Frosted Bakery

07/05/2026

🍪 How many cardboard cookies are in these photos? 👀

Every cardboard cookie tells a story
⚡ Thunder.
❤️ Small businesses.
😂 Funny Facebook moments.
🌪️ Local legends.
🤪 Random internet chaos.

Today they’re all in one place.

Think you can count them all? 😏

But first… a little twist. 😈

• Not every cardboard cookie I’ve made has been posted on Facebook.
• And some of the ones that were posted have already found their forever homes.

So nope… you can’t just scroll my page and count them. 😂

I mean… you can, but I don’t think it’ll help. 🤣

🍪 How to play:
• Leave ONE guess in the comments.
• If multiple people guess the correct number, I’ll randomly draw one winner.

🎉 The winner will receive ONE DOZEN custom cookies for a future event… AND I’ll throw in one of my mystery cookie sets just because. 😍🍪

⏰ Entries close Monday at 8:00 PM.

Oh… and yes… recruiting your spouse, your kids, your parents, your grandma, and anyone else you can convince to leave a guess from their page is absolutely essential. 😉🤪

Good luck…

P.S. Don’t forget to zoom in. 😏🔍🍪

07/05/2026

Bringing this guy back to remind all the keyboard warriors writing think pieces and memoirs about a grown man’s haircut today.

He doesn’t care, y’all. 😘

Not enough to ask permission…
and definitely not enough to ask for your opinion.

Still MVP. 😏🏆

07/04/2026

🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸

Y’all have been so amazing lately. 😩❤️

Between all the likes, shares, comments, and keeping the cardboard cookie posts so much fun… this page racked up over 1.5 MILLION views last month, and I’m still completely in shock. 😳

I truly can’t thank y’all enough.

So let’s celebrate a little. 💙❤️

🎆 Book a qualifying custom order for August or September by July 5 and receive 15% off!

Whether you’re planning a birthday, baby shower, wedding, retirement, or another celebration, now’s a great time to get your date on the calendar.

📅 The sale ends July 5, so if you’ve been thinking about ordering, send me a message and let’s get you booked!

Thank you all for supporting this one-woman bakery. It truly means more than you know. ❤️🤍💙

07/04/2026

Do you know what that means?
Want your own house? Want your own car?
Two jobs. Gotta work hard. Be a bad broad.

If you ain’t on, sit down, if you ain’t on, sit down.
If you ain’t on, sit down, if you ain’t on, sit down.

This 4th of July, we’re celebrating freedom..
Not the cost of livin’. 🇺🇸

No GoFundMe. No handouts.
Just hard work, late nights, and keepin’ the lights on.

Life is expensive.. but at least we’re
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T. 😅😭

Happy Independence Day, y’all! 🇺🇸
May your BBQ be plentiful, your bills be minimal, and you keep all your appendages. 🧨

07/04/2026

Sorry I’ve been MIA today.

I had a wedding to attend. 💅

There are already people trying to fact check me by saying I was making 4th of July cookies all day.

Weird. I don’t remember seeing them there. 🤔😂

07/03/2026

📢 LAST CALL 📢
Available for pick up tomorrow after 11am
🇺🇸 24 GF*
🇺🇸 36 Sugar

DM to claim

🇺🇸 EXTRA 4TH OF JULY COOKIES AVAILABLE! 🇺🇸

I have a very limited number of extra Independence Day cookie sets available! 🎆🍪

✨ Designs vary by set.
📍 Pick up in Edmond.
💌 DM me to claim yours.
✅ Payment is required to reserve.
⏰ Supplies are extremely limited and available on a first come, first served basis. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

GF options are baked in a shared kitchen. While I take precautions, cross-contamination is possible.

Who’s still in charge of bringing dessert tomorrow? 👀🍪🇺🇸

07/03/2026

🤯In under an hour all sets for today were claimed.
Next sets will be ready for pick up tomorrow from 8a-4pm.
DM to grab yours.. before they’re gone too. 🫣🫶

🇺🇸 EXTRA 4TH OF JULY COOKIES AVAILABLE! 🇺🇸

I have a very limited number of extra Independence Day cookie sets available! 🎆🍪

✨ Designs vary by set.
📍 Pick up in Edmond.
💌 DM me to claim yours.
✅ Payment is required to reserve.
⏰ Supplies are extremely limited and available on a first come, first served basis. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

GF options are baked in a shared kitchen. While I take precautions, cross-contamination is possible.

Who’s still in charge of bringing dessert tomorrow? 👀🍪🇺🇸

07/03/2026

🇺🇸 EXTRA 4TH OF JULY COOKIES AVAILABLE! 🇺🇸

I have a very limited number of extra Independence Day cookie sets available! 🎆🍪

✨ Designs vary by set.
📍 Pick up in Edmond.
💌 DM me to claim yours.
✅ Payment is required to reserve.
⏰ Supplies are extremely limited and available on a first come, first served basis. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

GF options are baked in a shared kitchen. While I take precautions, cross-contamination is possible.

Who’s still in charge of bringing dessert tomorrow? 👀🍪🇺🇸

07/03/2026

You’ve attempted to quote this at least once this week. 😂🇺🇸

07/03/2026

Just dropping these guys off to remind y’all

I 👏 am 👏 still 👏 that 👏 girl 👏 when it comes to custom cookies too. 💅 😏