Old Man John’s

10/07/2026

YOU’VE HAD COTTON CANDY BUT HAVE YOU HAD GOURMET COTTON CANDY?!

Come see us this Sunday for our Trick or Treat pop up featuring What the Fluff gourmet cotton candy! Come snag your nostalgic favorites no costume required (but encouraged 😛)

09/30/2026

Brady is looking brew-tiful in his apron 😛

09/10/2026

09/08/2026

****KNOCK ON WOOD**** Our machine hasn’t been acting up, perfect timing for our fall specials 😅🤭

09/07/2026

IT’S LABOR DAY, WE WANNA GO HOME AND EAT SO MANY HOT DOGS WE PUKE LIKE THE TRUE AMERICANS WE ARE.

So come snag your favorites before 2 today, hunnie. 😛

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Labor Day Holiday Hours (adjusted)
6:30-2PM

09/06/2026

WHERE BASIC B*TCHES AT?
cause hunnie, the time has come- come to mama.

OLD MAN JOHN’S SEPTEMBER MENU HAS OFFICIALLY DROPPED (and we think ours is the best but we may be biased 💅)

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BASIC BILAGANNA
our PSL but less sh*tty, made FROM our very own pumpkin spice honey versus some sh*tty torani syrup

APPLE GIRL
(yes she back bb)
Ceremonial matcha over Brace’s apple c***r with our very own house cinnamon sugar cold foam

DAMN LEAFER
Organic chai mixed with PA local apple butter, caramel apple butter syrup, and your choice of milk

AUNTIEEE ANNIE
Cinnamon roll latte with PA maple syrup, brown sugar, house cinnamon honey, and topped with our house cream cheese cold foam

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So when we gonna see you bbgurl?

08/31/2026

We only know the Basic Biligáana 🎃🍂

Fall menu drops Friday‼️

08/25/2026

Especially when it’s FCKN STARBS 🫤

08/13/2026

this on a Saturday morning? 😮‍💨
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YES WE’RE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT THE LINE SUCKS. But hunnie we have a solution: YOU CAN ORDER AHEAD.

Here’s how to do this bitch:
STEP ONE: go to google order now or our link in bio
STEP TWO: order ur sweet baby drink
STEP THREE: wait a lil and do what u gotta do
STEP FOUR: look for ur drink w/ your name on the bar
>>>>>>>> (don’t see it? Ask a barista)
STEP FIVE: look back n laugh

Ordering starts at 6:45AM daily but please give it till 7 for pickup.

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So guess we’ll see you soon hunnie 🫶🏽

08/10/2026

but like, how has it already been 20 years? 🥺

EVERYTHING IS A GARBAGE FIRE, COME IN AND PRETEND IT ISN’T.

AUGUST MENU DROP NOW LIVE.

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GRAM’S DIRT CAKE LATTE
-VANILLA MOCHA WITH CREAM CHEESE COLD FOAM TOPPED WITH OREO CRUMBLE AND A GUMMY WORM IF YOU’RE NICE.

DELTA COOKIE MATCHA
CEREMONIAL MATCHA WITH BANANA AND COOKIE BUTTER SYRUP

BLACK RASPBERRY CHIP
LATTE WITH BLACK RASPBERRY COLD FOAM TOPPED WITH MINI CHOCOLATE CHIPPYS.

BOMB-POP LEMONADE
-FRESH SQUEEZED LEMONADE WITH CHERRY AND BLUE RASPBERRY SYRUP

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(AND NO WE ARE NOT OKAY AFTER MAKING THIS SOCIAL POST AND HAVING TO RECALL 2006 NOSTALGIA THINGS. THE HELL, WE WANNA BE 13 AGAIN)

what’s gonna be your nostalgic go to?? let us know below!

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