09/04/2026
๐จ๐ฉ FRIDAY EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT ๐ฉ๐จ
We regret to inform you that The Bakery is currently experiencing an EXTREME abundance of deliciousness.
Thoughts and prayers are appreciated. ๐
Weโve got:
๐ฉ DONUTS โ because apparently eating a salad for breakfast is frowned upon here.
๐ฅ Pastries โ flaky, delicious, and absolutely not sharing-sized.
๐ช Cookies โ cheaper than therapy.
๐ง Cranberry Walnut Muffins
๐ Apple Cinnamon Muffins
๐ฐ TWO white cakes with white frosting just sitting there waiting for somebody to make a questionable Friday decision.
๐ Apple Spice Bars
๐ Pumpkin Whoopie Pies
๐ Apple Spice Whoopie Pies
ANDDDDโฆ.
๐ฅคโ SIP HAPPENS IS HERE TODAY!!
So basically, you can show up, grab a drink, buy a donut, accidentally buy six more things, and leave wondering how you spent that much money before 9 AM. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
It's fine.
โจ You worked hard this week.
โจ The kids probably stressed you out.
โจ Your coworkers probably stressed you out.
โจ Life probably stressed you out.
EAT. THE. DONUT. ๐ฉ๐
And do us a favor โ SMASH THAT SHARE BUTTON! ๐ฒโค๏ธ
Because if you're going to ruin your diet, you should probably drag a few friends down with you. ๐คฃ
Come see us! ๐๐ฉโ
The Bakery โ worth the trip. Every time.