Crit & Crumble

Crit & Crumble Crit N Crumble is where fantasy meets flavor and chaos is always on the menu. We make lots of sweet treats that are so not the everyday!

We are a cafe that blends tabletop nerd culture with over-the-top ideas for food, drinks and treats. So if you're looking for an out of the box treat to celebrate, or just because your sweet tooth is calling...You've come to the right place!

06/09/2026

The remodel project was a total success, the construction modifiers have cleared, and our kitchen guild is officially back into full operation!

The grills are fired up and we are ready to serve your favorite hot food items for the rest of the day.

Thank you all so much for your patience this morning while we upgraded our space.

06/09/2026

Attention adventurers!

Our kitchen guild is busy executing a small remodel project this morning.

While construction is underway, our hot food production is temporarily offline, but as long as everything goes according to plan, we should be back to serving hot food later this afternoon!

In the meantime, you can still stop in to keep your health bar full. Our display case is stocked with your favorite grab-and-go items as per usual, and our active drink modifiers are still live with our Enchanted Tea specials running on all 4 legacy flavors.

Thank you for your patience while we are in this transition for our realm and we will post an update the second the hot kitchen officially reopens.

06/08/2026

NEW LOOT DROP: COOKIE MONSTER COOKIES
A wild, high-tier treat has officially spawned in the bakery case! As you can see, a fresh batch of our vibrant, deep-blue Cookie Monster Cookies are available now.
The Stat Breakdown:
Vibrant Blue Dough: Infused with pure nostalgia.
Double-Chip Fusion: Packed with white chocolate chips and crushed chocolate sandwich cookies for maximum crunch modifiers.
Rally your guild and grab yours before the tray is completely cleared!

Attention adventurers! Get $0.50 OFF either our 32 oz or 42 oz sizes only on these legacy flavors:Sunrise: A bright, mor...
06/06/2026

Attention adventurers!

Get $0.50 OFF either our 32 oz or 42 oz sizes only on these legacy flavors:

Sunrise: A bright, morning-tier stat booster fusing the flavors of strawberry, orange, and banana.

Yuletide: A cozy, nostalgic winter build that oddly doesn’t taste like winter…..crafted with cinnamon, apple, and cranberry.

Strawberry Daiquiri: A crisp, refreshing classic blending strawberry and lemon lime.

Starfruit: A high-vibrancy tropical elixir channeling apple, lemon, and mango.

⚠️CRITICAL NOTE⚠️
This legendary discount is valid ONLY while supplies last and only these flavors. Once these active ingredients are gone, these flavors are officially heading into the vault to make room for new ones.
(Pictured below is the Yuletide)

A MYSTERY ENCOUNTER APPROACHES….Take a close look at ⁠⁠what our artisan Maddox is deep in the kitchen prepping. A high-l...
06/06/2026

A MYSTERY ENCOUNTER APPROACHES….

Take a close look at ⁠⁠what our artisan Maddox is deep in the kitchen prepping. A high-level crafting check on an ultra-vibrant recipe.

Maddox is cooking up something absolutely elite for the display case, but you'll have to wait a few days to see the final form. He isn't letting us reveal the official item stats, but we can drop three cryptic clues for the guild to chew on:

1-The Trait: The inspiration behind this treat is known for being utterly chaotic when it encounters its favorite resource.

2-The Cry: The signature battle cry is famously non-verbal, frantic, and repeated. (No script required for this boss fight).

3-The Habit: This character has zero interest in targeting human players—it only hoards and destroys baked goods.

Drop your best theories below and let’s see who can guess what he is building.

If your inventory is running low and your stamina bar is blinking, here is the full loot list available right now:Mango ...
06/05/2026

If your inventory is running low and your stamina bar is blinking, here is the full loot list available right now:

Mango Coconut Maple Cheesecake: A premium, velvety cheesecake build topped with silky mango buttercream, toasted coconut, and a rich maple drizzle. It’s a tropical-meets-autumn crossover event you didn’t know you needed.

