09/08/2026
Nobody trusts a takeout bag. Not one person. 🍕
You can watch us hand it to you, thank us by name, walk twenty feet, and you are still going to sit in the parking lot and open that bag like it's a treasure chest.
That's fine. We'd do it too. Everything's in there, we promise.
Be honest: do you check the bag before you pull out of the lot, or can you make it all the way home?