Loran Slurp n Burp

10/11/2026

10/11/2026

Did we mention $1 Domestics all day, $4 carbliss and free Italian beef sandwiches until they are gone!! 👀👀

10/11/2026

🌶️🔥 TODAY IS THE DAY, BURP CREW!! 🔥🌶️

Who's ready to EAT, DRINK, and CELEBRATE?! 🍻🏆

Today at Loran Slurp n Burp, we're bringing the heat with our 🌶️ CHILI COOK-OFF 🌶️ AND celebrating our 🥈 2ND PLACE DIVE BAR WIN!! 🥈

We may be second place, but we're FIRST PLACE when it comes to having a damn good time! 😜🍻

🔥 Come hungry
🍺 Come thirsty
🏆 Come ready to celebrate
🌶️ Come see who has the BEST chili!

Grab your friends, rally the crew, and get your butts down to the Burp! Let's make some noise, fill some bellies, and celebrate what makes this little dive bar so damn special! ❤️🤘

LET'S PARTY, PEOPLE!! 🎉🍻

📍 Loran Slurp n Burp

10/10/2026

🔥🍻 YOUR WEEKEND PLANS JUST GOT A LOT BETTER. 🍻🔥

🥩 SATURDAY — OCTOBER 10

You’ve got two choices:
Cook dinner… or make the smarter decision. 😂

🔥 SATURDAY SPECIAL 🔥
🥩 PORK TENDERLOIN & FRIES — $9

Come grab a plate, grab a drink, and get yourself properly prepared for the shenanigans happening Sunday. 😏🍻

🌶️🏆 SUNDAY — OCTOBER 11

SUNDAY FUNDAY IS COMING IN HOT! 🔥

🌶️ CHILI COOK-OFF 🌶️
🥈 CELEBRATING OUR 2ND PLACE DIVE BAR ROAD TRIP VICTORY! 🥈

🎸 ELI TRAUM — 1 PM–4 PM 🎸

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Come ready to celebrate.

We’ll have chili, cold drinks, live music, and enough bragging rights to last us at least until next weekend. 😂🏆🍻

Saturday: Pork Tenderloin.
Sunday: Chili + music + celebrating.

Honestly, if you spend the whole weekend at home, that’s between you and your couch. 😂

📍 Loran Slurp n Burp

🔥 SEE YOU AT THE BURP! 🍻

10/09/2026

🐟🍻 FRIDAY IS FOR FISH, FOOTBALL & PIZZA! 🍕🏈

The weekend starts at Loran Slurp n Burp, and we’re ready to feed you! 🔥

🐟 FISH FRY STARTS AT 4 PM!

Heading to the Eastland-Pearl City game? Stop in and fuel up first!

🔥 $1 OFF FISH & SHRIMP DINNERS BEFORE THE GAME STARTS! 🔥

Get here early, grab some fish, have a cold one, and then go cheer your heart out! 🏈🍻

But hey… maybe you’re not a “fish before football” person. We don’t judge. 😂

🍕 LATE-NIGHT PIZZA 🍕
8 PM — MIDNIGHT

🍕 All Meat Pizza — $13
🍕 Every Other Pizza — $11

So come hungry, come thirsty, and come ready for a Friday night at the Burp! 😎🍻

FISH. FOOTBALL. PIZZA.
What more do you need? 😂🔥

10/08/2026

🍕🔥 THURSDAY IS PIZZA DAY AT LORAN SLURP N BURP! 🔥🍕

Got plans for the Eastland-Pearl City festivities? Start the night with us BEFORE you head out! 😏

🍕 ALL MEAT PIZZA — $13
🌮🍕 TACO PIZZA — $12
🍕 ALL OTHER PIZZAS — $11

🍺 $2 DOMESTICS ALL DAY! 🍺

📣 EASTLAND-PEARL CITY 📣
🎉 5:30 PM — Parade in Lanark
📣 6:30 PM — Pep Rally in Pearl City

Grab some pizza, grab a cold one, and fuel up before the parade and pep rally! 🍕🍻

Because cheering is exhausting work… especially on an empty stomach. 😂

📍 Loran Slurp n Burp

Come hungry. Leave loud. Go EPC! 🏈🔥

10/07/2026

🔥🍻 IT’S A BIG WEEKEND AT LORAN SLURP N BURP! 🍻🔥

We’ve got fish, football, pizza, CHILI, live music, and a whole lot of reasons to end up at the Burp! 😂

🐟 FRIDAY NIGHT — FISH FRY
Starting at 4 PM!

Get your fish $1 OFF BEFORE THE EASTLAND–PEARL CITY GAME STARTS! 🏈🐟

Can’t make it before the game? No problem!

🍕 PIZZA 8 PM–MIDNIGHT! 🍕
🍕 All Meat Pizza — $13
🍕 All Other Pizzas — $11

🌶️🔥 SUNDAY — CHILI COOK-OFF! 🔥🌶️

Think your chili is better than everyone else's?
PROVE IT. 😏

🌶️ Contestants MUST SIGN UP AT THE BAR!
🔥 Doors open at 9 AM for cooking
🏆 Judging starts at NOON

🍺 $1 DOMESTICS ALL DAY!
🥃 $4 CARBLISS!

🥩 FREE ITALIAN BEEF SANDWICH WITH CHIPS — WHILE IT LASTS!
Yep… FREE. So you might want to get your ass here early. 😂

🎸 ELI TRAUM — 1 PM–4 PM! 🎸

We’re celebrating our 2ND PLACE VICTORY IN THE DIVE BAR ROAD TRIP COMPETITION! 🏆🥈

Come eat some chili, grab a drink, enjoy some live music, and celebrate with us!

2ND PLACE NEVER TASTED SO GOOD. 😎🍻

📍 Loran Slurp n Burp

🌶️ GOOD CHILI. CHEAP DRINKS. FREE FOOD. LIVE MUSIC.
Honestly… what the hell else are you doing Sunday? 😂🍻

10/07/2026

🍝🔥 WEDNESDAY COMFORT FOOD IS SERVED! 🔥🍝

Listen… we know it’s only Wednesday, and you’re already over it. 😂
So DON’T YOU DARE COOK TONIGHT.

We’ve got the good stuff:

🍝 LASAGNA — cheesy, saucy, delicious layers of “I deserve this.”

🧄 GARLIC BREAD — because leaving sauce on the plate is simply unacceptable. 😏

Come grab a plate, loosen those pants, and let us handle your midweek meltdown. 😂

LORAN SLURP N BURP
Because life’s too short for boring Wednesdays. 🍻🔥

👉 TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO BE FED!

10/06/2026

🌮🔥 TACO TUESDAY IS CALLING! 🔥🌮

It’s Tuesday, which means there’s really only one responsible thing to do… EAT TACOS! 😏

🌮 $4 Soft Shell Tacos
Choose Beef or Chicken

🌮 $9 — 3 Hard Shell Tacos
Choose Beef or Chicken

🥩🌮 NEW! STEAK TACOS — $12
2 steak tacos loaded up and ready to disappear!

🔥 WALKING TACOS — $8
Because sometimes you need a taco you can eat while still holding your drink. 😂🍻

📍 Loran Slurp n Burp

Bring your taco crew, bring your appetite, and leave the cooking to us! 🌮🍻

Taco Tuesday. Because tacos are cheaper than therapy. 😉