03/30/2025
Ole "Smokee Dokee" was spinning a yarn one day...
"Yeffir, I'se fixin' to do a bit o' grillin' one day an' I thowed some 's***t in tha pit 'an doused her with some starter floyd. Weel, when ah lit that there match 'an flung it agin' that 's***t, hit caught afar ina big ole whoosh 'an spit out far up 'an 'round so big I lost my eye brows 'an half tha hairs on mah haid. Weel, I tried to put that far out doncha know, but that pit was a smok'n, 'an puffin', 'an huffin' so bad that when I got too close, ah started a coffin, 'an wheezin' an' a chokin' till I narly passed out. I had to draw back. My clothes was a startin' to smoke. My skin was a covered in soot. My eyes was a burnin' an' tears was runnin' down my face. Folks tell me my eyes was redder'n a ripe t'mater. Anyhow, I decided, "To hail with all this fuss an' bother and hoofed it on down to the "SMOK'N GOOD Q" corner o' Midland Dr. and Illinois. 432-238-2105