Hot Dogs in Paradise

09/10/2024

04/20/2024

Today's the day! Come grab a bag of our Fresh Homemade Pork Rinds seasoned with our homemade seasoning Monkey Dust. At the Train Depot Converse Indiana starting at 2:00

01/25/2024

12/07/2023

This Saturday December 9th from 1-5

Rustic Owl Farm will be at the Matthews Community Christmas Bazaar come see us and grab a bag of our Fresh Homemade Pork Rinds seasoned with our homemade seasoning Monkey Dust.

11/24/2023

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Jack Daniels Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1...bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Jack Daniels to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniels again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Jack Daniels is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Jack Daniels. Now s**t shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Jack Daniels and wipe the counter with the cat. (this is too funny not to Share) I stole this 🤷‍♀️ share away 😂

11/17/2023

The amazing line up of vendors for the Christmas Market that cannot wait to see you all 🎅🏽🎄Woohoo we are vendors, Rustic Owl Farm come grab a bag of our Fresh Homemade Pork Rinds seasoned with our homemade seasoning Monkey Dust

10/21/2023

Don't forget Rustic Owl Farm will be at Paraunity: The Paranormal Convention tomorrow 10 till 6 or when we sell out.
Come grab a bag of our Fresh Homemade Pork Rinds seasoned with our homemade seasoning Monkey Dust.
And join us for a spooktacular event

09/27/2023

We are in Wabash Indiana Farmers Market September 30th come grab a bag of our Fresh homemade Pork Rinds seasoned with our homemade seasoning Monkey Dust.
Shipping coming soon 🥰

09/25/2023

A friendly reminder to all the husbands out there as we enter the fall and winter seasons…these are called decorative towels. The key word here is ✨decorative. Just completely disregard the word towel. Their sole purpose is to be purposeless and pretty. That’s it. If you use these to dry your disgusting hands off after being out in the garage, dry dishes, or wipe the counters off with them…your wife will likely get a little twitchy and a bit dysfunctional over it.

These 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 dec 👏🏼 or 👏🏼 ations 👏🏼

You’ve been warned. Don’t do It!