High Risk Parody: This is your Lowell, MA 0185X

High Risk Parody: This is your Lowell, MA 0185X There are many choices one must make in Life; some that matter very little others that carry the great weight of eternity! Heaven and Hell: Choose Wisely!

This is what happens when the railroad x-ing sign doesnt flash on your side but does on the other, causing you to pause ...
10/13/2017

This is what happens when the railroad x-ing sign doesnt flash on your side but does on the other, causing you to pause before halting!

10/10/2017

One God, 4 Prophets, 3 Major Religions, & A Partridge In A Pare Tree: The Truth Reveals They're all Pointing & Speaking about the Same Truth, Only Through Different Cultures, Times, and Languages... They All Speak Of The One True God and That God Is The Same In All 4 of Their Narratives... Read On & You Decide!

The first historical premise that is held as true by religious and non-religious peoples is that Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Mohamed were all actual human beings that walked in the flesh and through mystical and unmystical events and achieved a following that was not heralded as strongly in their lifetime as it was to become after their death. The other more important premise is that these men were eventually hailed as prophets and adopted by the religious orders of faith, but only after long trials of tragic bloodshed and denouncement of their status and stories by believers of polytheistic followers who dominated the religious landscapes at the times and during the lives of these men. Abraham, and Moses proclaimed the idea of One God; Jesus (after removing the mythological elements surrounding his mystical abilities, preached the idea of One God; Mohamed, the last of the accepted great prophets of history also preached the idea of One true God. The religious orders of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, all are rooted in the same tradition but span different time periods of the ancient world. They all were persecuted for their departure from the polytheistic and dominant mindset of the ancient world. As such they are revered in our time but were persecuted during their own. They did nothing to dismiss the ideas that were established in the Jewish faith and all four men can be seen as growing out of the same seed that began in ancient Egypt with a single Pharaoh and the narrative of the creation of mankind in the garden of Eden. This is not an Egyptian translation however after Abraham, this is the source for the young Moses to find a path to his direct relationship with the One God. This God had no name but was given a name by humanity, and the followers assumed this name and made it part of their narrative of existence. Man is imperfect and to expect that mankind has the power or authority to tell God's story is a folly of tremendous proportion. Hundreds of years later, a child is born, and this child is not relevant until he reaches the age of 33; he is Jesus Christ; again this man with his capacity to see the imperfect nature of mankind and its observance to dogma that caused great suffering to the poor and dedicated servants of God. He did not live in a place where polytheism was the dominant religious order, instead he lived in an area of the world that practice monotheism but trampled the root purpose of what he believed was God's message. His actions lead him to practice and teach his convictions by peacefully but with great passion condemning the Judaisist hierarchy which mandated the ritual practice as a means of profiteering from man's relationship with God by taxing and profiting off the very backs of the people who could not afford to do so, but in their nature gave what they didn't have to remain in the eye's of their lord worthy and true believers. This is the story of a man who's actions lead to a small but eventually dominating turn of events. He was publicly denounced and when the establishment of wealthy Jewish merchants and religious masters (remember this was a very small percent of the total jewish population and Jesus was not trying to save or separate the judiaist populace into two groups , one being evil Jewish followers and the other just christians. This was the result of mankind's decision far later in history). At the time Jesus was Jewish and died as a Jewish follower. The story that followed his persecution, ex*****on and ultimate establishment of a new sect of judaism called christianity was a long and bloody journey into the time of the Roman Emperor Constantine, who for political and personal gain established himself as the first Christian Emperor and declared Christianity the Dominant and sole religion of Rome. It is this point in history where the Old Testament from the Torah and the New testament from the selected gospels of Jesus's disciples are used to form a new holistic approach to worshiping and understanding the One God, through the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. The important idea here is that at this time the lands governed by Constantine were comprised of mostly Polytheistic peoples, Jewish peoples, and a very small minority of Christian peoples. He combined all three belief systems under one Roman Catholic version of Faith and Bible, borrowed ideals from the polytheist events and celebrations (Christmas for one example) the Old Testament, connecting Judaism with the New Testament, Christianity. This now brings us to the final and widely revered profit named Mohamed. He was a real man like the profits before him, he and his teachings we're delivered to him in a cave where he spent weeks at a time every year praying and communing with the belief in One true God, He is then visited by Gabriel an Angel rooted in the Old Testament, who commanded him to recite verses that would be included in the Quran. This event scared Mohamed, who thought at the time this action would lead people to believe he was possessed and condemn him; however, his wife reassured him that he was truly a prophet and that he was to be confident in his beliefs. He did not immediately start his teachings but after a period of three years and continued religious practice his revelations began again and was finally reassured and commanded to begin his teachings. The story of Mohamed is a parallel story of Jesus Christ and Moses to a very large degree. He began his teachings in Mecca and was amassing a growing following. It was not long before the established proctors of Mecca who were wealthy and powerful began to see him as a threat to their source of profit and gain. His denouncement of polytheism, or worship of false idols in the face of the One True God, eventually lead to him being persecuted and forced to retreat to Medina a place where his ideas were accepted. The story of Mohamed includes a fascinating journey with the Angel Gabriel where they together flew from Mecca to the furthest mosque, toured both heaven and hell and spoke with the three prime prophets that proceeded him Abraham, Moses, And Jesus. The story of Mohamed is not a simple one to to tell as he was reviled by the early Arab theists because he taught messages that proclaimed himself a prophet, The existence of One True God, The danger of worshipping false idols, the practice of accepting the idea the no white "skinned" person, has a higher status over a Dark "skinned" person, and vice versa, he taught that a man's wife could indeed be disciplined by the husband but that he should treat her with kindness. This is a form of religious tolerance based upon humanities diversity in appearance, but unification under One God. He did not promote violence but did unite and build an army to take back Mecca with the goal to unite the Arab world. Their are many differing accounts of how he eventually achieved this outcome (controversial and non-controversial; however, all of the other prophets have these same blemishes on their records regardless if true or false) and then began the Holy Tradition known as the Pilgrimage to Mecca. In his time he did not achieve the status or acceptance that would come as in the case of all of these prophets, this would arrive long after their life and death. In closing there are many stories of Jewish and Christian claims that Mohamed was a false Prophet, but in Judaism, so is Jesus. And in Islamic culture so is their claims of the false nature of all previous prophets. My point is that the people interpreting these claims are not God, not prophets and and not perfect. Their is no indication that any of the accepted prophets carried a disbelief in any of the previous one's to come before them, and further they shared more in common than they shared in conflict. The evidence that new scholars are finding shows that there is more evidence to connect the 4 Major profits as a unified body preaching the same messages and pointing to the existence of One God! It is a stark revelation that the segregation developing out of each of the narratives of each of these men's lives is a human development, not a a Godly command! Believe what you will, but every major religion, especially Judaism, Christianity and Islamic Faith all spawned extreme groups and branches, and equally these branches perpetrated the persecution of their fellow mankind for the benefit of their sole interpretation, that inspired greed, self importance, segregation, confusion, required hatred and violence, and achieved nothing more than the division of mankind and the perpetuation of violence and destruction of any hope for a peaceful existence!

