Denny's

07/02/2026

FINAL JOKE OF THE DAY 🎉

🥞 Why did the pancake go to therapy?

Because it felt a little flipped out.

Thanks for laughing with us today, Otsego! ❤️

Now tell us your favorite joke from the day before we call it a night. 👇

07/02/2026

Joke #7 😂

What did one egg say to the other egg?

“You crack me up.”

07/01/2026

Dinner Time Joke 😂

🥓 What do you call bacon that tells jokes?

A comedi-ham.

Honestly, we’re getting worse as the day goes on.

07/01/2026

Afternoon Dad Joke Alert 🚨

🍟 Why don’t french fries ever get lost?

Because they always ketchup with the group.

We’ll see ourselves out…

🚪🏃

07/01/2026

Joke Checkpoint! 😂

🍔 Why did the burger break up with the fries?

It needed some space.

Some relationships just aren’t meant to ketchup. 💔🍟

07/01/2026

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07/01/2026

International Joke Day Continues! 😂

🥚 Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they’d crack each other up.

We’re here all day… unfortunately. 😆

07/01/2026

Joke #2! 😂

Why did the pancake get invited to every party?

Because it was flipping awesome.

Your turn! Tell us your favorite joke in the comments. 👇

07/01/2026

😂 INTERNATIONAL JOKE DAY 😂

We’ll start the day with an easy one…

☕ Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged.

We’ll be sharing jokes all day long! Drop your best one below. 👇

07/01/2026

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07/01/2026

06/30/2026

country-fried steak + eggs = joy

06/30/2026

Kelsey Pfendler is almost there.
After weeks alone on the Pacific, she's closing in on Hawaii — and we've been cheering her
on every mile of the way.
Before she began, she stopped at Denny's for one last meal on land. Now our team wanted
to send some encouragement for the final push.
Watch the video and help us cheer You Row Kelsey across the finish line.

06/26/2026

spotify wrapped is terrified of me

06/24/2026

perhaps not is right 🙂‍↕️

06/21/2026

sun’s out. slams out.

06/21/2026

yes dad, you definitely had a “cannon” and would’ve gone to the big leagues. happy father’s day ❤️

06/20/2026

History in the making starts with courage… And sometimes a Philly Cheesesteak Omelette. Row on, You Row Kelsey. America’s Diner is cheering you on and will be waiting for you at the finish.

06/18/2026

genuinely that pancake is a 10/10

06/16/2026

Just a little dude having a big flavor moment. The Diner Dipper’s Cheesy Bacon Ranch Sliders, Mozzarella Sticks, and Bone-In Buffalo Wings are no joke!

06/12/2026

oh to freeze time and smell the coffee forever 😮‍💨

06/10/2026

crispy potatoes and pan fried chicken in a perfectly tangy bourbon sauce? yeah, we’ll take 3.

06/10/2026

much better