DeMasters Of Charcuterie

10/08/2026

🧀🍇 WHO SAYS CHARCUTERIE HAS TO COME ON A BOARD?! 😏

Introducing another way to get your DeMasters fix… CHARCUTERIE CUPS! 🙌🏻

Same delicious DeMasters goodness, just a little more portable!

These little beauties are packed with meats, cheeses, fresh fruits, veggies, and all kinds of goodies! And because we don’t do boring around here, these particular cups even got their own little topper filled with my house-made spinach dip and toasted sourdough! 🤤

✨ Available in both Classic and DeMasters-style options!

Perfect for bridal showers, baby showers, office parties, birthdays, girls’ nights, or really any occasion where you want good food without the hassle of plates and serving utensils!

And just like my boards, we can customize them to fit your event!

10/08/2026

👀🧀 YOU ASKED. WE LISTENED. BUT YOU KNOW WE CAN’T JUST BE NORMAL ABOUT IT. 😂

So many of y’all have been asking when DeMasters is going to offer charcuterie classes, and I’ve been over here trying to figure out how to make that happen.

Because let’s be real… teaching you how to fold salami into a rose is cute and all, but that’s just not really our thing. 💁🏻‍♀️

So what if we did things a little differently?

🥂 A girls’ night out.

🌶️ A build-your-own dip bar featuring DeMasters-inspired flavors, where YOU create your own signature dip.

🧀 A gorgeous table overflowing with our house-smoked meats, cheeses, fresh goodies, and all those little DeMasters extras you know and love.

📦 Your very own charcuterie box that YOU get to build, fill, and take home.

🎶 Music, laughs, a little inappropriate humor, and probably some questionable dip names. 😂

Less cooking class. More girls’ night with a delicious purpose.

We’re tossing around the name “Spread ’Em & Sip” because, well… have you met us? 😏

Nothing official just yet, but I’m seriously considering making this happen!

💕 SO TELL ME… WHO WOULD BE DOWN FOR A NIGHT LIKE THIS?!

Tag your girls, because I want to see who’s ready to get a little cheesy with DeMasters! 🧀🔥

DeMasters of Charcuterie
Charcuterie Made Different.

10/07/2026

Tomorrow is last day to post costume pictures to win A FREE 16OZ PINEAPPLE COWBOY CANDY SIDE PIECE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

🎃👻 SHOW ME YOUR BOOS! 👻🎃
DeMasters Halloween Costume Contest

Okayyyy, I wanna see what y’all were working with LAST Halloween. 😂

Drop a picture in the comments of your costume from last year for a chance to win a whopping 16 OZ container of DeMasters Pineapple Cowboy Candy! 🍍🔥

And I’m not choosing the winner because I absolutely do not need that kind of pressure. 😂 YOU GUYS ARE VOTING!

📸 TO ENTER: Post a photo of your costume from last Halloween in the comments.

❤️ TO VOTE: React to your favorite costume photos! Each reaction counts as a vote.

🎃 ENTRIES CLOSE: Thursday, October 8 at 10 PM
🗳️ VOTING CLOSES: Friday, October 9 at 10 PM

Whoever has the most reactions when voting closes Friday night WINS!

🏆 THE PRIZE:
A big ol’ 16 OZ container of DeMasters Pineapple Cowboy Candy 🍍🌶️

So dig through that camera roll and SHOW ME YOUR BOOS! 👻👇🏻

And yes, ridiculous costumes are highly encouraged. 😂

10/06/2026

☀️🧀 TUESDAY BRUNCH, BECAUSE MONDAY DID TOO MUCH. 😂

I’ve got everything prepped and ready to go, so I’m trying something a little different today and opening up for a few morning/brunch hours!

✨ TODAY’S HOURS:
☀️ 9:30 AM – 12:30 PM
🌙 5:00 PM – 10:00 PM

So if Monday beat you up too, come recover with charcuterie. 😂 Grab a Morning After, a Wakey Wakey, your favorite signature box, Quickie, dawg… whatever gets you through Tuesday. 🧇🧀🔥

Then I’ve gotta shut her down for a few hours before coming back tonight!

