The Grouchy Goose

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The Grouchy Goose Escape to The Grouchy Goose, a serene beer and wine garden nestled under majestic pecan trees along the Guadalupe River's picturesque banks.

Surrounded by towering bald cypress and sycamore trees, and with a stunning 400 ft limestone cliff as our backdrop

10/14/2026

Ever wanted your own place on the river? If you’re a dreamer AND a doer, this might be your opportunity! 🌴🌊

While The Grouchy Goose property is currently listed for traditional sale, we’re also exploring alternative paths to ownership. This could be an ideal opportunity for the right individual or group to acquire a unique, multi-use riverfront property, along with the existing Grouchy Goose business if desired.

Beyond the potential for expanded business operations or entirely new concepts, the property could make an amazing private riverfront residence, family compound, or development opportunity.

For the right party, we’re open to creative acquisition arrangements, including opportunities to acquire majority ownership or purchase the property directly, potentially taking advantage of our existing favorable financing. All arrangements would be subject to lender approval and mutually agreeable terms.

After a couple of great years on the Guadalupe, we’re getting ready to return to the sailing life while keeping another property on River Road as our home base. We’d love to see someone with their own vision, and the ability to make it happen, take advantage of everything this property has to offer.

If you have genuine interest, access to investment capital, and the ability to move forward, send us a DM. We’re happy to discuss possibilities privately with serious interested parties.

Sometimes the right opportunity just needs the right person to make it happen! ⛵

P.S. We’re open and operating as usual—come see us this weekend! 🍻

10/11/2026

10/04/2026

The Goose is still a little wet today but the Tan Turtle still gives you an excuse to drive River Road. Tan Turtle 8515 River Road

10/03/2026

It’s still a little wet at the Goose, but the RIVER and RIVER ROAD are beautiful after the storms! 🌊🌿

So take a drive down River Road this afternoon and stop by the Tan Turtle Tavern at 8515 River Road. 🐢🍻

Turtle opens at 5PM!

09/26/2026

The weather is beautiful, wish you were here☀️🕶️💦🦆🐟

09/20/2026

See the at the Goose .Open at 1pm

Address

8400 River Road
New Braunfels, TX
78132

Opening Hours

Saturday 12:30pm - 7pm
Sunday 1pm - 6:30pm

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