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10/13/2026

🌮🎶👻 TODAY IS THE DAY, YOU LITTLE BOOS! 👻🎶🌮

✨ TACOS, TUNES & TERROR! ✨

LISTEN UP, PEOPLE!

6:30pm. Tonight. Mansion House. Be there or be… BORED!

Sparkles has been preparing for this nonsense, and TODAY WE ARE DOING THE THING! 😂🦄

We’re bringing MUSIC BINGO to the Mansion, and I’ve got THREE rounds of musical shenaniganry lined up for you!

🎶💰 SHOW ME THE MONEY BINGO! 💸
Songs about money, making money, spending money, and probably losing money. 😂

🤠💖 DOLLY PARTON BINGO!
Because who doesn’t love a little Dolly?! Get ready for some big hair, big hits, and a whole lot of Jolene! 💅

🎃👻 HALLOWEEN BINGO!
A little spooky, a little kooky, and a whole lot of musical mischief! 🧙‍♀️🦇

🌮 And did somebody say TACOS?!

YES. YES, WE DID.

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Bring your friends. Bring your competitive Aunt Linda. 😂

You don’t have to know a thing about music to have fun. Just listen, mark your card, and holler BINGO when you’ve got it!

✨ Sparkles will be behind the bar, keeping the drinks flowing and the musical nonsense rolling!

So who’s coming to play?!

👇 DROP A 🎶 OR 👻 IN THE COMMENTS IF WE’RE SEEING YOUR FACE TONIGHT!

🍻 Every bar has a story. Come be part of ours.

— Sparkles ✨

🦡👑✨ MEET THE MANSION’S NEWEST EMPLOYEE! ✨👑🦡LISTEN, PEOPLE.Sparkles has been trying to acquire this little fella for ALMO...
10/13/2026

🦡👑✨ MEET THE MANSION’S NEWEST EMPLOYEE! ✨👑🦡

LISTEN, PEOPLE.

Sparkles has been trying to acquire this little fella for ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR.

And after months of searching, hoping, and generally refusing to accept defeat…

I FINALLY GOT THE BADGER! 😂🦡

Now, before you ask…

YES. He’s a honey badger. YES. He’s wearing a crown. And YES. He’s a bottle of Drumshanbo Sausage Tree Fruit Vodka.

Because apparently that’s a thing. 😂🍸

WE DO HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM, THOUGH..

HE DOESN’T HAVE A NAME!!

My personal nomination?

👑 RANDY, DUKE OF DRUMSHANBO. 👑

But we’re taking applications!

WHAT WOULD YOU NAME THIS ROYAL LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER?!

Drop your nominations in the comments. We’ll narrow them down and let you help choose his official name!

👀 AND STARTING FRIDAY…

Our newest employee will be hiding somewhere on the Colonel Murphy’s side of the Mansion.

Your mission?** FIND THE BADGER.** 🦡🔎

And don’t get too comfortable once you’ve spotted him. Something tells me this little fella isn’t going to stay put for long.

Oh, and one more thing…

EVERY GOOD MANSION CHARACTER HAS A BACKSTORY.

And his? Well, that’s coming soon. 😏

Welcome to the Mansion, little buddy.

You have absolutely NO IDEA what you’ve gotten yourself into. Or maybe WE don’t. 😂

— Sparkles ✨

10/12/2026

🎃🌮🎶 TACOS, TUNES & TERROR! 🎶🌮🎃

WELL, WELL, WELL…

Tomorrow is TACO TUESDAY on the square, and Sparkles is working, so naturally we’re throwing in a little HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANRY! 😂👻

🌮🐷 THE THREE LITTLE PIGS OF TERROR — $11! 🐷🌮

THREE build-your-own soft-shell tacos stuffed with Stoner’s delicious pulled pork and YOUR CHOICE of toppings!

🥬🍅🌶️ Lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños, black beans, cheddar jack, b**r cheese, salsa, sour cream, and guacamole!

Three little pigs. One delicious nightmare. 😂🐷

🍹🧙‍♀️ TOMORROW ONLY! SPARKLES’ SPECIAL DRINK! 💜

CINNY, YOU LITTLE WITCH! — $10

A wickedly delicious 1800 Tequila margarita with fresh-squeezed lime and orange, a sparkling purple sugar rim, a fresh lime wheel, and a Halloween gummy skewer!

A little sweet. A little tart. A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE! 😂

🎶👻 BOOS, BREWS & BINGO! 👻🎶

We’re throwing together some impromptu HALLOWEEN MUSIC BINGO starting at 6:30 PM!

Can’t make it right at 6:30? NO WORRIES! We’re planning at least TWO rounds, depending on the crowd and how the night unfolds!

🎃 WE’RE CREATING A FACEBOOK EVENT, SO RSVP IF YOU CAN!

If you know you’re coming, hit that GOING button so I have an idea of how many to expect! 👻😂

Not sure yet? No biggie! Just show up! Everyone’s welcome, and we’d love to have you!

Tacos. Tunes. A little terror. And Sparkles behind the bar!

