Tellus & The Satellite Bar

Tellus & The Satellite Bar Tellus - Gastropub, Pizzeria, Cocktail Bar,
Part-Time Nightclub
Come As You Are

We're going on 4 years strong and after the all the spilled drinks and fake nails you left behind, the nightly lines and...
09/02/2026

We're going on 4 years strong and after the all the spilled drinks and fake nails you left behind, the nightly lines and even the really stupid fights it's almost enough to make you cry but we don't cry do you? Brat Summer and Bad Bunny to Pajama Parties. The rise of and fall of Sexxy Red. Feeling like the Pink Pony Club, Drake vs Kendrick dropping during the night. Stoplight to Speakeasy. Thousands of dollars raised for Manna Community Kitchen, Transheath, Luce, The ACLU, The Alexander Project, Wounded Warrior Project, The Fisher House. We still mean it, when we say that we couldn't have done any of this without your support.
Be humble. Be wild. Come as you are. Be comfortable.
Saturday, September 5, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM, 21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover
The night's open format but we'll be playing a best of mix from all the Pop, Hip Hop, Latin, Afro, Soul, House/EDM, Rock from throwbacks to the new stuff. -Tellus

We're welcoming all you students back with a special OFF Campus Glow/Dance Party. The night's open format but we'll be l...
09/01/2026

We're welcoming all you students back with a special OFF Campus Glow/Dance Party. The night's open format but we'll be lacing in songs from Off Campus's soundtrack like "Into You" and some other old Arianna, Remi Wolf, "Girls" by The Dare, "Cherry Pie" , The Founations, Lil Wayne mixed in the best of Hip Hop, Pop. House/EDM, Latin/Afro/Rock.
Other music by but not limited to:
21 Savage, Aaliyah, Anuel AA, Asake, BAD BUNNY, BEYONCE, Big Sean, The Black Eyed Peas, BRITNEY SPEARS, Bruno Mars, Bryson Tiller, Burna Boy, Cardi B, Central Cee, CHAPPELL ROAN, Charli XCX, Chris Brown, Ciara, Coi Leray, Daddy Yankee, Daft Punk, Dave Guetta, Davido, Destiny's Child, DISCLOUSURE, Doechii, Doja Cat, Don Omar, Donna Sumers, Dom Dolla, Drake, Dua Lipa, Farruko, Feid, Fireboy DML, FISHER, FLORENCE + THE MACHINE, Flo-rida, Floyymenor, FRANK OCEAN, fred again..., Eminem, El Alfa, Future, GloRilla, Gyptian, HARRISON, Harry Styles, Ice Spice, Ivy Queen, Jay & Kanye, J Balvin, Jack Harlow, James Hype, JANELLE MONAE, Jason Derulo, Jeremih, JOHN SUMMIT, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Karol G, Kendrick Lamar, THe Kid Laroi, Koffee, Konshens, LADY GAGA, Lil Wayne, Lil Tecca, U*i Vert, Lizzo, MADONNA, Major Lazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Metro Boomin, Miley Cyrus, Missy Elliott, Myke Towers, Nelly, NLE Choppa, Outkast, Ozuna, Peso Pluma, Pitbull, Playboi Carti, Popcaan, Post Malone, Rauw Alejandro, Rema, RIHANNA, Rosalia, SABRINA CARPENTER, SAM SMITH, Saweetie, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Sexyy Red, Shakira, Steve Lacey, TATU, Taylor Swift, Tems, Tiesto, Timbaland, Tokischa, Tommy Richman, Troy Sivan, Tyla, T-Pain, Usher, Vybz Kartel, The Weeknd, Wisin & Yandel, YG, Wizkid, WOLF PARADE, Young Miko, Young M.A, ZEDD + FOXES
Friday, September 4, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM
21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover
Be wild. Be humble. Come as you are.

