Turtle Cove Restaurant & Lounge

08/22/2026

Reba is in the house!! KARAOKE TONIGHT!!

08/21/2026

😂 FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIALS 😂
🚨 WARNING: Our food may cause sudden happiness, full bellies & “I’ll be back tomorrow!” 🚨

🦀 THE MAIN CHARACTERS
🦀 Crab Cakes — dressed to impress and ready for the weekend!
🐚 Scallops — fancy enough to make you feel important.
🐟 Catfish — because Friday without catfish is just Thursday with better marketing.
🍝 Baked Ziti — cheesy, saucy & minding its own business.
🍝 Spaghetti — twirling its way straight into your heart.
🧀 Baked Mac & Cheese — the real VIP. Everybody’s favorite.

🥘 THE SUPPORTING CAST
🫘 Lima Beans — don’t judge them till you try them!
🫛 Field Peas — small but mighty.
🥒 Squash Casserole — vegetables pretending to be comfort food.
🥬 Turnips — bringing that
good ol’ Southern attitude!

🔥 COME GET YOUR PLATE BEFORE SOMEBODY’S AUNTIE CLEANS US OUT! 😂
FRIDAY NIGHT: Because cooking at home is overrated. 🍽️😋

08/21/2026

Second Helping is in the house this Friday Night!!!

08/20/2026

Announcement 📣 😢Unfortunately Collins (our pool maintenance company) has requested that we close the pool 8-21-26 until 8-28-26. We are waiting on a part to come in for a repair. This unfortunately was not something we had planned on, however we all know how things can happen that are out of our control. We apologize for any inconvenience or frustration this may cause. We will be looking at extending the pool season.

08/20/2026

08/20/2026

Thursday Night vibes with Chad Long

08/19/2026

MEATLOAF: The ultimate culinary mystery meat. It’s basically what happens when ground beef goes to a corporate-casual seminar and puts on a loaf pan. Guaranteed to come with enough ketchup on top to trigger a crime scene investigation.

BBQ Sandwich: The absolute gold standard of lunch meetings where you immediately regret wearing a white shirt. If it doesn't drip down your forearm and onto your shoes, it’s not real barbecue.

Country Fried Steak: Proof that in the South, we look at a piece of tough shoe leather and say, "I bet if we beat this with a hammer, dip it in flour, and drown it in glue-thick gravy, it’ll cure our depression." (And reader: it does.)

Butter Peas: For when regular peas just aren't heavy enough, so we decided to drown them in a dairy swimming pool until they surrender.

Cabbage: The vegetable equivalent of a long, boring conversation with your uncle at Thanksgiving. It's mostly here to make you feel virtuous before you eat your body weight in starches.

Squash Casserole: A vegetable masquerading as a dessert topping. It’s 10% squash, 40% butter, and 50% crushed Ritz crackers held together by pure southern guilt and cheese.

Au Gratin Potatoes: The fancy French way of saying "drowning potatoes in melted cheese and cream until you forget your own name."

08/19/2026

Wednesday Night .. Poker Night

08/18/2026

Hold onto your bibs and loosen your sweatpants, folks, because Tuesday night at the diner is about to get wild. If these specials were a reality show, it’d be called The Real Housewives of the Deep South: Carb Overload Edition.

🐖 The Heavy Hitters (Main Events)

Roasted Pork Loin: For when you want to feel fancy, like you're attending a Renaissance faire, but you're actually sitting in a vinyl booth under flickering fluorescent lights.

Cuban Sub: The official sandwich of trying to pack an entire Miami vacation into a single bite while dropping pork all down the front of your shirt.

Country Fried Steak: Also known as "Shrouded Mystery Meat." Is it beef? Is it cow? Who cares, it’s submerged in white gravy, which legally counts as its own food group in three states.

Chili Dogs: The ultimate culinary gamble. Delicious going down, a regretful life choice at 3:00 AM. Wear dark colors.

🥘 The Side Show (Carbageddon)

Squash Casserole: Proof that Southerners can take a perfectly healthy vegetable and baptize it in enough cheese, butter, and crushed Ritz crackers to feed a small village.

Cornbread Dressing: Thanksgiving called, and it wants its favorite child back. Nobody questions why this is served in August, and frankly, you shouldn't either.

Black-Eyed Peas: Eat these for good luck and prosperity, or just eat them because they're sitting next to the cornbread and resistance is futile.
Sweet Corn: Freshly harvested corn soaked in butter so rich it should probably pay taxes.

Cabbage: The vegetable equivalent of a designated driver. It’s here to try and balance out the 4,000 calories of cheese and butter you just ingested, though it doesn't stand a chance.