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11/15/2025

Happy Saturday everyone!!

We've got some great specials for you! First cheese manicotti with a salad and roll. Yum! Second we’re doing sausage stuffed portobello mushroom with choice of pasta with salad and roll. Delicious!

The owner of a golf course in Montana was confused about paying an invoice so he decided to ask his secretary for help with the math.
He called her into the office and said “you graduated from the University of Montana and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The secretary thought about it for a minute and responded “everything but my earrings!”

See you for dinner!
The Rocky’s Crew

10/31/2025

Happy Halloween!!!

Stop by and get some take out before your trick or treaters show up! Tonight is a great night for pizza or pasta!! We are having some delicious pasta Norma which is a roasted eggplant and red sauce over pasta! Yum! It comes with salad and roll. We also have pastafagioli this weekend!

Three men—an Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Italian—are in an abandoned, haunted castle. One by one, a ghost visits their rooms.

The ghost enters the Englishman's room and declares, "I am the Little Cheese Ghost!" The Englishman screams and runs away.

The ghost then enters the Frenchman's room and repeats, "I am the Little Cheese Ghost!" The Frenchman is also terrified and flees.

Finally, the ghost appears in the Italian's room, saying, "I am the Little Cheese Ghost!" The Italian, unfazed, responds: "Little Cheese Ghost? Come here, and I'll spread you on a slice of bread!"

Happy Halloween!
The Rocky’s Crew

10/24/2025

Hi everyone!!

This weekend we’re going to make chicken or veal Milanese! It comes with an arugula salad and a side of aglio olio pasta. We also have pastafagioli this weekend! Yum!

An airline captain was helping a new blond flight attendant prepare for his first overnight trip. Upon their arrival the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new attendant was missing. He knew which room he was in at the hotel and so he called him up wondering what happened to him. He answered the phone in distress, and said he couldn't get out of his room! "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" "There are only three doors in here," the man groaned, "one leads to the bathroom, one leads to the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb’”.

See you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

10/22/2025

Happy Wednesday Everyone!!

Hopefully you’re all having a good week! We wanted to let you all know that we’re running a gift card special. Spread the word! Buy a $100 gift card for just $80! It’s a steal! Purchase must be done in Rocky’s. Come get this while supplies last! And of course here’s a joke because it wouldn’t be a Rocky’s post without a corny joke.

A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the last empty seat in first-class. The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy. The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I’ve never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all the way, until we get to New York." Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy. Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.” The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear. She immediately got up and said, "Okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the Co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."

See you soon!!
The Rocky’s Crew

10/17/2025

Hi everyone!!

Hope everyone has had a good week! This weekend we’re making a fan favorite! We’ve got chicken picatta with a side of pasta, salad, and roll. Yum!! We also have sausage potato soup for those leaning into this fall weather.

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" "I did, they're in your tackle box.”

See you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

10/10/2025

Hi everyone!!

This weekend we’re going to have two really good specials! First we’re doing fried gnocchi with crumbled sausage and fennel. It comes with salad and a roll. Second we’ve got tilapia puttanesca with a side of pasta, salad, and roll. Yum!!

A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus he gets free room and board." "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," said the agent. "That would be me." replied the rancher.

See you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

09/26/2025

Happy Weekend!

We’re going to keep doing our clam bake this weekend! Chicken cutlet, clams, side of linguini and clams, salad, and roll. Yum! For those not wanting clams we’re going to have baked ziti with salad and roll. So good!!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer." the man began, "I can explain". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." "But officer, I just wanted to say...." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner. The guy looked really down, so to cheer him up a bit he said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," came the gloomy answer from the cell. "I'm the groom."

See you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

09/19/2025

Hi everyone!!

This weekend is the weekend to come to Rocky’s! It’s officially clambake season!! Clams, a chicken cutlet, linguini and clams, salad, and roll. Yum!! For those of you not feeling clams were also fresh tomato and basil both from the garden over linguini with a salad and roll. We also have vegetable beef soup this weekend!

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator responded, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the patient's name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone. "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal. And her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything!”

See you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

09/12/2025

Hi everyone!

Happy Friday!! This weekend we are going to make stuffed eggplant parm with a side of pasta and salad and roll. We also made sausage potato soup. Yum!!

A woman has an affair and cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage. Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. "Lord, I know what I did was wrong, but my marriage is the only thing that gives my life purpose and joy. Please, don't let my husband find out." Suddenly she hears a voice from above: "Okay my child, it will be, but on one condition: years from now, you will die by drowning." The woman hesitates at first but then responds, "Alright Lord, if it means he'll never find out, then so be it." The next years of her life are happy and wonderful. She starts a successful business and lives in comfort with her husband, however, she continues to cheat on him many times, having forgotten her conversation with God. One day she decides to book herself a vacation on a cruise ship. A few days into the voyage, a loud BOOM rocks the cruise ship, and it starts to sink. Suddenly remembering her agreement with God, she is struck with grief and begins frantically praying to God again: "God, you're not gonna drown an entire cruise ship full of people because of me, right?" She hears a familiar voice: "Are you kidding me? I've been working to gather all you cheaters here for years."