Stoplight Dance PartySaturday, August 29, 2026. 10:00PM-2:00AM21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover.Life's already complicated, your r...
08/25/2026

Stoplight Dance Party
Saturday, August 29, 2026. 10:00PM-2:00AM
21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover.
Life's already complicated, your relationship status does't have to be unless you want it to be.
Colored Glow Stick Bracelets @ the door. Red means taken. Green means single. Yellow means maybe or it's complicated.
Music by but not limited to:
21 Savage, Aaliyah, Afrojack, Amir Van Burren, Anuel AA,Arianna Grande, Asake, Bad Bunny, Big Sean, The Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars, Bryson Tiller, Burna Boy, Cardi B, Central Cee, Chappell Roan, CharliXCX, Chris Brown, Ciara, Coi Leray, Daddy Yankee, Daft Punk, Dave Guetta, Davido, Destiny's Child, Disclosure, Disco Lines, Doechii, Doja Cat, Don Omar, Dom Dolla, Drake, Dropkick Murphy's, Dua Lipa, Farruko, Feid, Fireboy DML, FISHER, Flo-rida, Floyymenor, Frank Ocean, fred again.., Eminem, El Alfa, Future, GloRilla, Gyptian, Harry Styles, Ice Spice, Ivy Queen, Jay & Kanye, J Balvin, J. Cole, Jack Harlow, James Hype, Jason Derulo, Jeremih, John Summit, Jung Kook, Justin Bieber, Karol G, former astronaut Katy Perry, Kaytranda, Kendrick Lamar, Koffee, Konshens, Lady Gaga, Lil, U*i Vert, Lizzo, Major Lazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Metro Boomin, Missy Elliott, Myke Towers, Nelly, NLE Choppa, Nicki Minaj, Olivia Rodigro, Outkast, Ozuna, Peso Pluma, Pink Pantheress, Pitbull, Playboi Carti, Popcaan, Post Malone, Rauw Alejandro, Rema, Rihanna, Rosalia, Sabrina Carpenter, Saweetie, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Sexyy Red, Shakira, Swedish House Mafia, SZA, Tems, Tiesto, Timbaland, Tommy Richman, Travis Scott, Tyla, T-Pain, Usher, Vybz Kartel, The Weeknd, Wisin & Yandel, YG, Wizkid, Young Miko, Young M.A, Zara Larsson, ZEDD
Be wild. Be humble. Come as you are.

Friday, August 28, 202610:00PM-2:00AM, 21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover50 Cent vs Vitamin Water, Ace of Base, Britney & Christina...
08/24/2026

Friday, August 28, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM, 21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover
50 Cent vs Vitamin Water, Ace of Base, Britney & Christina, Mario singing Biz, Run's House, Beyonce and Rihanna, Cardi and Nicki before she lost her damn mind, Missy Elliott & Lauryn Hill, Pac & Biggie, Blurred Lines and Daft Punk with or without Pharrell, Dookie vs American Idiot, No Diggity, Drake VS Degrassi Drake, Don Omar to Daddy Yankee to Bad Bunny, Eve into Central Cee, Usher & T-Pain, Khia VS Saweetie, Snoop & Dre, Aaliyah, Azelia Banks, The Black Eyed Peas vs solo Fergie, Big Pun, Big Sean, Chris Brown, Megan Thee Stallion vs Ginuwine, La Roux, Daft Punk, DMX, Jay & Kanye, Kid Cudi, Destiny's Child & The Spice Girls, The Knife, GloRilla vs Gorillaz, Far East Movement, Jason Derulo, No Doubt vs Gwen Stefani, Pink, Nelly, Lil Wayne, Lil John & The Ying Yang Twins, The Black Eyed Peas, Charlie XCX, Madonna, Salt-N-Pepa, TLC, always Outkast, Pitbull, Saweetie & Doja Cat, Sublime, You're an All-STAR maybe, The Beastie Boys vs The Beastie Boys,J-Lo, Azelia Banks vs Herself, Madonna & Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Timbaland, Dave Guetta, Bebe Rexha, C&C Sweat Factory, Backstreet vs N-Sync, Justin Timberlake, Prince and the artist formally known as Prince, Dancing on my own, Kendrick wins the War, Zedd into John Summit. Smells like Teen Spirit.
Be wild. Be humble. Come as you are.

