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Gourmet Provisions With over 50 years experience in the Louisville dining scene, our two chefs have dedicated their liv

Good afternoonPlease remember to grab your soup.  I will be at Kroger on Hubbards from 5-6pm.  I park by the play it aga...
10/20/2025

Good afternoon

Please remember to grab your soup. I will be at Kroger on Hubbards from 5-6pm. I park by the play it again sports delivery truck

On a related note, Venmo is down right now to some. If you need my PayPal it’s [email protected], and of course cash is king. I CAN’T TAKE A CREDIT CARD.

Here is who I have picking up

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Bob frankenberger crab
Richard pollitt crab
Whitney gingritch lobster/crab

17L
22c

*inaudible dad noisesChef mike said he felt great after making 22 gallons of lobster bisque, but im washed and hung.  Co...
10/19/2025

*inaudible dad noises

Chef mike said he felt great after making 22 gallons of lobster bisque, but im washed and hung.

Congrats mike! Not only do you make a better soup but you have more longevity than I do. My soup isnt bad, but even with 24hrs it plays second fiddle to the soup.

I could reach and say its because I made the soup and compared it to bisque. Nothing YOU make tastes as good as someone else’s. I could also blame the fact I rarely tasted the she crab soup i served. I tasted broken dog turd she crab, a few that needed salt, one that needed more sherry, and one (second batch) that i just nailed on the word go. I ate 2 cups of faulty she crab so my daughter could say, “nailed it”.

If you were/are on the waiting list I should have already reached out. Honestly, someone commented wanting any extra is out there but I can’t find you. I imagine you are in the 106 comment post but facebook has hidden you. Can you message me?

If you forgot to pickup im not mad. No harm. It’s a saturday in october. Im sure you were busy, but I have no idea what your next move is. Im doing a monday pickup but i need to hear that siren song by tomorrow afternoon. Im not going to sell your soup until I figure you lost interest.

As of now all extra lobster bisque has gone to the waiting list. If you want a she crab I’m making a batch tomorrow to cover mondays orders. I can realistically sell 5. Even if the no shows go quiet, i have somewhere for the bisque to go. Chef made 23 gallons of soup and it all found a home, F! Anyone in the restaurant industry would read that sentence and quiver.

MONDAY PICKUP/DELIVERY

Marissa Paige lobster/crab (delivery)
Malory beritsky lobster/crab
Mary lonton grinnon crab
Brittney richardson lobster/crab
Marina pearce crab/crab
Ashley Nicole lobster/crab
Sharon Blair lobster
Alicia smiley crab/crab
Mickey higginbotham lobster/crab
Jane harcourt crab
Ruby does lobster/crab
Kin shellart lobster/crab
James clarke lobster/crab
Katie davis lobster/crab
Arti ortega lobster /crab
Kay sherrard crab
Leah Bryan lobster/crab
Amanda reed culpo lobster
Piper uhl lobster/lobster
Bob frankenberger crab
Richard pollitt crab
Whitney gingritch lobster/crab
Lynn deveaux lobster/crab
Marianne finke lobster/crab

#’s for me
Lobster 18
Crab 23

I’ll talk Halloween in a few days if you will listen. Otherwise, I’m dressing up as someone with a night off

Good afternoonI’m finishing up and going to help Mike.Reminders: Mike lives at 1903 Dorothy avenue.  It’s about a mile f...
10/18/2025

Good afternoon

I’m finishing up and going to help Mike.

Reminders: Mike lives at 1903 Dorothy avenue. It’s about a mile from where taylorsville rd intersects with bardstown. Near the Kroger on bardstown road.

I will be at Kroger on Hubbards lane. I park where the delivery truck for play it again sports normally parks. Not the store. No idea why you would think I could set up shop in a used sporting goods store.

Pickup is today from 430pm-6pm. If picking up at mikes if you want to show up after 4pm, cool. Not before, when organizing/packing its a touch stressful and would rather do it uninterrupted .

Soup is
32/qt
60/ half gallon

Chef mikes said he will have more than 20 gallons. I know I’m making my last batch tomorrow for Monday, so making two is not a huge deal. If you inquired about extra I will reach out tomorrow. I just don’t know how much bisque/she crab we will have until we get our no shows.

Have a great afternoon and I’ll see you at 430pm.

10/17/2025

Nothing ruins a day like breaking a batch of soup. During the walk to the garbage you can’t help but second guess where it went south. She crab is a finicky creation, and will punish you just because.

Im still not even sure I broke the batch, but that aftertaste was not remotely curable. 🤬🤬

Three batches down……and still two more to go.

Good afternoon.Quick reminder.  If you are picking up soup Saturday October 18th it will be available from 430pm-6pm.  W...
10/16/2025

Good afternoon.

