The Boy Fort

01/13/2022

BREAKING NEWS! The Boys Take a Bath

(5 Boy Points if you can guess which one is Loginnz)

11/02/2021

Looks like we'll be adding a couple of new Boy Portraits to the wall this week!

Thanks for the "shout" "out" that you did for us for free, just because you like us and our mission, Island Boy$! See you at the next....uh... [scours internet for 5 hours looking up what 20 years olds are into] ... Minecraft livetwitch!

07/28/2021

CAW! CAW! 🦅 Everyone duck! 🦆 - This birdbrain is swooping in for a big kiss! HOO HOO's 🦉 he gonna smooch? What chick 🐣 is he after? All I know's if he pecks you, you'd better be a CHEAP date! 🐦

04/06/2021

Here are The Boys' thoughts on some recent events:

10/13/2020

https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/ridesevents/this-cyclist-rode-4000km-from-poopoo-point-to-peepee-creek/

Thank you for your SIR-vice

Ruben Lopez spent 36 days riding to bring attention to the humanitarian crisis in Yemen

05/10/2020

Happy Mommy's Day to all the Mommies from every Mommy's favorite boy, "Buttkick" 💋💐🌷

03/31/2020

A MESSAGE FROM THE BOY FORT RE: COVID-19
Covid-19, also known as "Ol' Sniffy" has been disrupting our lives and affecting homes, workplaces, Forts, Bamboo Forests, and Dog Huts worldwide.

As a humanitarian gesture, we want to remind our fans that even though you are sheltering in place, you can still get b***d.

That's right - we are STILL, despite not being a real thing for 5 years, fully stocked up on Bones and will be shipping them to anyone adversely impacted or even mildly inconvenienced by Covid-19, FREE OF CHARGE. ❤️

Unfortunately, due to scammers trying to cash in on bones, we must ask those in need to verify their need for bones through a secure passphrase. So, if you or a loved one are in need of bones, please respond to this post with the sentence, "Woof Woof - Me want the big bone." A member of the Boy Fort Bone Warehouse will reach out to you regarding shipping.

Please have your bank account and social security number ready.

03/04/2020

The Boy Fort would like to remind you on this Super Tuesday that sometimes the most super thing you can do is respect your elders and watch their favorite films with them. Here's Joe Biden's favorite film from boyhood.

09/12/2019

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUE AMERICAN BOYS NEVER FORGET!!!*

*To wash their hands before eating meat at a Brazilian steakhouse. Remember friend, "Hygiene" isn't just something you say to the bassist from KISS 👍🏆

04/11/2019

Congratulations to Anne Elise Kornblut on buying Boy Fort 2.0! May the Bamboo Forest never encroach on your post-modern patio, may the ghost of Pita The Dog never walk into your industrial minimalist kitchen and p**s on the floor, and may the Bookshelf of S*x Toys never embarrass your rich friends!

11/07/2018

In light of our crushing defeat at the polls, we must resign ourselves to the fact that 2018 will not be the year that "Inward Voice" is recognized as a distinct language.

>BUT WE WILL FIGHT ON

09/25/2018

This intriguing wedding ritual was captured for the first time ever in Lewis Center, Ohio, overshadowing any other major life events that took place that day.