09/03/2026
Well folks… we’ve got ourselves a runner.
Our newest contestant on “WHO WANTS TO NOT PAY THEIR TAB?” enjoyed the full Shuckums experience — food, drinks, good times — and then apparently chose the 100% OFF discount at checkout.
Unfortunately, that promotion does not exist
So we’re turning this one over to the finest investigative unit in Bay County…
Facebook
Recognize them? Tag ’em. Know ’em? Call ’em. Related to ’em? Thanksgiving might be awkward this year.
And to our mystery guest: Come on back and settle up! No questions asked
Remember folks…
We shuck ’um.
You suck ’um.
YOU STILL GOTTA PAY FOR ’UM.
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