Quick reminder. If you are picking up soup Saturday October 18th it will be available from 430pm-6pm. We are meeting at Kroger on Hubbards or you can pick up at chef mikes house in the highlands. His address is 1903 Dorothy avenue, about a mile from where taylorsville rd intersects bardstown rd.

If you want to pick up at mikes let me know. Please.

We will be doing a Monday pickup at Kroger on Hubbards from 5-6pm. If you need to switch let me know.

We have almost 40 gallons of soup going out. If you don’t see your name, or I have the order wrong. Please let me know.

Ben holland she crab
Marie Mingus lobster/crab
Shelly kurtz lobster/crab

Aahley johns lobster/crab

Jeff morris lobster/lobster

Jenny hollifield lobster/crab
Laura whitworth lobster/lobster

Valerie brown lobster
Natalie tinsley lobster/crab

Marthaneal cooke lobster/crab

Lynn deveaux lobster/crab

Lana proffitt lobster/crab

Jennifer levinson lobster/crab

Amanda wyatt lobster/lobster

MONDAY PICKUP/DELIVERY

Marissa Paige lobster/crab (delivery)
Malory beritsky lobster/crab
Mary lonton grinnon crab
Brittney richardson lobster/crab
Marina pearce crab/crab
Ashley Nicole lobster/crab
Sharon Blair lobster
Alicia smiley crab/crab
Mickey higginbotham lobster/crab
Jane harcourt crab
Ruby does lobster/crab
Kin shellart lobster/crab
James clarke lobster/crab
Katie davis lobster/crab
Arti ortega lobster /crab
Kay sherrard crab
Leah Bryan lobster/crab
Amanda reed culpo lobster
Piper uhl lobster/lobster
Bob frankenburger crab
Richard pollitt crab

in closing, if i spelled your name im very sorry. If you need to change days/cancel let me know. Chef mike is on this so cash is king, but venmo workks. Just makes paying mike easier since he gets paid in cash.

Xoxo
Matty

Ahoy, hoy.It is unanimous, we are in soup weather.  Chef mike is looking at 12 gallons of soup and I’m starring at 10 ga...
10/15/2025

Ahoy, hoy.

It is unanimous, we are in soup weather. Chef mike is looking at 12 gallons of soup and I’m starring at 10 gallons. As I said to Mike a few hours ago, we aren’t shutting it down. If we are cooking Friday, so be it. As long as the order is in by Friday, we can realistically make it happen.

Everyone that has ordered should have a response. My chicken scratch list can’t be seen in public. While easily open to ridicule, my handwriting reminds me of the torture of 3rd grade.

If you want soup, please let me know. I can’t mind read. Nor can I see the future. I would love to make you soup. However, lobster is north of $40 a pound so excuse me if I don’t throw money at a just in case.

Since a lot of people are ordering a half gallon, I can’t help but to suggest alternatives of using this as soup. Let’s have fun. Here are my hints and repurposes on both soups.

1) both will freeze for 3 months. New years lobster bisque on a couch in your underwear sounds like the perfect new year. (In a very non creepy way, I wrote, twitched, and hoped you wouldn’t draw conclusions)

2) she crab should always be enjoyed with a crusty bread acting as a spoon. Gluten free be damned, this soup is a passenger for more carbs.

3) if you have extra bisque, sauté some white fish (any) and pour the bisque over the fish for a great sauce/season.

4) she crab soup matches a Bibb salad with fruit (pear), strong cheese (Stilton) and bitter vinaigrette. It’s really just that simple. You can also go sweet; berries, dry cheese (goat), and poppyseed vinaigrette.

5) for you chefs? Get the she crab hot on a slow and thicken with a roux. Place it on a butterflied shrimp and place in a broiler (6minutes). You made poor mans crab imperial

6) lobster bisque matches veggies more than meat. I’ll leave it at that. Get creative. Less root veggies, more late spring. Cabbage, snap peas, asparagus sauteed and a cup of bisque? Dare me, I match flavors well. The sweet cabbage bridges quite nice.

7) she crab on the other hand pairs meat just fine. My recommendation? Cook the steak, during the rest, place two spoons of cold she crab on steak. Serve with whipped potatoes or scallop. If done right, the salt/or cheese of potato will fight the she crab. The steak will pull all 3 to richness.

8.) ignore everything I just said and find your own journey. Eat soup, throw bisque at your lazy cat, multipurpose it as an air freshener? Fantastic. If it works let me know. I’m always up for something that doesn’t make sense. How else would I know meatball subs need mayo to be life changing?

Be good. I’ll start stock tomorrow for she crab. If you are on the fence, you look great, but I’d prefer you to tell me if I’m cooking or not.❤️
Huba’s son

Huzzah!Festivals were back breaking but had their moments.  The parent/teacher catering went out well.  We can talk abou...
10/14/2025

Huzzah!

