06/09/2026
WE PUT ICE CREAM ON NACHOS AND WE ARE NOT SORRY.
Someone had to do it. That someone was us. You're welcome, Oscoda.
WAFFLE CHIPS. ICE CREAM. DIPPING SAUCE. CANDY OR COOKIE TOPPING. WHIP. NUTS. CHERRY. Say it out loud. Read it again. Let it sink in.
π¨ One scoop if you're "responsible." Two scoops if you're living. Lactose-free soft serve if your stomach has opinions β we don't gatekeep.
π« You get a sauce. FOR DIPPING. Your ice cream nachos. Into the sauce. Is this fine dining? We're calling it fine dining.
πͺ Candy OR cookie topping. Both are correct. Neither is wrong. This is America and you WILL choose.
π Whipped cream. Nuts. Cherry on top. Because if you're going to do something, you do it with a CHERRY ON TOP. Literally.
Dessert nachos aren't a trend β they're a lifestyle.
Come to 106 E. Dwight and begin your new life. π
π Parkside Dairy Shoppe Β· Oscoda Β· Open DAILY 12P-10P