08/28/2026
Today's Lineup & Specials at Maryann's Country Time Cafe 🍳
Listen up, folks. The diner gremlins have been fed, the schedule is locked in, and our kitchen is running entirely on caffeine, spite, and raw momentum. We’re open from 7:00 AM to 7:30 PM today (briefly locking the doors from 2:30 PM to 3:00 PM so the afternoon crew can hose down the existential dread and restock the coffee).
☀️ Day Crew (7:00 AM – 2:30 PM)
Serving: Michelle & Anthony (Try not to make direct eye contact; they've been awake since 4:00 AM and possess entirely too much power).
Bussing: Jaynee (Sweeping up your crumbs and judging your table manners silently).
Hosting: Lucius (Smiling through the pain and greeting you like a civilized human being).
Back of House: Kellan on the line cooking, Albert prepping like a mad scientist, and Gabi holding down the fort in the dish pit (the true hero of the commonwealth).
🌙 Night Crew (3:00 PM – 7:30 PM)
Serving: Becky & Jeanie (Ready to serve you comfort food and zero nonsense).
Bussing: Lucius is pulling double duty because what a guy—honestly, give this man a raise or at least a pillow.
Hosting: Marcia (Keeping the front door from falling off its hinges).
Back of House: Kellan is somehow still cooking alongside Romeo, with Samantha handling the evening dish apocalypse.
🔥 Today's Specials
Breakfast Special: Sausage gravy over biscuits served with a side of homefries.(The ultimate cure for yesterday's bad decisions).
Lunch Special: Fresh haddock sandwich served with your choice of 2 sides.
Dinner Special: Bone-in pork chops! Served with... honestly, we didn't ask the kitchen what the sides are, so consider it a delicious mystery box. Roll the dice, baby.
Come on down, grab a booth, and watch the chaos unfold. See you soon! ☕🥧
