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01/12/2026

I can't believe this fu***ng moron is our President! But what's that tell you about our country? Money CAN buy anything!!!!!!!!!!! BTW Donny, how are the bone spurs? I have a feeling they're much improved.

12/28/2025

Has anyone else noticed that you see Donnie's kids about 95% less on TV and in the news since he was re-elected? Maybe, just maybe, they realize he's gone over the edge. Average age of assisted living resident? 78. Trumps age? 79. His ego dictates his decisions and policies, NOT his love of country!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/28/2025

Watching veterans sucking up to trump makes me want to puke.
Boot licking, D--k sucking a-holes that their fellow military members probably despised.
Anyway, love seeing vets sucking up to a draft dodger!!!!!!!!!!!!
I apologize to the real veterans that understand why they joined and served.

12/13/2025

The one person I truly believe knows more about Donny and his "antics," is related to him, more educated than him (not hard to accomplish), and has no reason not to tell the truth.
His niece, Mary.
Listen to him ramble on about nonsense and then listen to her articulate about why he is, how he is....
She is very perceptive. Not vindictive.
That explains to me how a child-man bully became President of our country.
And now, true or not, I don't know,
that a significant number of people that voted for him regret it. some a lot more than others

12/18/2022

K folks, this will be my last joke for a while. A middle-aged woman waking from surgery sees God standing at the foot of her bed.
She says oh no, is this it?
God says oh no, I was just checking on you. You have another good 30 years here on earth.
She is ecstatic. So much so, that since she's already in the hospital, she schedules cosmetic surgery for the next day or 2. Nose job, face lift, the whole works. She even has a hairdresser come in and dye her hair back to the original color.
She feels and looks like a million bucks.
She leaves the hospital and is walking across the street to get her car and BAM! she gets hit by a truck.
The next thing she knows she is in heaven.
She seeks God out and asks him, you said I had another 30 years down there. What happened?
God replies, "Yeah sorry about that, I didn't recognize you."

12/15/2022

Silly joke of the day...
Guy calls his boss and tells him he won't be in to work today.
What's wrong the boss asks.
I have temporary a**l glaucoma.
What the hell is that?
The man replies, "I just can't see my ass coming in there today."

12/14/2022

OK, time for a joke.
The government wants to build a long pipeline but some of it has to run through a reservation, which the gov't doesn't have eminent domain over. Any action has to be approved by the tribal chief of reservation.
The government picks a well-known scam artist of a Senator to go and meet with the Chief. The Senator explains the situation, and the Chief says he may be able to help if the government can help out with 3 big problems they have on the reservation.
OK, I think we can work things out. "What's the first problem?" the Sen. asks. The Chief says that their water purifying system is going out and they will not have fresh water pretty soon.
The Sen. takes a step or 2 away and gets on his cell phone. The Chief can hear him barking out orders and after a minute or 2 he hangs up and tells the Chief that he will hace a brand-new system in place by the end of the week.
What's the other problem? The Chief says we have no medical facilities here and the closest one is 80 miles away. The Sen. again takes a step or 2 away, gets on his cell phone and starts barking out orders. After a minute or 2 he tells the chief, within the week start on a new medical facility with medical staff will begin.
The Sen. says I think you are ready to sign the papers now, and remembers he had 3 problems. Oh, by the way what's your third problem?
The Chief responds "We don't get cell phone service out here."

11/28/2022

I like looking back at my old posts and reminiscing and seeing the comments that people make,
The post I was looking at last night was the one about being in the Army after getting kicked out of 2 high schools and AN "ALTERNATIVE" high school.
My drill instructor, about the 4th or 5th day of boot camp, summoned me over to the CQ, Charge of Quarters. I thought for sure he was gonna say you're outta here, what he did say was "do you think I don't know what you're all about?
I was more than a bit confused.
After that 15- or 20-minute session I returned to the barracks and 8 weeks later l ended up being in the top tier of my BCT company.
My friend Karen commented, "I can't imagine what he said to you."
What he said to me was more painful than any physical hardship I had to endure.
What Sergeant Graves said to me that night was, "I bet your parents, especially your dad is really proud of you."
I knew then that I was going to make it. I had never ever considered how my parents had felt about my antics and silliness. I
will forever remember the look on my dads face when he met me at O'hare airport, and I was all decked out in my dress greens. Finally, he could be proud of me. It took a while, but, hey I'm a slow learner.

11/12/2022

To all of my fellow Veterans, thank you for your service. And to all of those who support and thank us ... Thank YOU!
I always say I needed the Army more than they needed me but those 3 years taught me so much more than just military training. Hard to explain, but so glad I "toughed it out." Thank you again.

10/15/2022

Can we have a drum roll please?
The answer to my question ...
As i said in my post I got it asked more after I was 45 or so.
Some very good guesses.
I was asked it after I had related one of my antics or exploits to a stranger or a nephew or someone I was just shooting the s**t with.
The question?
Did you REALLY do that?
Unfortunately, the answer was yes.

10/14/2022

Since I rarely leave my apartment anymore and spend way too much time playing and perusing on the internet it's given me time to reflect on my failures and few successes I have had in this life.
I started thinking about how many times I got asked a specific question when I would be talking with friends and acquaintances about their lives and my life.
It made my night when I thought, damn, maybe I should be more grateful for how many great people I have met over the course of my life.
Anyway, I'm "straying" as usual.
Just for fun, I would love to see how many of my friends could guess what the question was. I am guessing I have been asked it over 500 times since I've been 45.
I will give you 3 hints.
Most people that have known me over 15 or 20 years rarely ask it.
My nephews have probably asked it more than anyone else.
And I would guess 99% of the time I answer it truthfully.
I hope someone responds besides my "haters."
Like I said just for fun, hope to hear from you. I will post tomorrow if anyone guesses.

10/12/2022

I was watching a war movie earlier and later I was thinking about the camaraderie you establish with the people you served with especially after training and you get to your permanent duty station. Besides the ones that came from large metro areas, most came from smaller rural areas and small to medium sized towns.
My best "bud" in the service was from Butte, Montana.
Other comrades were from....
Joplin, Mo..
Woonsocket R.I.,
Broken Arrow, OK., and on and on.
I think I became best friends with Rob, my bud from Butte, because when I told him where I was from, Rock Island, he said damn, that must be crazy on the weekends when all those boats and barges show up and all those folks want to get drunk and get rowdy.
I said "WHAT?"
He honestly believed, for whatever reason, that's how s**t happened in Rock Island.
Funny how people perceive things isn't it?

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