09/25/2026
Well… coincidentally, I wore my “Y’all Need Jesus” shirt today. 😂🙏
And apparently, right on cue, we had a couple decide that “Thou shalt not steal” just wasn’t speaking to them today.
Listen, I know The Bonfire has been living in prehistoric times for a while. 😂 But folks… IT’S 2026.
We finally got a point-of-sale system about five weeks ago, and believe it or not, it didn’t take me five weeks to learn how to figure out when someone walks out without paying their check.
And yes… we have cameras. 📸
We have clear pictures of the individuals involved. If anyone recognizes them, please privately message The Bonfire and let us know.
And to the two people pictured: if this was somehow an honest mistake, you’re more than welcome to come back and take care of your check.
Otherwise…
Y’all really might need Jesus. 😂🙏🔥