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Crit & Crumble Crit & Crumble is where fantasy meets flavor and chaos is always on the menu. We make lots of sweet treats that are so not the everyday!

We are a cafe that blends tabletop nerd culture with over-the-top ideas for food, drinks and treats. So if you're looking for an out of the box treat to celebrate, or just because your sweet tooth is calling...You've come to the right place!

Fresh baked cookies hitting the case! $1.50 a pc. That leaves one important question. Can I eat that cookie??
08/22/2026

Fresh baked cookies hitting the case! $1.50 a pc.

That leaves one important question.

Can I eat that cookie??

🎲 YOUR PARTY HAS ENTERED THE TAVERN…The DM looks over the screen.“You’re hungry. Like… disadvantage-on-every-roll hungry...
08/22/2026

🎲 YOUR PARTY HAS ENTERED THE TAVERN…

The DM looks over the screen.

“You’re hungry. Like… disadvantage-on-every-roll hungry. What do you do?”

Obviously, you check the menu. 🧙‍♂️

🥪 Hot Sammies — restore lost HP
🍕 Pizza — +5 to Happiness
🥔 Gnocchi Bowls — grants the Cozy & Full status effect
🍪 Cookies — pocket-sized provisions for your next adventure
🧁 Cupcakes — because every good campaign needs a little treasure
✨ And plenty more

But beware…

The ancient prophecy states that entering for “just lunch” and leaving with a cookie or cupcake is extremely likely.

We recommend you stop fighting destiny. 😂

Grab your adventuring party and come roll for lunch — and maybe something sweet for the road. ⚔️🍪🧁

E'llo fellow Muscatinians, You nearly sold us out of the cupcake spread from yesterday! So we restocked with some new fl...
08/22/2026

E'llo fellow Muscatinians,

You nearly sold us out of the cupcake spread from yesterday! So we restocked with some new flavors and more of the favorites!

Pair the a sweet or lunch with our Enchanted drinks! Ask us for suggestions! We gotchu!

Case just got cupcaked. Get your fri-yay on!
08/21/2026

Case just got cupcaked. Get your fri-yay on!

🐉 ROLL FOR LUNCH. 🎲Your party has been traveling since breakfast, and the dreaded Hunger Condition has officially kicked...
08/21/2026

🐉 ROLL FOR LUNCH. 🎲

Your party has been traveling since breakfast, and the dreaded Hunger Condition has officially kicked in.

The Tavern Keeper offers the following provisions:

🥪 Hot Sammie of Sustenance — restores 4d6 HP
🍕 Pizza of Greater Happiness — advantage on all afternoon morale checks
🥔 Gnocchi Bowl of Carb Loading — +5 Constitution, -2 desire to return to work
🔥 Assorted Deliciousness — roll on the menu table and see where fate takes you

DM: “You enter the tavern. The smell of hot food fills the room. What do you do?”

Entire party: “WE ORDER LUNCH.”

No perception check required. No saving throw necessary.

Just gather your party, grab some grub, and may your lunch roll be a Natural 20. 🎲⚔️

🎮 NEW SIDE QUEST UNLOCKED: ACQUIRE LUNCHMission: Find something ridiculously delicious.Reward: +100 HP and a dramaticall...
08/20/2026

🎮 NEW SIDE QUEST UNLOCKED: ACQUIRE LUNCH

Mission: Find something ridiculously delicious.
Reward: +100 HP and a dramatically improved afternoon.

Available inventory:
🥪 Hot sammies — legendary comfort item
🍕 Pizza — restores morale instantly
🥔 Gnocchi bowls — +25 carb power
🔥 And more secret menu loot

⚠️ WARNING: Attempting this quest while hangry may increase difficulty.

Grab your party. Follow the smell. Lunch awaits.

🤓 SYSTEM ALERT: HUNGER LEVELS CRITICAL.Recommended fix: LUNCH.Today’s available upgrades include:🥪 Hot sammies — +10 com...
08/19/2026

🤓 SYSTEM ALERT: HUNGER LEVELS CRITICAL.

Recommended fix: LUNCH.

Today’s available upgrades include:
🥪 Hot sammies — +10 comfort
🍕 Pizza — universally compatible
🥔 Gnocchi bowls — carbs operating at peak performance
🔥 And more tasty DLC

Our highly scientific research* confirms that staring into the fridge for 20 minutes does NOT produce lunch.

Come see us instead. We’ve already done the cooking. 🧪🧀

*Research conducted by hungry people with absolutely no credentials.

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🧙‍♂️ YOUR LUNCH QUEST HAS BEEN UPDATED 🍕🥪Objective: Defeat hunger.Difficulty: Embarrassingly easy.Loot available:🔥 Hot s...
08/18/2026

🧙‍♂️ YOUR LUNCH QUEST HAS BEEN UPDATED 🍕🥪

Objective: Defeat hunger.
Difficulty: Embarrassingly easy.
Loot available:
🔥 Hot sammies
🍕 Pizza
🥔 Gnocchi bowls
✨ Plus more delicious side quests

No need to roll for initiative. No complicated skill tree. Just show up hungry and upgrade your lunch stats.

⚔️ Hunger: -100
❤️ Happiness: +50
🧀 Cheese: +999
😴 Productivity after lunch: Results may vary.

Come grab lunch before the rest of the party gets all the good loot. 🎲

A slow Sunday is the best kind of Sunday. ☕Lots of goodies to choose from in the case today and if you are hungry we got...
08/16/2026

A slow Sunday is the best kind of Sunday. ☕

Lots of goodies to choose from in the case today and if you are hungry we got you for that as well! We are open from 12pm until 6pm.

What’s one good thing that happened for you this weekend?
Drop it in the comments below!

08/15/2026

We will open at noon today.

Remis Arcane Exchange will have open play and Commander.

We will bring the cookies! We also suggest the Cajun, it is absolute 🔥

See you soon!

Address

1108 Grandview Ave
Muscatine, IA
52761

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 7pm
Tuesday 9am - 7pm
Wednesday 9am - 7pm
Thursday 9am - 7pm
Friday 9am - 8pm
Saturday 9am - 8pm
Sunday 12pm - 6pm

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