The Queen Bean Coffee House

08/26/2026

Comedy Night is always such a strangely bonding experience and an important time to unwind and laugh in the face of so much turmoil in the world. For the next couple hours, we get to laugh and nothing feels more healing than that. ❤️🙏🏽

08/24/2026

Thanks to , we have an exciting week ahead at Queen Bean Coffee & Social House!

Join us for Comedy on Tuesday, a Poetry Slam on Wednesday, an epic Roast Battle on Friday, a Queen Beats DJ event on Saturday and Melodies & Mimosas on Sunday! Comedy, poetry, music, and more! Ticket links are in our bio. Come through and let's have some fun together!

08/17/2026

Open Mic Music Night at is such a community vibe. Harmonica players, guitar players, a ca****la singers and more -- veterans and first timers -- get their chance on the mic to live out their rock star dreams. It's quite a sight to behold.

What an incredibly musical community we live in. Shout out to the local singers and songwriters and the people who love listening. Modesto really is a special place with immense talent. ❤️🎶

08/17/2026

⚠️ ATTENTION AGENTS ⚠️

⚠️ If you have been selected, report to the Queen Bean Coffee & Social House and order the Agent: Activator now. The surgery sweet Mountain Dew: Code Red and deliciously creamy strawberry cold foam will unlock your hidden senses and give you the strength needed to save this world! ⚠️

⚠️ It is also imperative that you get your tickets to see the movie Agent: Strong at the State Theatre on September 20th. Only then will you have completed your mission! These are non-negotiables. ⚠️

⚠️ Act now because Agent: Activator will only be available for a limited time! ⚠️

08/16/2026

Sunday is a fun day to enjoy live, local music at the Queen Bean Coffee & Social House. Join us for Melodies & Mimosas to hear the always wonderful and harmonic Mitchell Dill, and then in the evening it is your turn to step to the mic at our popular Open Mic Music Night! Join us for two free family-friendly events!

Come grab a drink, hear some incredible local music, and spend the day with us, where music is the focus and community is the heart of it all. 🔥❤️🎶

08/16/2026

Modesto is such a weirdly cool place. Shout out to the Modesto Artists Movement for programming so many creative nights-- from film nights to punk rock, comedy, poetry, house parties and more! Join us for a good time. Clown apparel optional.

08/12/2026

08/11/2026

If you are in or around Modesto California tonight (Tuesday), join us for Comedy on the historic 116-year-old Queen Bean porch. This packs out so get here early for a seat or to sign up!

And then on Friday, join us for a ticketed night of Dark Comedy featuring some incredible (and incredibly offensive) performers. This one is definitely not for the sensitive. 18+ Ticket link is in the Queen Bean Coffee & Social House IG page bio. And there should likely be a few seats at the door. 🙏🏽

Join us at the Queen Bean soon! With the support of the Modesto Artists Movement, we are rolling out some unique programming and we look forward to clutching our pearls right alongside you.

08/10/2026

The second and fourth Tuesday of the month is filled with fun and laughter at the QUEEN BEAN Comedy Open Mic hosted by and 209's hardest working comedian (although he's always late and rarely helps put away chairs). 🤷‍♂️

This is a hilarious community event where seasoned professionals and amateurs get their five minutes of fame on the historic QUEEN BEAN porch. Comedians interested in participating should show up by at least 7 PM. Doors open at 6:30 PM and the show starts at 7:30 PM. Join us for a good time.

This is a free event, but some material might not be suitable for young or sensitive ears. Although there is no two drink minimum, we do encourage you to support the venue in any way that you can and please do not bring outside food or drink. Beer, coffee, tea, food, pastries and more are available at QB.

We are looking forward to seeing you soon! 🤣❤️