10/09/2017

The first historical premise that is held as true by religious and non-religious peoples is that Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Mohamed were all actual human beings that walked in the flesh and through mystical and unmystical events and achieved a following that was not heralded as strongly in their lifetime as it was to become after their death. The other more important premise is that these men were eventually hailed as prophets and adopted by the religious orders of faith, but only after long trials of tragic bloodshed and denouncement of their status and stories by believers of polytheistic followers who dominated the religious landscapes at the times and during the lives of these men. Abraham, and Moses proclaimed the idea of One God; Jesus (after removing the mythological elements surrounding his mystical abilities, preached the idea of One God; Mohamed, the last of the accepted great prophets of history also preached the idea of One true God. The religious orders of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, all are rooted in the same tradition but span different time periods of the ancient world. They all were persecuted for their departure from the polytheistic and dominant mindset of the ancient world. As such they are revered in our time but were persecuted during their own. They did nothing to dismiss the ideas that were established in the Jewish faith and all four men can be seen as growing out of the same seed that began in ancient Egypt with a single Pharaoh and the narrative of the creation of mankind in the garden of Eden. This is not an Egyptian translation however after Abraham, this is the source for the young Moses to find a path to his direct relationship with the One God. This God had no name but was given a name by humanity, and the followers assumed this name and made it part of their narrative of existence. Man is imperfect and to expect that mankind has the power or authority to tell God's story is a folly of tremendous proportion. Hundreds of years later, a child is born, and this child is not relevant until he reaches the age of 33; he is Jesus Christ; again this man with his capacity to see the imperfect nature of mankind and its observance to dogma that caused great suffering to the poor and dedicated servants of God. He did not live in a place where polytheism was the dominant religious order, instead he lived in an area of the world that practice monotheism but trampled the root purpose of what he believed was God's message. His actions lead him to practice and teach his convictions by peacefully but with great passion condemning the Judaisist hierarchy which mandated the ritual practice as a means of profiteering from man's relationship with God by taxing and profiting off the very backs of the people who could not afford to do so, but in their nature gave what they didn't have to remain in the eye's of their lord worthy and true believers. This is the story of a man who's actions lead to a small but eventually dominating turn of events. He was publicly denounced and when the establishment of wealthy Jewish merchants and religious masters (remember this was a very small percent of the total jewish population and Jesus was not trying to save or separate the judiaist populace into two groups , one being evil Jewish followers and the other just christians. This was the result of mankind's decision far later in history). At the time Jesus was Jewish and died as a Jewish follower. The story that followed his persecution, ex*****on and ultimate establishment of a new sect of judaism called christianity was a long and bloody journey into the time of the Roman Emperor Constantine, who for political and personal gain established himself as the first Christian Emperor and declared Christianity the Dominant and sole religion of Rome. It is this point in history where the Old Testament from the Torah and the New testament from the selected gospels of Jesus's disciples are used to form a new holistic approach to worshiping and understanding the One God, through the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. The important idea here is that at this time the lands governed by Constantine were comprised of mostly Polytheistic peoples, Jewish peoples, and a very small minority of Christian peoples. He combined all three belief systems under one Roman Catholic version of Faith and Bible, borrowed ideals from the polytheist events and celebrations (Christmas for one example) the Old Testament, connecting Judaism with the New Testament, Christianity. This now brings us to the final and widely revered profit named Mohamed. He was a real man like the profits before him, he and his teachings we're delivered to him in a cave where he spent weeks at a time every year praying and communing with the belief in One true God, He is then visited