08/30/2026
A day without our coffee could lead to any or all of these unfortunate adverse events…
Putting the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the refrigerator.
Looking for your sunglasses while they’re on your face.
Putting your phone in the refrigerator.
Getting into the wrong car in the parking lot.
Going through the drive-thru, paying, and driving away without your food.
Getting completely ready for work, then realizing you don’t even work today.
Replying all to a mass email about a personal issue.
Thinking you’re on mute and saying how ridiculous the meeting is…then hearing, “You’re not on mute, Kevin.”
Forgetting the password you literally just reset. Reset it again, and forget it again.
Heating something in the microwave and finding it there three hours later.
Going to Target for shampoo and leaving with $200 worth of stuff…without the shampoo.
Pulling into the gas station on the wrong side, moving the car, and somehow still being on the wrong side.
Calling one kid by the other kid’s name, then the dog’s name, then just pointing.
Forgetting your kid has soccer practice.
Forgetting which kid has soccer practice.
Forgetting where soccer practice is.
Forgetting to take the kid to soccer practice.
Forgetting to pick the kid up from soccer practice.
Forgetting soccer season actually ended last week.
Saying “you too” when someone says happy birthday.
Saying “you too” when someone asks, “How are you doing?”
Okay, our coffee may not help with all of these things…
but it will help you get through your day!
