Taso Italiano

09/21/2026

🚨 CLOSED AGAIN TODAY… WE’RE BUSY RAISING THE STEAKS. 🥩😂

They’re currently aging in-house, resting peacefully, and completely unaware that Tuesday is their last day on Earth. 💀🔥

USDA Prime Ribeye • $49.95

Tuesday, we fire up the grill and the ribeyes start disappearing faster than our staff when someone says “side work.” 😂🥩

COME HUNGRY. WE’VE ALREADY WARNED THE COWS.

09/20/2026

🥩 GET EXCITED FOR THIS WEEK!

18–20 OZ, AGED IN HOUSE, AND SKILLET SEARED, “PRIME” RIBEYE — ONLY $49.95! 🔥

Choose Marsala or Peppercorn Sauce.

A “Prime” ribeye this good, skillet-seared and aged in-house, for $49.95?! You’ll be hard-pressed to find a better deal around! 🤌🥩

Limited supply — get it while it lasts!

09/19/2026

👀 LOOK WHO’S BACK… AGAIN TODAY! 😂

Apparently you guys didn’t get enough yesterday, so we brought it back for another round! 🍝🔥

But don’t get too comfortable… when it’s gone, it’s GONE.
And crying in the parking lot will not bring it back. 😂🇮🇹

09/18/2026

🚨 YOU ONLY HAVE TODAY & TOMORROW TO GET YOUR TASO FIX! 🇮🇹🍝

Then the kitchen goes quiet until Tuesday… so don’t spend the weekend regretting the pasta you didn’t eat. 😂

Because by Sunday, your choices are leftovers, disappointment, or pretending cereal counts as dinner. 🤌😂

Come hungry. Leave happy. Your weekend depends on it. 🍝🍷

09/18/2026

🔥 PORK OSSO BUCO IS BACK! 🔥

Slow-braised, fall-off-the-bone Pork Osso Buco over Linguine, finished with our rich, savory gravy. 🇮🇹🍝

⚠️ LIMITED QUANTITIES — AND THEY SELL FAST!
Get yours before we’re saying, “Sorry, we’re sold out!” 😏

09/17/2026

09/17/2026

🍹 THIRSTY THURSDAY — because apparently drinking at work is “unprofessional.” 🙄😂

So clock out and come do it with us instead. 🤌🍷

Happy Hour 4–6 PM:
🍺 2-for-1 domestic beers
🍷 2-for-1 house w**es
🍸 2-for-1 well drinks

Come for dinner. Stay for another drink. Then stare at the dessert menu like you didn’t already know you were getting tiramisu. 😂

🇮🇹 Taso Italiano — where your glass stays full and your diet minds its own damn business.

09/16/2026

Happy Hump Day! 🐪🍝

You’ve officially made it halfway through the week… which means cooking dinner is now considered an unreasonable request. 😂

Come see us at Taso Italiano tonight—our made-from-scratch kitchen is ready, the w**e is pouring, and the only dishes you should be doing are deciding what to order. 🍷🇮🇹

09/15/2026

If you’ve opened the fridge 6 times hoping a lasagna magically appeared… this is your intervention. 😂🍝

We’re back at Taso Italiano with our made-from-scratch kitchen fired up and ready! 🇮🇹🔥
Come hungry—we’ll do the cooking AND the dishes. 😂