by Gabriel an Angel rooted in the Old Testament, who commanded him to recite verses that would be included in the Quran. This event scared Mohamed, who thought at the time this action would lead people to believe he was possessed and condemn him; however, his wife reassured him that he was truly a prophet and that he was to be confident in his beliefs. He did not immediately start his teachings but after a period of three years and continued religious practice his revelations began again and was finally reassured and commanded to begin his teachings. The story of Mohamed is a parallel story of Jesus Christ and Moses to a very large degree. He began his teachings in Mecca and was amassing a growing following. It was not long before the established proctors of Mecca who were wealthy and powerful began to see him as a threat to their source of profit and gain. His denouncement of polytheism, or worship of false idols in the face of the One True God, eventually lead to him being persecuted and forced to retreat to Medina a place where his ideas were accepted. The story of Mohamed includes a fascinating journey with the Angel Gabriel where they together flew from Mecca to the furthest mosque, toured both heaven and hell and spoke with the three prime prophets that proceeded him Abraham, Moses, And Jesus. The story of Mohamed is not a simple one to to tell as he was reviled by the early Arab theists because he taught messages that proclaimed himself a prophet, The existence of One True God, The danger of worshipping false idols, the practice of accepting the idea the no white "skinned" person, has a higher status over a Dark "skinned" person, and vice versa, he taught that a man's wife could indeed be disciplined by the husband but that he should treat her with kindness. This is a form of religious tolerance based upon humanities diversity in appearance, but unification under One God. He did not promote violence but did unite and build an army to take back Mecca with the goal to unite the Arab world. Their are many differing accounts of how he eventually achieved this outcome (controversial and non-controversial; however, all of the other prophets have these same blemishes on their records regardless if true or false) and then began the Holy Tradition known as the Pilgrimage to Mecca. In his time he did not achieve the status or acceptance that would come as in the case of all of these prophets, this would arrive long after their life and death. In closing there are many stories of Jewish and Christian claims that Mohamed was a false Prophet, but in Judaism, so is Jesus. And in Islamic culture so is their claims of the false nature of all previous prophets. My point is that the people interpreting these claims are not God, not prophets and and not perfect. Their is no indication that any of the accepted prophets carried a disbelief in any of the previous one's to come before them, and further they shared more in common than they shared in conflict. The evidence that new scholars are finding shows that there is more evidence to connect the 4 Major profits as a unified body preaching the same messages and pointing to the existence of One God! It is a stark revelation that the segregation developing out of each of the narratives of each of these men's lives is a human development, not a a Godly command! Believe what you will, but every major religion, especially Judaism, Christianity and Islamic Faith all spawned extreme groups and branches, and equally these branches perpetrated the persecution of their fellow mankind for the benefit of their sole interpretation, that inspired greed, self importance, segregation, confusion, required hatred and violence, and achieved nothing more than the division of mankind and the perpetuation of violence and destruction of any hope for a peaceful existence!

I-MUGGED v1.7Do you feel down and out; maybe you're just into feeling some real, honest, unsafe, life-threatening, High-...
10/07/2017

I-MUGGED v1.7

Do you feel down and out; maybe you're just into feeling some real, honest, unsafe, life-threatening, High-Risk sensation, & trauma. If this is you, then like all sick and demented sun-of-a-bitches, your looking for pain, punishment, and a taste of violence with a high chance of death, and all with a convenient on-demand service format!

Well, day-dream no more, because we have the APP you've been waiting for. Its design uses a state-of-the-art GPS engine along with the built in power of real-time package updates, and a matrix based system using the newest Analysis, Routing, Compilation and Compiling Logic Codifier, or ARCCLC Event Finder. These powerful tools have been assembled in one application to do one thing and to do it with precision and guaranteed results. It enables the user to pin-point areas across the entire U.S. where violent and deviant behavior is the norm!

