Crooked Goat Kitchen & Bar

08/29/2026

To our regulars and neighbors — we found out late (like, way too late) about street closures happening today, Saturday 8/29, for a city event. Because of that, The Crooked Goat will be closed until 6 PM tomorrow. This wasn’t our call and we’re not thrilled about it either, but we didn’t want you showing up to a locked door. We’ll be open and pouring by 6 — thanks for understanding.”

08/27/2026

08/27/2026

Specials are here !!

Word has it we will have a special visitor ???

Come get some plus we have at 7:00

FAJITA CHICKEN JALAPEÑO POPPER CASSEROLE
Roasted Jalapeños / Fajita Chicken / Queso Sauce / Cream Cheese / Bacon Bits / Ranch

JUS THE TWO OF US
Sliced Roast Turkey / Bacon / Caramelized Onions / Gruyère Cheese / Horseradish-Dijon Sauce / French Roll / Turkey Jus

SOUTHERN LASAGNA
Smoked Brisket / House Cheese Sauce / Caramelized Onions / BBQ

MAHI VERACRUZ-ISH
Pan Roasted Mahi-Mahi / Chopped Clams / Seafood Tomato Broth / Poblano Peppers / Red Onions / Green Olives / Capers / Grilled Bread

WEEKLY “CUTLET”

WOK THIS WAY
Crispy Cutlet / Garlic-Soy Glaze / Stir Fry Veggies / Scallion Mayo / Crispy Wontons / Texas Toast

08/27/2026

Specials are here !!

Word has it we will have a special visitor ???

Come get some plus we have at 7:30

FAJITA CHICKEN JALAPEÑO POPPER CASSEROLE
Roasted Jalapeños / Fajita Chicken / Queso Sauce / Cream Cheese / Bacon Bits / Ranch

JUS THE TWO OF US
Sliced Roast Turkey / Bacon / Caramelized Onions / Gruyère Cheese / Horseradish-Dijon Sauce / French Roll / Turkey Jus

SOUTHERN LASAGNA
Smoked Brisket / House Cheese Sauce / Caramelized Onions / BBQ

MAHI VERACRUZ-ISH
Pan Roasted Mahi-Mahi / Chopped Clams / Seafood Tomato Broth / Poblano Peppers / Red Onions / Green Olives / Capers / Grilled Bread

WEEKLY “CUTLET”

WOK THIS WAY
Crispy Cutlet / Garlic-Soy Glaze / Stir Fry Veggies / Scallion Mayo / Crispy Wontons / Texas Toast

08/26/2026

This weeks cutlet is here!!

Wok This Way

Fried cutlet, stir fried veggies, garlic-soy glaze, scallion mayo open faced on Texas toast toped with crispy wontons

08/20/2026

BIG SEXY’S TACO ’BOUT IT

Seven Tacos, Zero Regrets

Beef Me Up, Sexy
Seasoned Ground Beef • Queso Sauce • Shredded Lettuce • Pico • Cool Ranch Crema • Crunched Corn Chips
The trashy beautiful taco that knows exactly what it is

Taco Me To Italy
Chopped Fried Cutlet • Torn Mozzarella • Tomato Vinaigrette • Shredded Lettuce
I asked for Italy, they gave me a taco

Braise Anatomy
Slow Braised Pork Belly • Roasted Poblano Jus • Pepper Jack Cheese • Charred Onion • Horseradish-Lime Crema
Braise all night. Gone in three bites.

Thighs Before Guys
Crispy Chicken Thigh • Hot Honey • Avocado Ranch • Shredded Lettuce • Pickled Red Onion
Big Sexy respects a good thigh

Look Mahi!! It’s A Taco
Blackened Mahi • Roasted Corn & Pepper Salsa • Chipotle Aioli
Better than meatloaf

See You Later, Alligator
Cajun Fried Gator • Comeback Sauce • Spicy Chow-Chow • Shredded Lettuce • Pickled Jalapeño
After a while, crocodile

Jackfruit of All Trades
Crispy BBQ Jackfruit • Charred Pineapple Salsa • Pickled Jalapeños
No meat. Still sexy.

08/19/2026

It’s cutlet Wednesday!!!

Today’s special is…

The Alabama Slammer
Fried cutlet / American cheese / Alabama BBQ / bacon / lettuce / tomato on french bread.

As always while they last.

08/13/2026

Ian Biggs tonight!