Hope to see you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

09/05/2025

Hey guys!!

This week we’re going to have a fan favorite! We’re going to have chicken piccata pasta! Lemony and delicious!! Comes with salad or soup and Rocky’s roll.

Jerry and Stan are walking down the street when they see a stunning woman in a first-floor window, blowing kisses at them. Jerry says, "Hey, look at that! That woman is blowing kisses at me!" Stan replies, "Just ignore her. Don't pay her any mind." The woman then gestures for him to come up to her apartment. Jerry says, "Did you see that? She's calling for me!" Stan insists, "Man, don't go up there!" Jerry asks, "Why not? Why don't you want me to go see her?" Stan pleads, "Dude, just listen to me. Don't go!" Jerry ignores him and runs into the building. The woman comes down to meet him, and they go up to her apartment. Just as they are about to get into bed, they hear a car horn outside. The woman looks out the window and says, "Oh no, that's my husband!" "Crap!" Jerry exclaims. "Don't worry," she says, pointing to a large pile of clothes. "I'll just tell him you're the new housekeeper. Here, start ironing these clothes." Because the husband stays home, Jerry spends the entire day ironing. The next day, Jerry goes to Stan's house and tells him the story. "You won't believe what happened. Her husband came home, and to avoid suspicion, she had me iron a huge pile of clothes. I was stuck there ironing all day!" "I told you not to go." sighs Stan, "All those clothes you spent the day ironing? I washed them the day before."

Hope to see you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

08/15/2025

Hi everyone!

Happy Friday!! Back by popular demand, this weekend we are going to run Rocky’s fish fry! Battered cod, pierogies, salad, roll, and don’t forget our homemade tartar sauce! We’re also going to make baked wings with a side salad. Yum!!

Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: "So, how's your home life?" The other answers: "Couldn't be better! I bought an elephant!" The other guy looks at him astonished: "An elephant? Have you gone mad?" The guy replies, smiling: "Oh, my friend, let me tell you, it's the best purchase in my life! He's grazing on the lawn, making it nice and even. Kids love him! Always riding his back and sliding down his trunk, keeps them outside instead of in front of the screen all day. My wife loves him too! He's super strong, helps her with moving things around when I'm not home. And let me tell you, the best thing is: it's kind and smart - the best pet I've ever had!" The other billionaire scratches his chin. "Yeah, that sounds... Kind of amazing actually! How much did you pay for him?" The guy replies: "A million bucks! Worth every penny, it's a steal at this price." The other billionaire says: "Sell him to me for two million?" The first billionaire: "No, what are you saying? Sell him? He's like family!" "Three million!" "I don't know, my dear... You really can't put a price on this kind of friendship and usefulness!" "Alright, five million!" "Five million?.. Well, alright my man, I'll sell him to you, but only because we're bosom buddies". In a few weeks the two billionaires meet up again. The guy who bought the elephant is angry as hell. As soon as he sees the other guy, he starts yelling: "What THE HELL did you sell to me?? Not only does he NOT graze the lawn, he completely destroyed all my greenery and trees! There's elephant dung EVERYWHERE, it smells even inside the house! And what was that about kids? They are TERRIFIED of the thing, it's aggressive and massive, and scary! I cannot sleep because he trumpets ALL THE TIME. My wife has been having nightmares, and now I won't hear the end of her bickering until I die! IT'S AWFUL, the worst purchase in my life!" The other billionaire shakes his head at him and says: "Well, my friend, I don't know what to say, you'll never sell an elephant with that attitude. "

See you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

08/08/2025

Hey there!

Happy Friday! We’ve got some good specials for you this weekend! Firstly we’re going to do French onion soup. Nice and cheesy and good! We also have an Italian beef sandwich. Yum!

Three people die; a doctor, school teacher, and the head of a large insurance company. When met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the doctor, "what did you do on Earth?" The doctor replied, "I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free." St. Peter told the Doctor, "You may go in." St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, "I taught educationally challenged children." St. Peter then told her "You may go in." St. Peter asked the third man, "What did you do?" The man raised his head and replied, "I ran a large insurance company." "You may go in..." said St. Peter. The man happily walks forward when St. Peter adds: "for 3 days!”

See you this weekend!
The Rocky’s Crew

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6168 Broadview Road
Parma, OH
44134

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Monday 11am - 9pm
Tuesday 11am - 9pm
Wednesday 11am - 9pm
Thursday 11am - 9pm
Friday 11am - 9:30pm
Saturday 12pm - 9:30pm

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