Festivals were back breaking but had their moments. The parent/teacher catering went out well. We can talk about that later, but it’s soup weather so let’s concentrate on a liquid meal.

I judge chefs/restaurants/ etc on soup. Can you make a soup that is properly seasoned, balanced, and become something more than an afterthought? Easier said than done.l because soup in theory is a “get right dish”.

A get right dish is where a kitchen manager/chef will try to squeeze the last bit of blood out of an expensive item. Your beautiful filet Oscar you sold for $45 on Friday has side muscle, trimmings, and maybe even an unsold. In order to get that last squeeze, the chef will probably make a beef stew Monday in hopes the $8 bowl will cover the cost of the pzmo.

What soup isn’t is cutting a gfs 2gallon bag of premade soup. That’s Panera, bob evans, and Cracker Barrel. Those places don’t have waste because everything comes boxed, bagged, and ready to warm.

Lastly, you have restaurants that treat soup like a special. Not all the time, but great chefs resort to things like soup when every other option is exhausted. They use derby, Valentine’s Day, etc to show off(relieve stress). Put bluntly, I want that. That soup was made because the chef had a rough week and needed to remind themself WHY. They needed to blow off steam, channel their inner Milton Berle….that soup won’t lie. You will taste the cries for hep.

I called Mike Friday to make arrangements for some therapy. Finding a day took finagling, but we are doing Saturaday october 18th. Im making she crab soup, and he is doing his lobster bisque.

I can assure you that we wont be taking shortcuts. Cream, butter, sherry, lobster, crab, etc will all be used. The stocks/base will be our creation. No bags, no filler, no let’s save $10 bucks.

Pickup will be from 430-6pm at either chef mikes house in the highlands or Kroger on Hubbards lane.

I highly recommend you try our soup. You won’t find anything like the two in Louisville. You can find mine in Charleston, you need a Delorean to find Mikes.

If interested please facebook message gourmet provisions, or if you don’t have messenger put in comments. I would like to do 15-20 gallons of both, but my sellout is more time related than quantity.

Quart 32$
Half gallon $60
(Qt will give 3 good sized bowls)

Lobster bisque: fresh lobster claw in a tomato sherry cream sauce.
This bisque would stand in New England. Perfectly seasoned with thyme and faint hint of garlic. Reality, you will taste lobster, sherry and tomato.

She crab: unapologetically stolen from the chef who won best she crab in Charleston. An abundance of crab meat in a sherry cream. Thickened to coat your soul and feelings.

Please order, if doing a half gallon I’ll mix and match. Idc. 2 she crabs, 2, lobsters, 1 of each…..🤷🏼‍♂️

Let’s talk more tomorrow
Weeds

Good afternoonThere is that surly feeling. I wasn’t even tired until I fulfilled an obligation after the popup. Now im e...
08/29/2025

Good afternoon

There is that surly feeling. I wasn’t even tired until I fulfilled an obligation after the popup. Now im eating glass and bothered. Getting old is learning the valuable lesson, it’s never the things you know you have to do that sends you over the edge. I’d be lying if I was surprised my patience went from all day to “what?” somewhere between 6pm and 6:15.

I had a few no shows, no harm no foul. Just reach out,otherwise I’m selling your meal Saturday. Also a few have not paid. My last 4 on Venmo is 3561. Please pay so I can clear this special out.

What is kitchen folks favorite meal? Pb&j. I swear. It’s not the fancy things. I rarely eat my specials after I make them. I ate the beef n cheddar before I made 50. I’ll eat the crab cakes anytime except when I sell them.

Idc what it is, if I cook 100 of them they are going to taste like s**t. That’s the cruel joke. I can cook some fun stuff, but once I make it I want Culver’s onion rings.

The only way out is repurposing. Turning the salmon into fried rice. The crab meat into imperial. I’m sitting on 2lb of knife shred riast beef(iykyk)…..hot pockets because why not?

I’m tired and angry. I’m going to yell at the tv. Troll a message board. Start a fight in Clifton. Blah blah blah
Matt

Good afternoonI’m ahead of the game so I figured I would do a helpful post.Please don’t forget we are meeting today from...
08/28/2025

Good afternoon

I’m ahead of the game so I figured I would do a helpful post.

Please don’t forget we are meeting today from 5-6pm at Kroger on Hubbards ln. I park by the play it again sports delivery truck.

1) the beef n cheddar is served deconstructed. It’s a purposely messy sandwich. I’m giving you enough meat, cheese, etc so you can have a field day.

2) the sandwich will be served warm with dripping juice on the meat. That way you can warm later and not dry it out. You should consider straining the extra juice off before building.

3) feel free to microwave but the cheese cups will melt. The meat container won’t.

4) you have six days to consume. Probably longer, but let’s say 6 days.

