06/16/2026
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM MILL STREET 🚨
Yes, we have Birdie’s Wyboo’s award.
We have the chair.
We have the rope.
What we DON’T have is any intention of giving it back.
Wyboo may have won the award, but possession is 9/10ths of the law.
The award now belongs to us and shall be referred to as “Sir Awardington.”
Negotiations are not going well.
Proof of life attached.