Mango Cherry Cheesecake: Our classic cheesecake base upgraded with a bright mango buttercream and finished with sweet cherries.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Brownies: High-tier, fudgy brownies packed with heavy peanut butter armor. Guaranteed to hit with a critical modifier if you love chocolate and peanut butter.

KBOP’s: The legendary, fan-favorite, creamy frosted filled oatmeal cream pie cookies are fully stocked and ready to go.

Rainbow Colored Cake Slices: A vibrant, multi-layered visual flex that tastes even better than it looks. Bring some color to your party’s inventory.

Cherry Magic Bars: Layers of graham crust, sweet coconut, chocolate chips, and cherries baked into a magical, chewy bar.

Mini Cookie Cups: Elite-tier bite-sized cookies, available in Chocolate Chip or Confetti Sprinkles. Perfect for sharing (or hoarding for yourself, we don’t judge).

Meet the Almond Mango Orchid Cupcake! Here is the breakdown of this legendary recipe:The Base: A rich, perfectly baked a...
06/04/2026

Meet the Almond Mango Orchid Cupcake!

Here is the breakdown of this legendary recipe:

The Base: A rich, perfectly baked almond cupcake that gives you a solid foundation of flavor.

The Frosting: A massive buff of silky, vibrant mango buttercream that tastes like pure summer sunshine.

The Toppings: Encased in a crunchy armor of toasted coconut and shaved almond slivers for maximum texture.

The Final Touch: Topped with a stunning, fresh, 100% EDIBLE real orchid to elevate your aesthetic stats to a permanent +10. (And yes, you can actually eat the flower!)

This is an elite-tier treat that looks just as incredible as it tastes. Don't let someone else clean out the inventory before you get here!

Need a mid-week stamina boost???The case is fully stocked with high-tier rewards.Cherry Cheesecake Cups:Stacked up with ...
06/03/2026

Need a mid-week stamina boost???
The case is fully stocked with high-tier rewards.

Cherry Cheesecake Cups:
Stacked up with brownies bites, cheesecake, cherries, mini chocolate chips, and a chocolate frosting swirl.

Goblin Sushi: Fully restocked and ready to claim.

Loaded Energy Drinks: The ultimate haste buff to power through your day. (The one pictured is called the double pink drink, has a can of pink lemonade added for that extra pack of flavor)

SAVORY METAS:
We're also slinging hot sandwiches and pizzas fresh to order.
Stop by, grab your loot, and skip the cooking phase today! 😉

Your next quest reward shouldn’t be gold… it should be buttercream. 🧁✨Whether you're celebrating a birthday, hosting a p...
06/03/2026

Your next quest reward shouldn’t be gold… it should be buttercream. 🧁✨

Whether you're celebrating a birthday, hosting a party, or just need a little edible magic, we craft desserts that are anything but ordinary.

From custom cakes to cupcakes and cookies, every order is built to match your theme—fantasy, fandom, or completely original.

No templates. No shortcuts. Just made-from-scratch creations designed for your party.

📩 Send us your idea and let’s turn it into something delicious.

Our hearts are completely broken today. Yesterday, our community experienced an unimaginable tragedy that took the lives...
06/02/2026

Our hearts are completely broken today. Yesterday, our community experienced an unimaginable tragedy that took the lives of seven individuals, including two innocent children and two dedicated Muscatine School District employees. There are no words that can properly hold the weight of this grief. Our deepest, most heartfelt prayers and condolences go out to the families, friends, and everyone affected by this senseless loss.
When a tragedy this heavy hits home, the only thing we can do is hold onto each other.
Tonight, let’s come together as a community to honor the precious lives we lost, support the survivors, and lean on one another.
There will be a community vigil held tonight at 7:00 PM at the Muscatine High School Stadium.
Please come out, bring your loved ones, and let's stand together in the dark to bring a little bit of light to the families who need it most.
We love you, Muscatine. Stay close, stay strong, and let's take care of each other.

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1108 Grandview Avenue
Muscatine, IA
52761

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Monday 9am - 7pm
Tuesday 9am - 7pm
Wednesday 9am - 7pm
Thursday 9am - 7pm
Friday 9am - 8pm
Saturday 9am - 8pm
Sunday 12pm - 6pm

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