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Bywater Smash Burgers & Land Hippos Bakery Bywater Smash Burgers and Land Hippos Bakery
Pop ups and catering for every occasion. Treat yourself to homemade, delightful baked goods for people and pets.

At Land Hippos Bakery, we dont just bake, we craft unique moments for everyone you love. Pearl: Defender of the robot vacuum Mrs Doubtfire. Dislikes late breakfast. Likes baths, sunbathing, and pool time.

​Ellie: The fun police. Dislikes baths. Likes strolling about the French Quarter saying hi to her friends.
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Toast: The ultimate couch potato. Dislikes nail trims. Likes leading the walk to the Bywater Bakery for bacon. Waldorf: Wants to show you all his toys and play tug. Dislikes turning his ears on when it's time to come inside. Likes pretending to be a panda hiding in the bamboo.

TODAY AT J&J’S! We’re popping up today with a classic lineup of good things:Classic Smash Burger Mushroom & Swiss Smash...
09/26/2026

TODAY AT J&J’S! We’re popping up today with a classic lineup of good things:
Classic Smash Burger
Mushroom & Swiss Smash
Campfire S’more Brownie

Today | 11AM – till sold out
J&J’s Sports Lounge

09/26/2026

TOMORROW AT J&J’S

Reminder: we’re popping up tomorrow at J&J’s Sports Lounge with our Special Classic Double Smash Burger.

Two smashed beef patties, sweet griddled onions, melted American cheese, and classic smash burger goodness on a steamed potato bun.

Saturday | 11 AM – till sold out | J&J’s Sports Lounge

Saturday is almost here!Bywater Smash Burgers are back at J&J’s Sports Lounge from 11 AM to 4 PM.This week’s special: Mu...
09/22/2026

Saturday is almost here!

Bywater Smash Burgers are back at J&J’s Sports Lounge from 11 AM to 4 PM.

This week’s special: Mushroom & Swiss Smash 🍄🧀🍔

Come hungry and see you in the Bywater!

09/18/2026

Happy National Cheeseburger Day! 🍔

What better way to celebrate than with a reminder that Bywater Smash Burgers are BACK!
J&J’s Sports Lounge
Saturday, September 26
11 AM to 4 PM
Save the date and come hungry!

09/17/2026

BYWATER SMASH BURGERS ARE BACK!

After a little summer break, we’re firing up the grill again Saturday, September 26 at J&J’s Sports Lounge for lunch from 11 AM to 4 PM.

Save the date. We’ve missed you!

We’re bringing back all your favorites, plus maybe a few surprises.

What smash burger have you missed?

Tell your friends, come hungry, and we’ll see you in the Bywater at the best neighborhood bar!

07/14/2026

🥗 Lettuce can kill you right now. Cookies would never do you that dirty. 🍪

🎄✨ Christmas in July is happening today! ✨🎄Come celebrate with Land Hippos Bakery at our pop-up at Saturn Bar from 1:00 ...
07/12/2026

🎄✨ Christmas in July is happening today! ✨🎄

Come celebrate with Land Hippos Bakery at our pop-up at Saturn Bar from 1:00 PM until we're sold out!

Stop by for fresh baked treats, festive flavors, and a little holiday cheer in the middle of summer. 🎅🍪☀️

📍 Saturn Bar
🕐 Today, 1:00 PM

We can't wait to see you there! ❤️

07/11/2026

🎄 Christmas in July at Saturn Bar! 🎄
Come beat the summer heat with some holiday cheer!

🗓 Sunday, 1-5 PM
📍 Saturn Bar

Join me and the Drunk Picasso crew for a festive afternoon! Don your gay apparel and get your photo taken! 📸 Pets welcome 🐶🐱🌲

Sweet treats on the menu:
🍪 Peppermint Oreo Whoopie Pies
🍪 DIY Christmas Sugar Cookie Kits
🍪 Gingerbread Banana Cream Pudding Parfait

(I gotta stop having fun ideas…)

Smash burger with “fish and chips” … get it?!
06/27/2026

Smash burger with “fish and chips” … get it?!

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