09/01/2026
Turns out “small business owner” is a pretty broad job description.
Some days you’re ordering inventory.
Some days you’re cleaning.
Some days you’re wondering what in the world you got yourself into.
And apparently some days you put on a giant hot dog costume, attach hot dog flags to a cart and TWIRL. 🌭😂
We’re building Franken Dogs one ridiculous day at a time — and honestly, we wouldn’t want it any other way.
If you see the hot dog out in the wild, HONK. 🌭📣