COME GET INTO SOME TROUBLE WITH US! 😂🍻✨

— Sparkles ✨

10/11/2026

Congratulations 🎉🎊 Audrey & Charlie! Winners of Friday night trivia! ⭐️

10/11/2026

🏈🍻 SUNDAY FUNDAY AT THE MANSION! 🍗✨

It’s Sunday, people!

And you know what that means…

FOOTBALL. WINGS. COLD B**R.

And absolutely no reason to be doing anything productive. 😂🍻

🏈 THE STEELERS TAKE ON THE COLTS AT 1 PM!

Come grab a seat, catch some football, argue with your friends about the referees, and let somebody ELSE worry about cooking!

🍗 $2 OFF WINGS!

Because football and wings go together like Sparkles and shenanigans. 😂

🍻 Charlotte will be behind the bar holding down the fort on the Mansion side from 4pm until the chaos fizzles out. She’ll be keeping the drinks cold and the Sunday crowd entertained! Go see her! 💕

✨ AND ACROSS THE SQUARE…

Cinny will be behind the bar at the restaurant mixing up some fabulous drinks and keeping the Sunday vibes going!

I tried the caramel apple mule tonight… And WOW-IE, WOW, WOW! So good!

Oh, and if you’re not into an alcoholic beverage, we have some AMAZING fall mocktails. Try the Pumpkin Patch Sipper. It’s like pumpkin flavored milk. I drank 2 yesterday! 😅

Two spots. One square. Plenty of reasons to get out of the house.

Come hang out with us! 🍻🏈

Every bar has a story. Come be part of ours. ✨

— Sparkles ✨

🎸🔥 IT’S A FANDANGO AT THE MANSION! 🔥🎸It’s SATURDAY, people! And we’ve got guitars, wings, cold drinks, and a little Satu...
10/10/2026

🎸🔥 IT’S A FANDANGO AT THE MANSION! 🔥🎸

It’s SATURDAY, people! And we’ve got guitars, wings, cold drinks, and a little Saturday night shenaniganry on the schedule! 🍻

🎸 GUS & PATCHEL’S GUITAR FANDANGO! 🎸

These fellas are bringing classic rock, funky blues, original tunes, and a whole lot of guitar playing to Colonel Murphy’s TONIGHT from 8–11 PM!

BUT WAIT.

Sparkles had to know… WHAT THE HECK IS A FANDANGO, ANYWAY?!

Well, naturally, I had to put on my detective’s hat and investigate. 🕵️‍♀️😂

Apparently, a fandango is a lively dance involving guitars, rhythm, and a whole lot of carrying on.

It’s ALSO used to describe a big, lively commotion.

A BIG, LIVELY COMMOTION?!

AT THE MANSION?!

WELL, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 😂🍻

So come on out and fandango with us!

🍻 And behind the bar tonight…

My best little bartender buddy, John!

That guy will be holding down the Murphy side starting at 4 PM, keeping the drinks cold, the glasses full, and the nonsense at a respectable level.

Well. Respectable-ish. 😂

🍗🔥 AND LET’S TALK ABOUT THOSE WINGS!

LOADED BUFFALO WING PLATTER — $16!

Six bone-in or boneless wings tossed in house-made Buffalo sauce, served on a bed of fresh-cut fries and topped with blue cheese crumbles, crispy bacon, and a ranch drizzle!

Wings AND fries. All loaded up.

SAY LESS. 🤤🔥

I saw an order come out of the kitchen the other night. And WOW-IE, WOW, WOW!
Come get some. That’s the message here. 😅

✨ AND WHERE’S SPARKLES?! ✨

Well, I’ll be across the square at the restaurant starting at 4 PM serving up some of Cinny’s fabulous fall cocktails! 🍂🍹

And listen. I’m personally VERY excited about the Carmel Apple Mule she’s got on the menu. 🍎

If nobody orders one, I’m just gonna have to try it myself. You know. For quality control purposes. 😂

So come see me at the restaurant, grab yourself a fall cocktail and whatever delicious weekend special Buddy’s got cooking and then head across the square for some wings, music, and shenanigans at the Mansion!

And don’t worry…

I’ll be wandering across the square after my shift to investigate what’s going on. 😂✨

Two places. One square. A whole lot of Saturday night fun!

Every bar has a story. Come be part of ours. ❤️

— Sparkles ✨

10/09/2026

✨🍑 FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE MANSION JUST GOT PEACHIER?! 🍑✨

Well, well, well. LOOK WHO MADE IT TO FRIDAY! 😂

WE DID! 🎉

You did the REST of your week, now come do the BEST of your week with us at the Mansion.

We’ve got cold drinks, good food, a little friendly competition in the form of trivia, and an entire evening of shenanigans waiting for you!

And tonight? We’re taking the fun over to Colonel Murphy’s! 🎉

I’ll be behind the bar starting at 4pm. Come see me!

🍹HAPPY HOUR
⏰ 4–6 PM
🍺 $1 OFF bottled b**r
🍊 $5 Orange Crushes
🍋 $6 Margaritas

And because Friday deserves a little celebration!