🚗 DoorDash
📦 Call/text ahead for pickup
📲 432-269-9440

Brunch on a random Tuesday? Sure. We make our own rules over here. 😂🩷

10/06/2026

🎃👻 SHOW ME YOUR BOOS! 👻🎃
DeMasters Halloween Costume Contest

Okayyyy, I wanna see what y’all were working with LAST Halloween. 😂

Drop a picture in the comments of your costume from last year for a chance to win a whopping 16 OZ container of DeMasters Pineapple Cowboy Candy! 🍍🔥

And I’m not choosing the winner because I absolutely do not need that kind of pressure. 😂 YOU GUYS ARE VOTING!

📸 TO ENTER: Post a photo of your costume from last Halloween in the comments.

❤️ TO VOTE: React to your favorite costume photos! Each reaction counts as a vote.

🎃 ENTRIES CLOSE: Thursday, October 8 at 10 PM
🗳️ VOTING CLOSES: Friday, October 9 at 10 PM

Whoever has the most reactions when voting closes Friday night WINS!

🏆 THE PRIZE:
A big ol’ 16 OZ container of DeMasters Pineapple Cowboy Candy 🍍🌶️

So dig through that camera roll and SHOW ME YOUR BOOS! 👻👇🏻

And yes, ridiculous costumes are highly encouraged. 😂

10/05/2026

🧹 YOUR BROOM IS WAITING FOR YOU. 🌙🖤

And the best part? I’m doing the hard part first. 😂 Your full-size broom will already be built, stained and ready to decorate when you arrive.

Then you get to make it completely yours with dried florals, grasses, ribbons, moons, bells, keys, spooky little treasures and plenty of witchy extras. 🕷️💀🌿

🎬 Practical Magic 2 playing while we create
🧀 Halloween DeMasters Charcuterie Boxes available
📅 October 17 at 6 PM
🎟️ $65 | Only 10 spots available

This is my ONLY DeMasters of Halloween workshop this year, so if you’ve been thinking about it, grab your broom. 🖤

SIGN UP & PAY HERE 🧹⁠

10/05/2026

🚨 DEMASTERS LAST CALL IS DISAPPEARING FAST! 🚨

Y’all have officially knocked out the Morning After, Italian Stallion, Control Freak AND Jalapeño Cilantro Dip. 👏🏻😂

Which means we are down to the FINAL Last Call options and I’m taking orders UNTIL 10 PM TONIGHT!

🤠 West Texas Jerk Off
Small $15 | Large $24
Only enough for 2–3 depending on size!

🥬 Spinach Dip Side Pieces
🍍 Pineapple Cowboy Candy Side Pieces

Add an 8 oz Side Piece to your West Texas Jerk Off for just $3!

10 PM is the cutoff. ⏰
After that, Last Call is officially LAST CALLED. 😂🖤

Call or text me now! 432-269-9440

10/04/2026

🧹🖤 Okay, NOW you can actually picture it…

I’ve been showing you the brooms, but I wanted you to see what YOU will actually have to work with when you make yours.

Think ribbons, lace, burlap, twine, leafy vines, dried florals, pampas grass, moss, bells, beads, keys, moons, stars, celestial charms, little skeletons, bones and plenty of other witchy treasures. 🌙🔑💀

Your full-size broom will already be built and ready for you to decorate. You get to choose your own pieces, your own style and how extra you want to get with it. 😂 No two brooms should come out the same.

🖤 DeMasters of Halloween: Witch’s Broom Workshop
📅 October 17 • 6 PM
🧹 $65 per person
🧀 Halloween Charcuterie Box +$20
🎟️ Only 10 spots available

So if you were wondering what exactly I meant by “decorate your own witch’s broom”… THIS is what I meant. 😍🧹