Brown's Pro Food Reviews

09/28/2026

Washington Commanders

09/27/2026

I first reviewed Mario’s Pizza House in Arlington back in August 2024, when I wasn’t even a month into doing food reviews. Fast forward two years and over 50 million views later—we’re back to see if that cheesesteak is still as good as I remember. 👀

The answer? YES! That cheese pull was serious, and the cheesesteak is still great. 9.2 out of 10! 🔥

Have you tried Mario’s? Let me know what you order! ⬇️

09/25/2026

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09/25/2026

🔥🦀 BROWN’S PRO FOOD REVIEWS — Some say MIKE’S! 🦀🔥 Has the best crabs in Town?!

We pulled up to Mike’s and got into a little bit of EVERYTHING! 👀🔥

Overall, most of the food was GOOD, but there were a few things that definitely need some work.

🥣 Cream of Crab Soup — This was the biggest miss for me. It definitely needs some work. I was looking for that rich Maryland cream-of-crab flavor, and it just wasn’t hitting like I expected.

🦀 Steamed Crabs — The crabs were good, but they needed a little more seasoning. Give me some more of that Maryland flavor on those shells! 😂🔥

🧀 Crab Dip — It wasn’t bad, but I was getting way more cream cheese than crab. I need that CRAB to be the star of the show!

🔥 Everything else we tried was GOOD! The wings, onion rings, fried shrimp and the rest of the spread definitely held it down.

Mike’s has some good food, but tighten up that cream of crab, crab dip, and seasoning on those steamed crabs, and we’re talking! 💯🦀

Would you still pull up and give Mike’s a try? 👀

09/22/2026

Yours, Lord, is the true wisdom. Your wisdom is little esteemed, even despised by men, but the supposed wisdom of man is foolishness in Your sight. Godly wisdom will teach us to depart from iniquity, but one sin clinging stubbornly to our hearts can wreak havoc in our lives even when we have much godly wisdom. Amen.

09/22/2026

Dear God, thank You for bringing me into a new season. As the seasons change, help me release the worry, fear, disappointment, and burdens I was never meant to carry forward. Renew my strength, restore my peace, and give me fresh hope for what is ahead. Guide my steps, protect my family, bless the work of my hands, and let everything meant for me fall into place according to Your will.

In Jesus’ name, Amen. 🙏🏾

09/20/2026

🔥 BROWN’S PRO FOOD REVIEWS TAKES ON TOPOLINO! 🇮🇹🍝🍕

We pulled up to Topolino Italian Cuisine and put that menu to the TEST! 👀🔥 From the pizza and wings to the pasta, shrimp, steak, meatballs and that CHEESE PULLLLL 🧀🤤… we definitely got into some things!

🍕 Loaded pizza
🍝 Spaghetti & meatballs
🦐 Shrimp & creamy pasta
🥩 Steak
🔥 Wings
🧀 Hot cheesy appetizers
🍗 Fried favorites & MORE!

Some dishes had me looking like WAIT A MINUTE!!! 😂🔥

Would YOU try Topolino? 👀 Drop what you’re ordering first in the comments!

🏃🏾‍♂️💨 RUN THERE ASAP!

09/18/2026

09/18/2026