🍑 THE PEACH POP MULE — $9

A sparkled little twist on the classic Moscow Mule! Sweet peach, fresh lime, a little ginger b**r fizz, and just enough attitude to make your Friday interesting. 😂

And YES, we’re bringing back those wings!

🔥 LOADED BUFFALO WING PLATTER — $16

Six bone-in or boneless wings tossed in our house-made Buffalo sauce, piled over fresh-cut fries, and loaded with blue cheese crumbles, ranch drizzle, and crispy bacon.

It’s messy. It’s delicious. It’s probably not first-date food. 😂

🧠🎉 AND TONIGHT? IT’S TRIVIA TIME!

Heidi’s got the trivia questions, we’ve got the drinks, and YOU bring whatever random knowledge you’ve been storing in that beautiful brain of yours.

Seriously. You never know when knowing something completely useless is going to make you the smartest person in the room. 😂

Bring your friends. Bring your competitive spirit. Bring that one person who thinks they know EVERYTHING.

We’re about to find out. 👀

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Come ready to laugh.

And remember…

Every bar has a story. Come be part of ours.

See you tonight at the Mansion! 🤟🏼❤️

— Sparkles ✨🦄

🎯✨ HEY! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?! ✨🎯Because THIS is what Thursday nights at the Mansion look like! 😂Meet my dart crew....
10/09/2026

🎯✨ HEY! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?! ✨🎯

Because THIS is what Thursday nights at the Mansion look like! 😂

Meet my dart crew. 🎯❤️

These guys show up, throw some darts, talk a little trash, laugh a whole lot, and somehow tolerate an unreasonable amount of Sparkles. ✨🦄

And I LOVE every minute of it.

Seriously, though. THIS is what it’s all about.

Good people. Good laughs. A little friendly competition. And making memories with the people who walk through our doors.

And you know what? THERE’S ROOM FOR MORE! 👀

Never thrown a dart? COME ON IN.

Think you’re a professional? WELL, LET’S SEE IT. 😂

Just want to hang out, grab a drink, and meet some good people? EVEN BETTER.

🎯 THURSDAY NIGHTS AT THE MANSION!

🎶 MC McLovin is on the jukebox, keeping the tunes rolling and the good times going!

🏆 AND SOMEBODY PLEASE COME GIVE ZALLY SOME COMPETITION! 😂

Seriously, this guy keeps winning EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK.

At this point, we’re considering putting his name on the deed to the dartboard. 🤣🎯

Come throw some darts. Make some friends. Give Zally a run for his money. Become part of the shenanigans.

And who knows? Next Thursday, YOU might end up in the picture! 📸😂

Every bar has a story. Come be part of ours. ❤️

— Sparkles ✨🦄

Sparkles is back, beautiful people! Where are you?! ✨🤩🤟🏼
10/08/2026

Sparkles is back, beautiful people!
Where are you?! ✨🤩🤟🏼

🎨🍹 BOOZY BRUSH NIGHTS AT THE MANSION! ✨Remember when I told you Sparkles was working on a few things for November? 👀✨WEL...
10/08/2026

🎨🍹 BOOZY BRUSH NIGHTS AT THE MANSION! ✨

Remember when I told you Sparkles was working on a few things for November? 👀✨

WELL, HERE’S ONE OF THEM! 😂🎨

Listen.

You do NOT have to be an artist.

You don’t even have to be good at art. 😂

You just need to show up, grab a drink, pick up a paintbrush, and be willing to see what happens.

Welcome to Boozy Brush Nights at the Mansion — our new Paint Night series where we’re bringing people together for drinks, laughs, a little creativity, and probably at least one person confidently painting something that looks absolutely NOTHING like the example. 😂🎨

You’ll be guided step-by-step through the night, so whether you’re secretly Picasso or haven’t touched a paintbrush since elementary school, you belong here.

Come with your friends.
Bring a date.
Bring your mom.
Bring the person who swears they “can’t paint.”

Order a drink. 🍹
Make some art. 🎨
Laugh at yourself. 😂
Go home with a masterpiece.*

*Definition of “masterpiece” may vary significantly after cocktails.

And this is just ONE of the things I’ve been cooking up for November. 👀✨

Keep checking back. I’m nearly ready to announce the next big thing!!

BOOZY BRUSH NIGHTS AT THE MANSION! ✨
📍 The Mansion House
📅 Sunday, November 1st
🕰️ 5-7 PM
🎨 Paint. Sip. Laugh. Repeat.

No talent required. Good attitudes encouraged. 🍻🖌️

Who’s coming to paint with us?! 🎨💕

(Registration form in comments)

Address

2 S. Main Street
Mercersburg, PA
17236

Opening Hours

Monday 5pm - 12pm
Tuesday 5pm - 12pm
Thursday 5pm - 12am
Friday 4pm - 2am
Saturday 4pm - 2am
Sunday 4pm - 12pm

Telephone

+12237668732

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