09/21/2026
βπ GOOD MORNING, R COFFEE FAMILY!
It's Monday, the coffee is flowing, and I've got a question for you that probably NOBODY thinks about while ordering their morning coffee. π€£
Ready?
β If your PERSONALITY had to be described as a coffee orderβ¦ what would you be?
β Black coffee β βDon't talk to me. I have things to do.β
π― Caramel Latte β βI'm sweetβ¦ but don't push it.β π
β‘ Extra-shot espresso β βI have 97 things to do and somehow believe I'll finish all of them.β
π§ Iced coffee β βIt's 42 degrees outside. And? Your point?β π€£
π« Mocha β βBasically dessert, but I called it coffee, so mind your business.β
β Decaf β βI'm just here for the emotional support.β ππ
And then there's me...
βWhat was I making again?β π€£β
Apparently mine comes with caffeine AND short-term memory loss.
So while you're grabbing your morning drink today, tell us:
π WHAT R COFFEE DRINK BEST DESCRIBES YOUR PERSONALITY?
And if you don't drink coffee, that's okayβwe've got enough drink choices around here to diagnose the whole town. π€£π€£π€£
ποΈ OHβ¦ and those little RED TICKETS?
IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. πβ€οΈ
Don't throw those little suckers away.
SAVE THEM. πποΈ
That's all I'm saying for now... π
Happy Monday, McMinnville! Come get caffeinated and let's see what kind of personalities we're dealing with today. π€£ββ€οΈ
See you at the window!