06/03/2026
🚨 ATTENTION FACEBOOK FBI 🚨
We’re looking for these two individuals who recently visited Jen’s Grill and accidentally got confused between “customer” and “collector.”
At some point during their visit, they decided that a few items outside the restaurant would look better at their house than ours. Rather than going through the hassle of going to the store and buying their own, they chose the much more exciting option of becoming the main characters in our security footage.
After their shopping spree, they climbed into what appears to be an older blue Nissan Altima and rode off into the sunset… or at least as far as gas money would allow.
Now, we’re trying to return something that belongs to them:
✨ Accountability. ✨
If you recognize any of these individuals, the vehicle, or know someone who suddenly came into possession of some mysteriously acquired items, we’d appreciate a message. Law enforcement has already been notified.
Please share this post. We’ve seen Facebook identify people based on a blurry reflection in a hubcap and a single shoelace. We have faith in y’all.
And to our Blue Altima Bandits: We’d say “thanks for stopping by,” but technically you never checked out.