How does it work: It runs all data including Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Quarterly, & Yearly crime statistics and ranks the locations by the number of multi-tiered, clustered events per square foot, with only the highest probability of a guaranteed Assault resulting as a confirmed target. This is further ranked by current year to historical precedents, and include such data points as Assault & Battery, Robbery, Drug Related Activity, Gun Violence, Stabbings, and Homicide. This application then compiles by means of an internal logarithm developed and still used by the U.S. military for the purpose of identifying the highest statistically supported areas of enemy combatants by longitudinal and latitudinal coordination.

What does this mean for you the user: by using your location & tracking your actual real-time movements, this app will enable you to select from a ranked list of locations in and around your proximity all specified in feet, yards, & miles to the nearest centimeter! This app can pin-point down to the exact address the closest destination that suits your fancy with an added booster pack that solidifies the accuracy and successful delivery of the suffering you desire.

We can now guarantee the results as all areas within your proximity with scores approaching the 99% tier of confirmation and event matching your selected outcome are re-ranked by comparing the threat level of each location to comparatively well-known areas that possess the highest threat levels in U.S. history, such as neighborhoods in Compton, CA; Eight Mile, Detroit; Washington D.C. and other areas of the world including third world nations: The Gaza Strip, Tijuana, Belfast, Mozambique, and Ethiopia, all of this data is cross-referenced with S*x Offender Indexes by Municipality and State, and re-ranked by the actual points on the map with comparatively high percentages of criteria that include government coding for High Poverty Zones and Over-population per Square mile as measured and scored by the National Census Bureau.

Its finally here FREE for download:

I-MUGGED V1.7.

Don't wait another moment, your ticket to High Risk is ready! Is the thrill of being beat down, robbed, & gang r***d something you've searching for on Craig's List, but without any luck. Well then, the convenience and the means is finally all here in 1 single APP and your results are guaranteed.

Bonus add-on, included with V1.7 is the incredible F**K-A-FRIEND mode. Load this app onto a friend or family member's phone and enter the code 911. The icon for I-MUGGED will delete there main GPS APP and attach itself to its Icon on their screen top. The results will be guaranteed hilarity you can even watch and record. They won't know what hit them, but that annoying problem individual will be taken care of, and the APP will confirm their location upon arrival, activate a one way Face-Time and you can watch the results unfold from start to finish, once your satisfied with the outcome, simply press the RIP button on your device and the program will deactivate and uninstall, erasing all evidence of its presence!

Its finally here and the uses are endless. keep your eyes open for our new, I-RAPED BETA V1. You want to play with fire; we want to douse you with the gasoline.

Coming soon I-TORTURED & BATHED IN AN ACID BARREL; the future is coming. No travel necessary, WE SEND The Homicidal Maniac to you at Home, from the comfort of your couch, Its not the Pizza delivery man; but we can guarantee your service in under 30 minutes, or a Second Lunatic will be added no questions asked!

09/14/2017

Taking To Flight!

09/14/2017
08/28/2017

26 years ago Pearl Jam's debut album "ten." "Mother Love Bone," died with Lead singer Andrew Wood, and from this tragedy "Pearl Jam" With new singer Edward Vedder, came "Alive," (Their First Single)!"

DINNER WITH JTR: a curious invitation
04/14/2017

DINNER WITH JTR: a curious invitation

Do you want to help improve diplomatic relations on a global scale: This is not a scam... sign up to any religious freet...
04/08/2017

Do you want to help improve diplomatic relations on a global scale: This is not a scam... sign up to any religious freethinking group on Face Book... Everything therapeutic should be this free... sign-up and as advertised after very little wait you are thrust into the sanctity of membership! Bang!!! TEAM AMERCiA F%^^&^ yeah!!!

Day 46 of captivity here in unknown FaceBook Group… Great Religious problems. If you can convince trump to send in Seal Team 6 with sandwiches and 10 million dollars, I may be able to negotiate a cease fire in the Middle East and bring about a sensible plan to create a Palestinian state of 12 -15 people or 10 more people than the current state has now. IF we work quick I sense I can continue to entertain my captorses with very simple but pretty funny Jew jokes, they love this sh$%t... if I make any progress I'll try and find out where the Taliban hid Iraq’s WMD’s... There's 24,000 Muslims in here... Send in another white person to try and distract them!

Gonna Jump High in the Sky!

In Jerusalem, a man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes good Jewish cop to talk him down. Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father" Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump." The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump." Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! Think of your Rabbi" Man replies "Who is that?" Cop yells "Jump, Muslim! You're blocking traffic!"

04/04/2017
04/04/2017

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