Knossos Gyros

05/09/2026

Delayed opening today to make way for more soft serve ice cream tonight. It’s getting awful delicious around here. Hope to see yinz around!

Open Hours 3:00-Midnight

05/08/2026

Shared human joy… with phat beats. Yeah that’s what it’s all about. Wait for the stanky stank face

05/07/2026

Sooooo…. Long time, no see. Update anyone??

KNOSSOS GYROS under the care and supervision of Mr and Mrs Yeero since the fateful September of 2024, has reached maturity and grown up to a reality we always dreamed it would eventually be.

After 2 closures for renovations, lots of gyros, midnight oils, and yes, even the occasional heart ache, we are finally ready to move out of mom’s basement.

BIG NEWS NEXT WEEK, n’at!!!!!!!

04/26/2026

Late Nite Bites for Dormont Pub Tour!! Please share and stop by!! Knossos Soft Serve Vanilla Custard and Vegan soft serve too!! Chocolate banana. Open till 3:00 Open till 3:00 Open till 3:00!!!

04/17/2026

We’ve been keepin’ this one under wraps… but after last night, the secret’s OUT 👀
Wait… what’s that??
Knossos Gyros ran an ad in the KO High School production of Mamma Mia??
Yeah… THAT one. 💃🕺
The Broadway smash. The movie adaptation nobody asked for…
because we didn’t know we needed it.
Well—cat’s outta the bag.
So this Saturday…
get ready to find out who your daddy is,
because we’re about to get loose, Saturday night fever style.
📅 Saturday, April 18
⏰ 9PM – 1AM (…or later if mom says it’s cool 😏)
📍 1439 Potomac Ave
What’s goin’ dahn:
🍦 A LOT of ice cream
🥙 $1 off mini yeeros + hot doggies
🍟 Late night bites + little surprises
🎶 ABBA vibes all night
🎲 Games, chaos, and general Knossos behavior
So grab your tickets, ya shlub,
and make your way dahn Potomac.
Because when life gives you gyros…
you find somebody with a disco ball.
(“How are we supposed to work this thing?”)
See yinz there. 🇬🇷✨

04/10/2026

In our pursuit for fun and interesting board games, we came across this little gem. It quickly occurred to us that it promptly deserves to be under the care of the lovely people at The Blind Fox.

We’ll pay them a little visit tonight just to be sure. Put it on Norm’s tab….

04/02/2026

Ok, a little embarrassed here…

We just found out that va**ng is widely considered bad for your health. In fact, V**e aerosols contain harmful substances such as heavy metals and flavoring compounds that cause inflammatory reactions in the mouth and lungs, along with cardiovascular issues like increased heart rate.

Gyros don’t do any of that, so… the only inhaling we’ll be doing is just eating fast.

Plus there’s just too much v**e competition out there. I guess it’s back to the drawing board….

Open Hours Tonight

4:00pm - 10:00pm

04/01/2026

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM KNOSSOS 🚨
Dormont… we might’ve gone too far this time.
After months in the lab (and a few very questionable taste tests)…
we’re officially launching something no one asked for — but everyone’s about to talk about:
GYROVAPE™
Yeah. You read that right.
All the flavor of a fresh-cut gyro
🔥 sizzling lamb
🥒 cool tzatziki
🧀 that feta hit
…without ever taking a bite.
This is next level.
This is unnecessary.
This is GYROVAPE™
Zero calories. Zero regrets. Zero explanation.
Available now.*
(*Ask your server how to order one 😏)
**e

03/28/2026

This sign definitely isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. The more you know!

Love this sign! Slow dahn yinz guys!

03/27/2026

Weekend update, with Norm McGyro!

Starting of with some unfortunate news, Langostino’s are now on the endangered species list so we are no longer able to offer lob rolls. On the flip side, we be rocking them Skrimp Kabobs, and they’re probably sticking around long after Jesus season.

5 grass fed, free range, jumbo Argentina skrimpos, impaled along side zucchini, red onion, red bell pepper, and lemon

1 stick for $7 or get em in a gyro for $11

🍤 yummy

In other news, our 40 year-old soft serve machine just realized it’s 40 years old and is dahn for maintenance. Last week’s custard recipes were foiled unfortunately.

However, we’ve been able to stay afloat with our back up machine by making some tasty Vegan cream.

Oat milk base with fresh banana and vanilla bean. Something for errbody!!

Come on dahn, ya heard??? Happy Friday!

03/21/2026

Skrimpy Saturday. New menu item???? Kabob your head with me