Can't stop, won't stop but Never Diddy. Come get down to your favorite Hip Hop, Pop, Reggaeton, Dancehall/Afrobeats, Hou...
08/18/2026

Can't stop, won't stop but Never Diddy. Come get down to your favorite Hip Hop, Pop, Reggaeton, Dancehall/Afrobeats, House/EDM, Throwbacks & Party Anthems.
21 Savage, Aaliyah, Anuel AA, Asake, Bad Bunny, Big Sean, The Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars, Bryson Tiller, Burna Boy, Cardi B, Central Cee, Charli XCX, Chris Brown, Ciara, Coi Leray, Daddy Yankee, Daft Punk, Dave Guetta, Davido, Destiny's Child, Doja Cat, Don Omar, Drake, Dua Lipa, Farruko, Feid, Fireboy DML, Flo-rida Frank Ocean, Eminem, El Alfa, Future, GloRilla, Gyptian, Harry Styles, Ice Spice, Ivy Queen, Jay & Kanye, J Balvin, Jack Harlow, James Hype, Jason Derulo, Jeremih, Justin Bieber, Karol G, Kendrick Lamar, Koffee, Konshens, Latto, Lady Gaga, Lil, U*i Vert, Lizzo, Major Lazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Metro Boomin, Missy Elliott, Myke Towers, Nelly, NLE Choppa, Nicki Minaj, Outkast, Ozuna, Peso Pluma, Pitbull, Popcaan, Post Malone, Rauw Alejandro, Rema, Rihanna, Rosalia, Sabrina Carpenter, Saweetie, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Sexyy Red, Shakira, Tems, Tiesto, Timbaland, Tommy Richman, T-Pain, Usher, Vybz Kartel, The Weeknd, Wisin & Yandel, YG, Wizkid, Young Miko, Young M.A
Be wild. Be humble. Come as you are.
Saturday, August 22, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM
21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover

Bad Bunny vs The WorldThe night is open format like always but we'll be lacing the songs from Benito's DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FO...
08/17/2026

Bad Bunny vs The World
The night is open format like always but we'll be lacing the songs from Benito's DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS World Tour setlist/Superbowl Set into the night with some other Bad Bunny Favorites/Collabs and a little New Karol G won't hurt.
Dance without fear. No lies, just love.
Contenders include but not limited to:
21 Savage, Aaliyah, Anuel AA, Asake, Aya Nakamura, BAD BUNNY, Big Sean, The Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars, Bryson Tiller, Burna Boy, CARDI B, Central Cee, Chris Brown, Ciara, Coi Leray, Cris MJ, Daddy Yankee, Daft Punk, Dave Guetta, Davido, Destiny's Child, Doja Cat, Don Omar, Drake, Dua Lipa, Farruko, Feid, Fireboy DML, Flo-rida, FloyyManor Frank Ocean, Eminem, El Alfa, Future, GloRilla, Gyptian, Harry Styles, Ice Spice, Ivy Queen, Jay & Kanye, J Balvin, Jack Harlow, James Hype, Jason Derulo, Jeremih, Justin Bieber, Kehlani, Kendrick Lamar, Koffee, Konshens, Lady Gaga, Latto, Lil, U*i Vert, Lizzo, Major Lazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Metro Boomin, Missy Elliott, Myke Towers, Nelly, NLE Choppa, Nicki Miniaj Music but not anything she represents, Olivia Dean, Outkast, Ozuna, Peso Pluma, Pitbull, Popcaan, Post Malone, Rauw Alejandro, Rema, Rihanna, Rosalia, Sabrina Carpenter, Saweetie, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Sexxy Red, Shakira, Tems, Tiesto, Timbaland, Tommy Richman, T-Pain, Usher, Vybz Kartel, The Weeknd, Wisin & Yandel, YG, Wizkid, Young Miko, Young M.A
Be Wild. Be Humble. Come as you are.
Friday, August 21, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM
21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover.

