09/03/2026
guys. i need everyone to read this very carefully, okay? OKAY?! ready?
alright: this is the best coffee cake on planet earth. i see you right now, i SEE you thinking “oh surely not the best on earth she’s just trying to sell it blah bla-“ STOP! SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND ****LISTEN**** TO ME 👂👂👂
there is magic at work here. MAGIC 🪄✨ . a woman. a hero. a saint. sister rose ellen decided one day to craft the fluffiest, butteriest, crumbliest, most decadent and wonderful coffee cake there ever was. AND THIS IT. it’s just magnificent. i’m typing this from my bed rn wishing i was at Reactor Coffee having a slice of this. GO GET IT RN! it will change your life (not clickbait) and you will be so happy.
PRO TIP: ask the lovely barista behind the counter to warm it up. have a lil drip coffee to go with. oh my godddd i want this so bad right now. do it for me, will ya? IT ROX💥