5) getting all 8ounces on the bread is hard. If you have extra dont be ashamed . Ive topped out at 7ounces without wearing the darn thing. Same with cheese. Gluttony was my goal.

6) dont hand me a credit card. I have multiple ways to pay. For all the posts done on credit card fees how are you shocked i dont have a square on my phone.

See everyone in a few hours. I should be early today.
Matt

Good afternoon I oversold the Arby’s but I’ve adapted. I picked up 17lbs more of eye of round this morning.I’m sold out....
08/27/2025

Good afternoon

I oversold the Arby’s but I’ve adapted. I picked up 17lbs more of eye of round this morning.

I’m sold out. If I have extra I’ll sell Saturday morning. The first round of roasts are out and cooling. Today is a prep day since cutting it close on meat weight isn’t an option.

Here is who I have ordered. If I made a mistake please let me know.

Hillary gage 1arbys

Laura cook 1arbys

Lesley depaola 2arbys

Leslie johnson coke 2arbys

Mat

Good afternoon If you like Arby’s I would stop reading after the next two paragraphs.  I’m going to gross you out.I pick...
08/26/2025

Good afternoon

If you like Arby’s I would stop reading after the next two paragraphs. I’m going to gross you out.

I picked up 45lbs of choice eye of round that I’ll start cooking tonight. A 7hr 200 degree slow roast should get the buttery tenderness I desire. That cook will yield maybe 22lbs after I get rid of the unwanted fat. Maybe? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was closer to 20lb. That’s 38 sandwiches, give or take.

I’m not opposed to buying another 10lbs. I’m not buying it Thursday though. I’m going to need if you are interested by tomorrow afternoon. Even a magic wand doesn’t rush eye of round to “give up tender”.

Authenticity was something most restaurants crave until they don’t. That’s how I felt after reading the Arby’s roast beef recipe. I immediately started punching myself in hopes of a concussion. I yearned for enternal sunshine of a spotless mind. How was it legal to call this roast beef. Jello mold, absolutely, meat mold, a reach. Frankenstein creation made by a sick twisted lab tech….yup. I can’t forget the directions. So, I’m going to regurgitate them like they did that poor meat.

1) roast the eye of round.
2) remove juice and grind the meat into tiny shreds
3) add the fat/juice into the shreds and refrigerate for a day.
4) form the meat mold into a cylinder and slowly warm and shave.

I’m sure I forgot a step but that’s how you make a roast beef with a rainbow tint when hit with direct light. I’m not making that.

I’ll have a list up tomorrow. I’m right around 25 sandwiches

Good afternoon As a member of the middle aged fat guys club I would like to voice my concern on the state of sandwiches ...
08/25/2025

Good afternoon

As a member of the middle aged fat guys club I would like to voice my concern on the state of sandwiches the last four years.

Since sliced bread, sandwiches were used for people like us to feel full and get nourishment. Our ancestors packed a thermos of coffee, one sandwich , and then left to build skyscrapers, highways, and cars.

That was the deal. A staple that fat guys used as a measuring stick for a meal. If it was too big, cut it in half and eat the rest later. We didn’t appease dieters, children, etc. We just handed them a knife, and said deal with it.

Unfortunately, not long ago things changed. It started in 2018 when our $15 sandwich lost its side. No longer coming with chips, fries, or slaw. The sandwich we were already paying $15 for had suffered from shrinkflation. No marches, no petitions. Just like the end of the $5 foot long, we took it in stride. Maybe, without the side, I might lose that 10lbs I’ve been telling myself for the last 15 years?

During and after Covid though the sandwich suffered its biggest hit. To make sandwiches smaller was infuriating to people who already had high blood pressure. If we didn’t already heavy breath getting the mail, there would have been a march. We wanted to voice our concerns but dominoes was doing a promotion and we lost track of time.

Sandwiches need a meat to bun ratio of at least 1-1. The veggies can’t take precedence over the protein. This was all covered in the sliced bread act during the Taft (on all fat guys rushmore) administration.

Call it retro, but i want a sandwich that gives me the meat sweats. A meal that will stain a shirt and feed a pet from falling debris.

If interested, pickup will be from 5-6pm at Kroger on Hubbards ln on Thursday. Please just message gourmet provisions or reply to the post.

Arby’s beef n cheddar: choice slow roasted eye of round rubbed in seasoning. Housemade cheddar sauce (not canned) and red ranch sauce. Served deconstructed with an onion roll.
$16

Note: the roast will be served in its own juices in a container. That way it won’t dry out and you can warm at a later date. Cheese sauce and red ranch will also be served in containers so the sandwhich can be built when you want. These sandwiches get post cook weight of 8-9oz, for reference a half pound burger post weight is maybe 4-6oz depending on meat temp

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