Can't stop, won't stop but Never Diddy. Come get down to your favorite Hip Hop, Pop, Reggaeton, Dancehall/Afrobeats, Hou...
08/12/2026

Can't stop, won't stop but Never Diddy. Come get down to your favorite Hip Hop, Pop, Reggaeton, Dancehall/Afrobeats, House/EDM, Throwbacks & Party Anthems.
21 Savage, Aaliyah, Anuel AA, Asake, Bad Bunny, Big Sean, The Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars, Bryson Tiller, Burna Boy, Cardi B, Central Cee, Charli XCX, Chris Brown, Ciara, Coi Leray, Daddy Yankee, Daft Punk, Dave Guetta, Davido, Destiny's Child, Doja Cat, Don Omar, Drake, Dua Lipa, Farruko, Feid, Fireboy DML, Flo-rida Frank Ocean, Eminem, El Alfa, Future, GloRilla, Gyptian, Harry Styles, Ice Spice, Ivy Queen, Jay & Kanye, J Balvin, Jack Harlow, James Hype, Jason Derulo, Jeremih, Justin Bieber, Karol G, Kendrick Lamar, Koffee, Konshens, Latto, Lady Gaga, Lil, U*i Vert, Lizzo, Major Lazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Metro Boomin, Missy Elliott, Myke Towers, Nelly, NLE Choppa, Nicki Minaj, Outkast, Ozuna, Peso Pluma, Pitbull, Popcaan, Post Malone, Rauw Alejandro, Rema, Rihanna, Rosalia, Sabrina Carpenter, Saweetie, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Sexyy Red, Shakira, Tems, Tiesto, Timbaland, Tommy Richman, T-Pain, Usher, Vybz Kartel, The Weeknd, Wisin & Yandel, YG, Wizkid, Young Miko, Young M.A
Be wild. Be humble. Come as you are.
Saturday, August 15, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM
21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover

We're looking for somebody to pick up both nights in the nightclub but be able to flex to point or service bar during di...
08/10/2026

We're looking for somebody to pick up both nights in the nightclub but be able to flex to point or service bar during dinner if needed. If you've been here you know how busy it gets and what we do. If you haven't it's probably worth looking into before reaching out. The nightclub can be relentless and demanding and the music can get repetitive because it's not meant for every week consumption. If you're working it then it just becomes part of the deal. The crowds are mixed and diverse and sometimes challenging but so are most things that are worth d**g. We run a pretty tight crew here and fit matters. As far as bar knowledge goes we're not looking for you to read the Volstead Act and understand how it changed spirit production in America but we do kind of want you to know where the Naked and Famous is from. We think anyone can bartend and anyone with the right demeanor can be a good bartender. It's a gamble having to invest in training somebody that doesn't have a ton of experience but we would train the right person. That being said, there is never enough time as it as, so don't waste our time and we won't waste yours. If you've read all this and feel like this is somewhere you want to be let's talk about it. - Ts

Friday, August 14, 202610:00PM-2:00AM, 21+, $5-7 Sliding CoverJackson 5 vs Michael Jackson, Drake vs Degrassi Drake,50 C...
08/10/2026

