10/14/2026
Ever wanted your own place on the river? If you’re a dreamer AND a doer, this might be your opportunity! 🌴🌊
While The Grouchy Goose property is currently listed for traditional sale, we’re also exploring alternative paths to ownership. This could be an ideal opportunity for the right individual or group to acquire a unique, multi-use riverfront property, along with the existing Grouchy Goose business if desired.
Beyond the potential for expanded business operations or entirely new concepts, the property could make an amazing private riverfront residence, family compound, or development opportunity.
For the right party, we’re open to creative acquisition arrangements, including opportunities to acquire majority ownership or purchase the property directly, potentially taking advantage of our existing favorable financing. All arrangements would be subject to lender approval and mutually agreeable terms.
After a couple of great years on the Guadalupe, we’re getting ready to return to the sailing life while keeping another property on River Road as our home base. We’d love to see someone with their own vision, and the ability to make it happen, take advantage of everything this property has to offer.
If you have genuine interest, access to investment capital, and the ability to move forward, send us a DM. We’re happy to discuss possibilities privately with serious interested parties.
Sometimes the right opportunity just needs the right person to make it happen! ⛵
P.S. We’re open and operating as usual—come see us this weekend! 🍻