been perpetrated on the American public is reclaim your food.

We want to be a part of this fight. That’s why the crust, to us, is the most important part of our pizza. It’s freshly milled from organic grain that is periodically tested to ensure it has no glyphosate. We mill as we go. We don’t mill a bunch and stick it on the shelf. We mill the day we make the dough.

In reality, our crust is almost like taking a multi-vitamin. All 43 of those essential nutrients are in there. Then we top it with chemical free sauce, organic cheese, local meats, and organic fresh vegetables.

So please don’t ever see our pizza as a “cheat.” The only thing you are cheating are the food manufacturers-and that’s a good thing.

Over the weekend we made pizza with my famous white sauce.  I topped it with chicken and broccolini (just trust me on th...
02/17/2026

Over the weekend we made pizza with my famous white sauce. I topped it with chicken and broccolini (just trust me on the broccolini). It’s not something I’ve offered for Ugly Crust.

Is this pizza something you would want to see on our menu?

Pizza Hours:Friday 5-8 pmSaturday: ClosedSunday 6-8 pm
02/16/2026

Pizza Hours:

Friday 5-8 pm
Saturday: Closed
Sunday 6-8 pm

We are always working on perfecting our  crust.  When you mill your own flour there are many variables: the type of whea...
02/14/2026

We are always working on perfecting our crust. When you mill your own flour there are many variables: the type of wheat, where it’s grown, what the harvest was like the year it was grown, humidity, yeast, hydration..you get the picture.

02/12/2026

Due to a funeral we must attend, We will be closed this weekend.

See y’all next weekend!

That’s a wrap!  Last pizza went in the oven.  Thank you to all who made us part of your Super Bowl Sunday.
02/09/2026

That’s a wrap! Last pizza went in the oven. Thank you to all who made us part of your Super Bowl Sunday.

Address

7577 Old Campbellton Road
Pleasanton, TX
78264

Opening Hours

Friday 6pm - 8pm
Saturday 6pm - 8pm

Telephone

+17075017954

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