Friday, August 14, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM, 21+, $5-7 Sliding Cover
Jackson 5 vs Michael Jackson, Drake vs Degrassi Drake,
50 Cent vs Vitamin Water, Ace of Base, Britney & Christina, Mario singing Biz, Run's House, Beyonce and Rihanna, Cardi and Nicki before she lost her damn mind, Missy Elliott & Lauryn Hill, Pac & Biggie, Blurred Lines and Daft Punk with or without Pharrell, Dookie vs American Idiot, No Diggity, Don Omar to Daddy Yankee to Bad Bunny, Eve into Central Cee, Usher & T-Pain, Khia VS Saweetie, Snoop & Dre, Aaliyah, Azelia Banks, The Black Eyed Peas vs solo Fergie, Big Pun, Big Sean, Chris Brown, Megan Thee Stallion vs Ginuwine, La Roux, Daft Punk, DMX, Jay & Kanye, Kid Cudi, Destiny's Child & The Spice Girls, The Knife, GloRilla vs Gorillaz, Far East Movement, Jason Derulo, No Doubt vs Gwen Stefani, Pink, Nelly, Lil Wayne, Lil John & The Ying Yang Twins, The Black Eyed Peas, Charlie XCX, Madonna, Salt-N-Pepa, TLC, always Outkast, Pitbull, Saweetie & Doja Cat, Sublime, You're an All-STAR maybe, The Beastie Boys vs The Beastie Boys,J-Lo, Azelia Banks vs Herself, Madonna & Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Timbaland, Dave Guetta, Bebe Rexha, C&C Sweat Factory, Backstreet vs N-Sync, Justin Timberlake, Prince and the artist formally known as Prince, Dancing on my own, Kendrick winning the war, Zedd into John Summit. Smells like Teen Spirit.
Be wild. Be humble. Come as you are.

Shine on, burnout, glow forever. This party is still open format and will definitely have some throwbacks to brat summer...
08/05/2026

Shine on, burnout, glow forever. This party is still open format and will definitely have some throwbacks to brat summer 2024 but we'll also be lacing in cuts from Music,Fashion,Film and Summer 2026 Vibes from "Dai Dai" to "Stupid Song" to " Pop That Thing" "E85" "Stateside" and "Tonto." and maybe some healthy era Arianna.
Other Music by but not limited to:
21 Savage, Aaliyah, Anuel AA, Arianna Grande, Asake, Bad Bunny, Big Sean, The Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars, Bryson Tiller, Burna Boy, Cardi B, Central Cee, Chappell Roan, CharliXCX, Chris Brown, Ciara, Coi Leray, Daddy Yankee, Daft Punk, Dave Guetta, Davido, Destiny's Child, Doechii, Doja Cat, Don Omar, Drake, Dua Lipa, Farruko, Feid, Fireboy DML, Flo-rida, Floyymenor, Frank Ocean, Eminem, El Alfa, Future, GloRilla, Gyptian, Harry Styles, Ice Spice, Ivy Queen, Jay & Kanye, J Balvin, Jack Harlow, James Hype, Jason Derulo, Jeremih, Jung Kook, Justin Bieber, Karol G, former astronaut Katy Perry, Kendrick Lamar, Koffee, Konshens, Lady Gaga, Lil, U*i Vert, Lizzo, Major Lazer, Megan Thee Stallion, Metro Boomin, Missy Elliott, Myke Towers, Nelly, NLE Choppa, Nicki Minaj, Outkast, Ozuna, Peso Pluma, Pitbull, Playboi Carti, Popcaan, Post Malone, Rauw Alejandro, Rema, Rihanna, Rosalia, Sabrina Carpenter, Saweetie, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Sexyy Red, Shakira, SZA, Tems, Tiesto, Timbaland, Tommy Richman, Travis Scott, Tyla, T-Pain, Usher, Vybz Kartel, The Weeknd, Wisin & Yandel, YG, Wizkid, Young Miko, Young M.A
Be wild. Be humble. Come as you are. TGIF
Saturday, August 8, 2026
10:00PM-2:00AM
21+, $5-7 Cover

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150 Main Street L2
Northampton, MA
01060

Opening Hours

Wednesday 5pm - 10pm
Thursday 5pm - 10pm
Friday 5pm - 9pm
10pm - 2am
Saturday 5pm - 9pm
10pm - 2am

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