Crack'd Egg

10/31/2025

November’s Extortion Payment has been lovingly shipped off to our dear friends at the ACHD! 💌
A huge thank you to Terri W. for proudly sponsoring this month’s payment to the cause of bureaucratic excellence 😁
May your generous kindness keep their clipboards shiny, their egos inflated, and their sense of irony fully intact.









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10/24/2025

10/24/2025

🔥 Introducing the Southern Sausage Slam! 🔥
All your Down-Home Breakfast Favorites Rolled into one Beast of a Burrito…Crumbled Sausage, Fluffy Eggs, Cheddar Cheese, Crispy Tots, Sauteed Onions and Peppers, all Wrapped up and Smothered in Sausage Gravy…Served with Homies😋

Come get it while it lasts!

10/23/2025

10/17/2025

They locked us down.
They stopped your kids from going to school.
They stopped us from going to church.
They labeled our businesses “non-essential.”
They crushed our economy and our livelihoods.
They handed the governor unilateral power to do whatever he pleased.
They masked our children.
They left your loved ones alone in hospitals and nursing homes—sick, scared, and dying.
They banned funerals. No final goodbyes. No closure.
Did I forget anything🤔

And they expect us to forget?
Not a chance.

Let justice for these justices come swiftly—at the ballot box. 🗳️ (ballot has 2 sides…Flip it over😁)

Vote NO on retention.
NOVEMBER 4th
Because we remember.

10/17/2025

Come Get Your Cinnamon Bun,Hun 😍🍯
And While You’re at it — Snag One of Our Chocolate Hazelnut Croissants 🥐✨
Both Baked Fresh, Buttery, and Flaky as Can Be… But Only While They Last!

10/11/2025

We Arrive before Dawn and what do we find?
🎉 Surprise Birthday Decorations Popped up at The Egg 🎈 What a Sweet and Beautiful Way to Celebrate our Milestone Double-Digit Birthday. 🥳 A HUGE THANK YOU to our Secret Admirer — YOU Made Our Day Extra Special! 💛

10/09/2025

🔥 Get Your Fork Ready for this One! A Hearty Bowl of Loaded Tots Piled High with Jalapeños, Crumbled PA Amish Bacon, and Melty Cheddar Cheese — Comfort Food Done The Crack’d Egg Way! 😋🥓🧀🌶️

10/08/2025

This November do me a solid and go Vote No!