09/03/2026
Wow. Just F**king wow. If I paid attention to Pete’s Garage Bar as much as I did to our Final 4 matchup today, we could probably be profitable.
Congratulations to The Dump for fighting the burger fight (and on their Wisconsin Beef Council victory and 52 years of Burger making)…..it was the battle everyone thought it was going to be…..and more……
It’s not over yet, we have one more battle in the Finals, on Saturday, but we will worry about that hurdle when we get there……
What a ride this bracket has been. On our way to the finals, we have beat out 5 burger joints with a combined 321+ years of operation!!! Let’s put that into perspective……America is 250 years old…….the total years of operations would have begun before the Forefathers’ grandfathers (the Sixfathers) were even thinking about banging the Forefathers’ grandmothers (they didn’t get cool names back then, they weren’t even allowed to vote…….before you get all worked up, it’s not sexist, America didn’t exist…..no one got to vote!!)…….and, it was 71 years before the Forefathers banged the Foremothers to produce Baby America!!
Let’s get to the logistics…..does making it to the Finals, make us one of the top two burgers in the state? F**k yeah it does……in this bracket!! In reality, no. This is a voting contest (and it’s fu***ng fun and is great for small businesses to get notoriety. Thank you Wonderfully Wisconsin for putting in the work to create this contest).
Burgers are like Bloody Mary’s. Everyone likes what they like. To one person, they think we have the best burger. To another, it may be dogs**t. Like they say, one man’s best burger ever is another man’s Big Mac.
Here’s a little known fact about Pete’s……I never, and I mean fu***ng never, in my wildest dreams ever thought that one day, someone would think that we have the best burger they ever had……much less, the best burger in Wisconsin…..much less, the best burger in Winnebago County…..much less, the best burger in Oshkosh…..much less, the best burger on Oregon Street……much less, the best burger in the 1500 block of Oregon Street!! So, the fact that we are known for our burgers, is a very humbling and astonishing accomplishment! We’ve had an unbelievable 21 year run……..
Actually, this whole post should have just been about our cult followers…….this burger bracket, the best dive bar in America bracket, Wisco Dive Bars Dive bar of the Year, the success of Pete’s, the great times, the charities…..literally everything that relates to Pete’s, is because of you all. Thank you for your loyalty. Thank you for following all the dumb s**t we do. Thank you for the votes. Also, thank you to the local businesses who shared and voted for us…….Seriously, fu***ng thank you everyone.
If we win on Saturday, it’s your trophy. No, you can’t take it home. No, you can’t touch it. If we lose, it’s all your fu***ng fault too!!
Thank you!
LFG!!!