09/07/2026
Happy Labor Day!
Get over the weekend hangover because Manic Monday at Wh***ey River is already rolling. Whether you need a morning b**r to question your life choices or a late-night chat with Tracy at 3 AM while playing Connect Four, we’ve got you covered.
Your Monday Survival Guide
Tammy (7 AM – 3 PM): Here to pour your cheap morning b**r and judge your early-morning karaoke skills on TouchTunes.
KayDee (3 PM – 11 PM): Ready for the afternoon rush when you realize you actually have to go back to work tomorrow.
Tracy (11 PM – 7 AM): Guarding the fort during the witching hour for all the night owls and questionable decisions.
Liquid Courage Specials
$2.25 Domestic B**r: 7:00 AM – 6:00 PM (Hair of the dog starts early here).
$3.00 Well Shots: 10:00 AM – Noon & 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM (For when your Monday morning meeting requires actual liquid courage).
Entertainment & Essentials
Food to soak up the bad decisions.
Liquor to fuel them.
Pool, Darts, Jenga, and Connect Four to ruin friendships over a board game.
A claw machine because you desperately need to win a sad stuffed animal to prove your worth.
TouchTunes Jukebox so you can subject everyone to Nickelback.
An ATM for when reality hits and you need more cash for more shots.